A Minecraft Movie

First we mine, then we craft. Let's Minecraft!
I… am Steve.
That’s a legend.

A Minecraft Movie is a 2025 American live-action animated fantasy adventure comedy film about four misfits who are pulled through a portal into a cubic world that thrives on imagination, having no choice but to master the world while embarking on a quest with an expert crafter named Steve.

Directed by Jared Hess. Written by Chris Bowman, Hubbel Palmer, Neil Widener, Gavin James and Chris Galletta.


Steve

  • I… am Steve.
  • My name is Steve. And as a child, I yearned for the mines. But it didn't really work out. So, I did a terrible thing...I grew up. Yep, that's me. Same shirt, same pants. The only thing missing was my soul.
  • Creativity in this world is key to survival.
  • First we mine, then we craft. Let's Minecraft!
  • Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers, they are just chill guys, they like to chill, trade and eat buttloads of bread. They love crushin' loaf.
  • Flint and steel!
  • Sneak attack!
  • Comin' in hot!
  • Relax, That is an iron golem, don't worry about them, they are friendly, up until you mess with them don't ever do that!
  • Kid, anything you can dream about here, you can make. Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about.
  • This is a crafting table. Here's how it works. You place these elements in different patterns, and kaboom! You got yourself a sweet blade!
  • [About the Nether] There was no joy, or creativity at all. Just a mindless lust for gold.

Garrett

  • Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. Gamer of the Year, 1989. Whatever. I barely think about it.
  • Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit.
  • Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. But there are two in winning.
  • Tell my story in song. Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments.

Others

Alex: Hey, do you wanna come in? I'm Alex, by the way.

Dialogue

It is harder to create than to destroy. That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce.
Garrett: (to Steve) Vaya con Dios. It means "goodbye", brother.
Natalie: No, it doesn't.
Garrett: Don't look at her. It does.
Natalie: No. It does not.
Garrett: Yeah, it does.
Steve: Crap! Chungus.
General Chungus: I'm really sorry, but I have to unalive you and stuff.
Garrett: They want me to fight the chicken?
Steve: Chicken jockey!
[A pig wearing a crown walks by]
Henry: Whoa, is he some kind of king?
Steve: No, that's a legend.
Malgosha: You'll never be happy. Deep down you know. To hope, to dream, to create, is to suffer.
Steve: You're right. It is harder to create than to destroy. That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce.
Steve: You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken? I did, and you're about to find out.
Garrett: Pssh.
Steve: Uh-ohh! [Flips a switch, cooking a live chicken in lava] You hear that? That’s the sound of Sizza-LEENG! Smell that smell? [Singing] La-la-la-lava. Ch-ch-ch-chicken. Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell. Ooooh, mamacita, now you're ringing the bell. Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack. Ooooh, super spicy, it's a lava attaaaack!
Garrett: I have a small business too, but one thing I try to do is not have my jingles suck butt.

Cast

Voices

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