Perhaps it's the time, perhaps it's me drowning in sparse documentation and not being able to wrap my head around the concept of updating in Mongoose :)
Here's the deal:
I have a contact schema and model (shortened properties):
var mongoose = require('mongoose'),
    Schema = mongoose.Schema;
var mongooseTypes = require("mongoose-types"),
    useTimestamps = mongooseTypes.useTimestamps;
var ContactSchema = new Schema({
    phone: {
        type: String,
        index: {
            unique: true,
            dropDups: true
        }
    },
    status: {
        type: String,
        lowercase: true,
        trim: true,
        default: 'on'
    }
});
ContactSchema.plugin(useTimestamps);
var Contact = mongoose.model('Contact', ContactSchema);
I receive a request from the client, containing the fields I need and use my model thusly:
mongoose.connect(connectionString);
var contact = new Contact({
    phone: request.phone,
    status: request.status
});
And now we reach the problem:
- If I call 
contact.save(function(err){...})I'll receive an error if the contact with the same phone number already exists (as expected - unique) - I can't call 
update()on contact, since that method does not exist on a document - If I call update on the model:
Contact.update({phone:request.phone}, contact, {upsert: true}, function(err{...})
I get into an infinite loop of some sorts, since the Mongoose update implementation clearly doesn't want an object as the second parameter. - If I do the same, but in the second parameter I pass an associative array of the request properties 
{status: request.status, phone: request.phone ...}it works - but then I have no reference to the specific contact and cannot find out itscreatedAtandupdatedAtproperties. 
So the bottom line, after all I tried: given a document contact, how do I update it if it exists, or add it if it doesn't?
Thanks for your time.