All That
All That (1994-2000, 2002-05, 2019-20) is an American sketch comedy television series created by Brian Robbins and Mike Tollin for Nickelodeon.
First Run (seasons 1-6)
- Detective Dan: "Hello, Pizza Shack? I'd like a large pepperoni pizza with no pepperonis."
- Detective Dan: "Wait a minute! Where was I when this robbery was takin' place? Hmmmm...boys! Beat me, and then push me so I go flyin' out the window!"
- (The officers [Christy Knowings and Danny Tamberelli] accompanying Detective Dan do as he says.)
- Bernie: "My name is Bernie Kibbitz. AND I NEED PANTS!"
- Jerry Futile [the host of You Can't Win!]: "How many shoes?....Oo-oo-oo, wrong! The answer was nine. Nine shoes."
- Jerry Futile: "YOU...CAN'T...WIN!"
- Emily Maroon: "Wall...wall hit face. It hurt."
- Toby Braun: "With The Brute, you don't need a telephone!"
- (The Brute destroys the telephone.)
- The Brute [guest star Ron Lester]: "I like flowers."
- Toby Braun: "ME, TOO!"
- Walter the Earboy: "WAIT A MINUTE! I know a guy who has huge ears like mine and everybody likes him! He'll tell me what I should do!"
- Superdude [Thompson]: "Well, if it isn't Milk Man!"
- Milk Man: "'Udderly' correct...Superdude! Hope my little visit doesn't sour your day!"
- Superdude: "That's putting it mildly! Last time I saw you, you were rotting in prison!"
- Milk Man: "And I have you to thank for putting me there! I hate when someone spoils my fun!"
- Jimmy Bond: "Wow, that is some penny!"
- Julio [Miss Piddlin's assistant]: "Miss Piddlin? Here--here's more peas. Isn't that a lovely thing, more peas? I was just gonna set 'em down very slowly..."
- Mumbly Spice: "Flick in blob, a wig a wang jang blang; I mean, pop music, if it is, puh-tuh, hmmm, I mean cleeto, please, clang, you know."
- Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place to exchange ideas and information!"
- Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for research."
- Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for enjoying yourself."
- Miss Fingerly: "Good afternoon, students. I trust you all enjoyed lunch. I myself consumed a tasty chicken pot pie. Teachers love chicken pie...cock-a-doodle-pie!"
(In Miss Fingerly's class, one of the students, Jenny [Bynes], has invited some friends to celebrate her birthday, even though it's not her actual birthday, and they started singing "For She's a Jolly Good Fellow")
- Miss Fingerly: "As far as I'm concerned, Jenny is not a jolly nor good and...clearly she's no fellow! Now, please; stop interrupting!"
- Miss Fingerly: "Now, who can tell me what 'dangling participles' are?"
- Student [Bates]: "Is that when a phrase in a sentence describes something it's not supposed to?"
- Miss Fingerly: "Quite correct. For example, in the sentence 'Cooking in her new microwave, Grandma was happy'...now, we all know that a grandmother cannot fit in a microwave..."
(It would be clearer to say something like, "It made Grandma happy to use her new microwave to cook her food".)
- Loud Librarian: "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!" (blows airhorn)
- Herself: "I want a rhinoceros...carved out of pure gold!"*
- Larissa Oleynik [cameo]: "I just happen to have with me a...rhinoceros carved out of pure silver".
- Sweaty Woman: "You two couldn't be more wrong! It's Superdude!"
- Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for hiney-slappin'!"
- Loud Librarian: "Noisy! I thought I told you no talking! You talk, you walk!"
- Loud Librarian: "SILENCE! QUIET! STIFLE! HUSH! SHHH!"
- Loud Librarian: "SILENCE! NEVER ENTER THIS LIBRARY AGAIN!"
- Loud Librarian: [after closing the door and ringing the bell that she has recently put on it] "HUSH, BELL! THIS IS A LIBRARY, NOT A RINGAMERRARIUM!"
- Loud Librarian: "SILENCE! THIS IS A LIBRARY! NOT A SNEEZE HALL!"
- Loud Librarian: "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! NOT A TALKATORIUM!"
- Loud Librarian: "I SAID 'SHUSH'! CAN'T YOU HEAR MY WORDS?!"
- Other character [Knowings]: "You are not a very good librarian."
- Loud Librarian: "EVERYONE, QUIET! YOU SQUEAK...I FREAK!"
- Other character [Bynes]: "I'm sorry. I thought this was the library--"
- Loud Librarian: "WRONG...THIS IS THE LIBRARY, AND THAT MEANS NO NOISE! WHAT KIND OF LUNATIC ARE YOU?!"
- Connie Muldoon: "I was never in my car! We Muldoons don't believe in motor vehicles!"
- Herself: [singing] "I'm so proud of my new bunny; he wiggles his nose, and eats my honey; he tickles my toes, I tickle his tummy; and that's why I'm so proud. Proud, proud, proud; bunny, bunny, bunny..."
- Superdude: "I'm Superdude, teenage superhero with powers that amaze the stupid."
- Superdude: "I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that make women sweat!"
- Sweaty Woman [Denberg]: "It's true!"
- Superdude: "I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that can make hamsters dance!"
- Superdude: "I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero who's always in the right place at the right time!"
- Superdude: [usually after his intro] "I also enjoy...fluffy stuffed animals, and...soft kisses, and...chatting on the phone long-distance."
- Nasty Nancy: "You'd be nasty, too, iffin' you was a cowboy named...'Nancy'."
- Mavis: "Hey, Clavis, wake up; the show is over."
- Clavis [Mitchell]: "Oh, yeah; kick it!"
- Miss Piddlin: "Miss Piddlin almost let her bad temper and delicate mental conditions get the better of her..."
- Miss Piddlin: "Taste the peas! C'mon, little angel! Tell Miss Piddlin whatcha think of the peas!"
- Miss Piddlin: "Careful, Miss Piddlin, don't lose your pea cool."
- Miss Piddlin: "JULIO!!"
- Miss Piddlin: "Well, if you don't wanna eat peas, don't eat nothin' at all!"
- Miss Piddlin: "Miss Piddlin is back--with her special salad. I like to call it...peas!"
- Spice Cube [formerly Burt Spice]: [rapping] "Fuzzy little bunny, all cute and sweet; cuddly little rabbit, come play with me! Your ears are floppy, and your whiskers, they bend! You're so cute and fuzzy; won't you be my friend? Booooy!"
- Spice Boys fan [Leon Frierson]: "Will you guys sign my Spice Boy dolls for me? I got 'em all; they're so cool!"
- Spice Cube: "Oh, look how adorable your cute little dolls are! Of course we can sign your dolls...I mean, uh, they--they look real tough, ya know what I'm sayin'? Punks? Punks!"
- Other character [Mark Saul]: "Yeah, my question is for Burt Spice. Um, Burt...what's with your name?"
- Burt Spice: "What do--what do you mean?"
- Other character [Mark Saul]: "Well, you know, uh, Hairy Spice is hairy, and Dead Spice is, well, not living."
- (Dead Spice is a skeleton.)
- Other character [Mark Saul]: "You're just Burt Spice; now, don't you think that's kinda lame?"
- Burt Spice: "Well, uh...no; the Spice Boys, we're all about music and boy power and friction. Trust me, nobody cares about my name."
- Ishboo: "In my foreign land, it is only proper that the guests sleep in the bed, and that you sleep on the floor!"
- Kay [Bates]: [She and Ishboo are on a date, and she has just watched him dance] "Oh, Ishboo, where did you learn to dance like that? In your foreign land?"
- Ishboo: "Yes; when I was a small Ishboo, I accidentally sat on a hot stove. The excruciating butt pain taught me how to wiggle myself!"
- (As a result of Angelique Bates's departure from All That, Mandy is no longer on the Cooking With Randy & Mandy sketch.)
- Randy: "Well, we all know how much Mandy loved chocolate. Unfortunately, during a recent chocolatey-wild weekend, Mandy lost her mind and consumed 479 pounds of pure milk chocolate. Last I heard, Mandy was locked away in a chocolate rehabilitation facility. We wish her well."
- Randy: [after tasting his dish, 'Burrito Surprise'--a chocolate-covered burrito] "That makes me wanna sing!" [singing to the tune of 'La Cucaracha'] "La chocolata, la chocolata...all right! Now, the next dish that I have prepared for you is called 'chocolate on top of chocolate, smothered in chocolate'."
- Antoine: "What it is."
- Principal Pimpell: "As principal of Dullmont Junior High School, Principal William...Baines...Pimpell!"
- Principal Pimpell: [singing to the tune of Dry Bones] "The finger bone's connected to the...shin bone! The shin bone's connected to the...brain bone!"
- Officer Ulcer [of the U. S. S. Spaceship]: "Aw! Nobody stops my engines cold!"
- Lester Oaks, Construction Worker: "Ho-ho-ho-hold the fig neutrons there, mush bucket! The name is, Lester Oaks...Construction Worker!"
Everyday French With Pierre Escargot
- [Each of these is the "translation" of a French phrase.]
•There are small children in my nose.
•May I blow my nose in your sandwich?
•You look like Stephanie, but you smell like Robert.
•I'm sorry; I thought that was my pocket.
•What time is it, and why do you smell like cheese?
•Why is your butt talking?
•(After speaking a 30- to 40-syllable French phrase in which he mentions actor/singer Patrick Swayze [1952-2009]) How are you?
•Who are you, and why are you wearing my Daddy's panties?
•I'm from Minnesota, and my name is Winnifred!
•Kiss me! Squeeze me! Call me "Mrs. Beasley"!
•May I take a nap in your nose?
•I have not showered in 36 days!
•May I pop my pimple on your lasagna?
•Excuse me! I am not a drinking fountain!
•Pardon me, but this tissue has already been used.
•I told you I had gas.
•I told you I had to throw up.
•That's not an elf; that's my grandmother!
•Mmmm! This men's room smells wonderful.
•Who said you could live in my toilet?
•That's not bubblegum. Bubblegum. That's not bubblegum. That's...Porkboy, the breakfast monkey.
•Your grandfather looks pretty in that wedding dress.
•Oo-la-la! That pumpkin sure knows how to rhumba!
•Ewww! This looks like mustard, but it tastes like you!
(Season 3, episode 12: Mona Lisa)
•Where is the library, and why is your nose filled with ointment?
•Do not clap your hands when I sneeze in your face. But please clap your hands for our musical guest...MONTECO!
•You look different. Did you brush your nose hair?
- Ed: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger; can I take your order?"
- Ed: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Is there anything in my nose?"
- Customer [guest star Tracy Lynn Sullivan]: "I don't know."
- (She leaves in disgust.)
- Ed: [singing] "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes, hey!"
- Ed: "Uhhh...no?"
- Ed: "That'll be eight bucks."
- Customer [Johnson]: "Ewwwww; you just got Good Burger bits all over my face!"
- Ed: "Uh...no?"
- Customer: "Yes, you did! You got them in my mouth!"
- Ed: "That'll be eight bucks."
- Customer: "What?! I'm not paying you for your regurgitated burger bits!"
- Pizzaface: "Hey! Don't bag on Walter like that!"
- Pizzaface: "I'm Pizzaface...Walter's friend."
- Okrah: "Today on the Okrah show, you'll be entertained by other people's tragic lives."
- Lump Maroon: [only dialogue] "Jupiter!"
- (Lump and his brother Emily and sister Chuck [Reyes] have knocked down their neighbor [Thompson], who has returned Emily's missing trousers.)
- Emily Maroon: "We knocked down Grandma!"
- Neighbor: "Look! I ain't your Grandma! All right?! I'm not related to you Maroons in any way!"
- Lump Maroon: "Jupiter."
- Neighbor: [pointing to Lump] "Especially him!"
- (Mavis [Thompson] and Clavis [Mitchell] are sitting in the audience, while laughing at one of Bynes's and Server's "Squash Boy" sketches.)
- Clavis: "Ya hear that, Mavis? They're callin' for somebody named 'SQUASH BOY'!"
- Mavis: "Yeah...that's funny! Never heard of a boy...made entirely outta squash...before!"
- Baggin' Saggin' Barry [Thompson]: "I thought I had the biggest, baggiest pants in the world...then I met Baggin' Saggin' Mary."
- (Earlier, the other students at Dullmont Jr. High School had asked Baggin' Saggin' Barry and Baggin' Saggin' Mary [Reyes] to pull various objects out of their pants; one of the things was a white TV set with red polka-dots. Mary also had a remote control, but Barry didn't. Before that, one of the students [Denberg] had requested pumpkin juice, and Barry had only a pumpkin to give her. Mary, however, did have a can of pumpkin juice, and she was sure that her trousers could hold more things than his could.)
- Clavis: "You've been blessed with magic trousers. Use your gift. You just gotta reach deep down in your pants...and pull out things you never knew you had. Reach down deep."
- Coach Kreeton: "Oh, the life I live is sad!"
- Coach Kreeton: "Aww, my happiness is a memory!"
- Coach Kreeton: "Hehe! Hehe! Hehe! Goo-oo-ood..."
- Coach Kreeton: "Oh, why must you upset me in ways I can't understand?!"
- Coach Kreeton: "I demand to see your hall, pass, ticket, slip!"
- Coach Kreeton: "All right; now, tell me what's in your book...pack...bag...sack!"
- Commander Feeble [Server]: [of Repairman's "repairs" to the U. S. S. Inferior space shuttle] "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE REPAIRS US ALL!"
- Dr. Kay: "All right, all right, it's the one, it's the only, but never lonely, Diggy-Diggy-Dr. Kay! Hey, if you parents out there have any questions about your kids, make my telephone dance; let's go! Say 'Hey', to Diggy-Diggy-Dr. Kay!"
- Man on the phone: "Hey, uh, hey, Dr. Kay, listen, uh, I have a 9-year-old son, and, well, he keeps puttin' on his sister's clothes. What do I do?"
- Dr. Kay: "Uh, puts on his sister's clothes. Uh, what's the name?"
- Man on the phone: "Steven."
- Dr. Kay: "Tell me, does Steven look good in a dress?"
- Man on the phone: "Yes, he does."
- Dr. Kay: "A 9-year-old son, wears his sister's clothes...Dr. Kay's advice; call the boy 'Stephanie'! Problem solved!"
- [He rings his gong with his slingshot.]
- Dr. Prober: [during Ishboo's checkup] "Let me just check your ears. That's all right." [He checks Ishboo's left ear, and sees Ren and Stimpy, from The Ren & Stimpy Show; they are screaming while blasting off into outer space.] "Oh! Let me check the other one."
- Ishboo: "Okey-dokey."
- [He checks Ishboo's right ear, and sees a polar bear.]
- (A boy named Jake Feta has just used a "cheese fizz", and has thus been arrested by the Cheese Police.)
- Jake Feta [Thompson]: [to Officer Jack Colby, of the Cheese Police] "But you said we were friends!"
- Officer Jack Colby: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I once said I was Dorothy from The Wizard Of Oz. But ya don't see Toto...do ya?"
- Officer Jack Colby: "Man. If it isn't one cheese, it's another other! It's another other! I'm...on my way!"
- [Kiki and Fran are stranded on an uncharted island.]
- Fran [Denberg]: "Kiki, we've been on this island for three years..."
- Kiki: [singsong] "Three years, two months, one wee-eek!"
- Kiki: [singing] "Fran's here, and I'm here, and you're here, and you're gonna be heeeeeere...forrrrrever-"
- Fran [Denberg]: "Stop it."
- Kiki: "--and ever--"
- Fran: "Stop it!"
- Kiki: "--and ever--"
- Fran: "STOP IT!"
- Kiki: "--and ever--"
- [Fran knocks herself out.]
- Kiki: "--and ever...."
- Mandy: "Mmmm; the chocolate does wonders for the nails."
- Mandy: "Looks like it's raining chocolate syrup. And...can it be snowing chocolate sprinkles?"
- Penny Lane: [to Superdude] "No, the milk will harm you! You're lactose-intolerant!"
- Jaleel White [as Steve Urkel]: "Surprise! Ha-ha, did I do thaaaaaat?"
- Ashley: [starts to read a letter] "Dear Ashley..." That's me!
- Springs: [sings] I'm a teeny-weeny bopper-beany, I'm so nice and he's so meany!
- Ashley: "Our next letter comes from...Lisa Lillian, of Queens, New York. Lisa writes...'Dear Ashley'...thaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, my name is Lisa. I just bought a new sweater. It is green. Sincerely, Lisa.'"
- [long pause]
- Ashley: "WHO STINKIN' CARES?! THIS IS CALLED 'ASK ASHLEY'! NOT 'BORE ASHLEY TO STINKIN' DEATH'!"
- Ashley [mocking]: "Gee, I'm Lisa Lillian, and I just bought a new sweater...it is green...I'm a moron..."
- Ashley [normal voice]: "...and blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-BLAH!"
- Dr. Debbie (a cheerleading doctor): "Pain, pain, go away; come again...NEVER!"
- Janitor Gaseous: "Squat and rot!"
- Jack Campbell: "I'm gonna collect all this evidence...with my face!"
- Jack Campbell: "I'm Jack Campbell, Fat Cop!"
- Francis the Caveman: "Me Francis, and I'm a caveman."
- Hairy Spice: "Sweaty, you better be careful around all this electrical equipment; I mean, you're just dripping in sweat. And everybody knows that water and electricity...don't mix."
- Jessica: "And, like, my name is Jessica; rrrr!"
- Winter Wonders: "I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called What Do You Do?, where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does."
- Lt. Fondue [of the U. S. S. Spaceship]: "Captain! What is we gonna do?!"
- Lt. Fondue: "Captain! I'm receivin' a trans-mishy-on from the alien ship that attack-ed-ed us!"
- Leroy: "Fuzz, we're not done yet. We should have a blow-dryer."
- Fuzz: "A blow-dryer? But that's not a blow-dryer; that's an industrial strength leaf-blower!"
- Billy Fuco: "I'M BILLY FUCO!"
- LaTanya: "Okaaaaay!"
- LaTanya: "It's time to get our freak on!"
- Quik'N'Fast customer [Mark Saul]: "Can I just buy these breath mints!"
- LaTanya: "Ugh! You need 'em, Mr. Garbage Mouth!"
- Sweaty Spice: "Boy Power!"
- Sweaty Spice: "Look, Burt; this just ain't workin'. Sorry..."
- Hypno-Pants: "Stare into my butt!"
Other
- Himself [to Kenan, after getting amnesia due to a concussion from a falling spotlight]: "'Josh'. 'Josh'. Why does everyone keep calling me 'Josh'? My name is Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle...you lout." "'Lout'? Who you callin' a 'lout'?"
- Kenan (to Katrina Johnson): "Hey, what's a lout?"
- Katrina: "I don't know. But he's Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle."
- Lori Beth Denberg: "Well, ever since he got hit on the head, he thinks he's an English gentleman from the 18th century."
- Katrina: "Oh, c'mon; cut it out, Josh. This isn't funny."
- Josh: "Gentlepeople! I must ask you to refrain from calling me by this...'Josh'. My name is Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle."
- Lori Beth: "We gotta snap him outta this before the show starts."
- Katrina: "Yeah; he's in the first scene."
- Josh (to Katrina): "Ah, good lady, I beg your pardon. But the only appointment on my schedule today is for afternoon tea. I'm meeting Lord Worcestershire at 4 PM this very day."
- Kenan: "Oh, he's been goin' off the deep end; see, somethin' wrong. Somethin' wrong."
(Amanda walks in)
- Amanda: "Hi, everybody!"
- Kenan: "'Manda!"
(They fist-bump)
- Lori Beth: "Hi, Amanda, hi."
- Josh: "Oh; what a delightful young cherub."
(He kneels before Amanda)
- Amanda: "What's with him?"
- Kenan: "He got hit in the head with a light. Now he think he Lord Fruitcake of Freakspit."
- Kopelow: "Five minutes! The show starts in five minutes!"
- Kopelow: "Listen up. I'm just here to tell ya, that in ten minutes, the show will be startin' in five minutes."
- Dan Schneider: "Hiiiii, everyone! It's time for 'Ask Ashley'!"
(Added on Saturday, Dec. 14, 2024)
- Swinestein (Dickson; a Pigginoid alien, from the planet Porkus II): I am Swinestein, leader of the Pigginoid ship!
- Mýa Harrison: [Describing the perils of live television] "...And if things go horribly wrong, we'll show this video clip of Rhineheart the Dancing Monkey-Boy."
Dialogue
- (How Randy and Mandy usually introduce their cooking sketch, Cooking With Randy & Mandy.)
- Randy [Thompson]: Hi! I'm Randy!
- Mandy [Bates]: And I'm Mandy!
- Randy and Mandy [in unison]: And this is Cooking With...
- Randy: ...Randy...
- Mandy: ...and Mandy! Hi, Randy!
- Randy: Hi, Mandy!
- Mandy: Moms tend to overlook the benefits of chocolate.
- Randy: Mainly that it tastes very, very good.
- Mandy: Our next dish is nachos.
- Randy: First, you place the chips in a microwaveable plate...
- Mandy: ...and then you add chocolate.
- Randy: Chocolate bars...
- Mandy: ...chocolate chips...
- Randy: ...chocolate sprinkles...
- Mandy: ...chocolate powder...
- Randy: ...chocolate syrup...
- Randy and Mandy [in unison]: ...any kind of chocolate, really.
- Randy: Because once they mesh together, they become one harmonious chocolate holiday; a celebration of chocolate, if you will.
- Mandy: Randy, is chocolate good for chapped lips?
- Randy: I HAVE NO IDEA!
- Square dance caller [guest star Tim Farmer]: Choose your partner! Do-si-do! Swing your partner 'round and 'round; pick him up and throw him down! Yee-ha! Kick him in the side, kick him in the head; change his name from Bob to Ted!
- (What the "Whatever Girls" usually say)
- Gina and Jessica (in unison): Okay, okay, okay, okay, OKAY!!!
Second Run (seasons 7-10)
- Bridget: "Hi! I'm Bridget, and this is my...SLUMBER PARTY!"
- Abby Rhodes: "Like, okay, okay?"
- Mega Butt: "Butt powers ACTIVATE!"
- Claudia: "When life gives me lemons, I suck them."
- Claudia: "I want to give you all an infection."
- Bridget [Brummet]: "Infect people later..."
- Heather Darling: "INCOMING!!!"
- Heather Darling: "That's my name!"
- Kaffy: "MY HEART IS POUNDING LIKE A JACKHAMMER!"
- Harry Bladder: "Weenius nosium!"
- (Sacco [Lyons] had enlarged Herhiney's [Foiles] buttocks.)
- Brian Peafest: "Who will be the next American Idiot?"
- Buzz: "MY PULSE IS RACING FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!"
- Ernie: "Here comes the loopy-de-loop."
- Randy Quench: "I'm Randy Quench; Volunteer Fireman".
- Other character [Brummet] : "You're a volunteer lunatic..."
- Randy Quench: "Here comes me!"
- Randy Quench: "Please. I'm no hero. I'm just a man...who often forgets to take his medication".
- Randy Quench: "Young lady, you were standing awfully close to that fire! You might be suffering from smoke inhalation! I better give her mouth-to-mouth reciprification*".
* One of Quench's malapropisms for "resuscitation".
- Mandy Snackson: "Dawg, you did your thing."
- Miss Fishtail (the driving instructor): "Don't be distracted by distractions!"
- Gill: "Once upon a time...there was this little puppy named Cuddles. And then...Cuddles ate a huge banana split!"
- Re-Ron: "I'm Harry Bladder's precocious best friend!"
- Zigfried: "KUMQUAT!...jerk."
- Thelma Stump: "Got any bacon?...Bacon's goo-oo-ood."
- Carlee:"I'm Carlee--"
- Marlee [Foiles]: "--and I'm Marlee--"
- Both [in unison]: "--and we've got a passion for trashin' fashion! Uh-huh!"
- Poncy Flavin: "How much time do we have before we have to pull our ripcords?"
- Percy Flavin (DeSena): "Well, according to my watch..."
(They land in a restaurant; they had been attempting a build a birdhouse while skydiving)
- Marcy (Foiles): "Sunshine Sally, do you want your bottle?"
- Sunshine Sally (a life-sized talking doll, played by Kirkman): "Nah; I want a taco".
- Marcy: "But I don't have any tacos".
- Sunshine Sally: "So, steal a car, and go get me some tacos!"
- Kareena Jones: "Sass-er-frass!"
- Kareena Jones: "No flapjacks for you TODAY!!"
- Cupid: "I don't like it now, and I didn't like it when I was a tall white guy!" (the part had previously been played by Lyons)
- Jeff Bester: "When it comes to safety, I know bester!"
- Jeff Bester: "Yo-yo's going crazy."
- Jeff Bester: "Jeff Bester deems these crayons...UNSAFE!"
- (He makes a loud buzzer noise.)
Third Run (season 11)
Gabrielle Nevaeh Green
- Other character (Lex Lumpkin): "Bro! Is that new girl, Ashley, starin' at ya?"
(At a school dance, Lumpkin's character and his friend Trad are looking at the aforementioned girl, T@$#le!gh, who is looking back at Trad)
- Trad: "Probably. I'm gonna go up to her; no, I'm not; yes, I am; should I?"
- Other characters (Lumpkin and Chinquun Sergelen): "BRO-O-O-O!"
- Trad: "Whatever. I don't care".
- T@$#le!gh (Ryan Alessi): "O...M...G; should I, like...go up to him?"
- Other character (Godfrey): "Yes, girl".
- Other character (Caddell): "Do it! Do it now!"
- T@$#le!gh: "Wish me luck. Never mind; I don't need it".
(Trad and T@$#le!gh walk up to each other)
- Trad: "Uhhhhhhh..."
- T@$#le!gh: "Ummmmmm..."
(There is a long pause)
- T@$#le!gh: "Hey."
- Trad: "Hey. 'Sup, Ashleigh?"
- T@$#le!gh: "It's 'T@$#le!gh'. T-'at' sign-dollar sigh-hash...but it's like...honestly, it's whatever".*