Baby Looney Tunes

Baby Looney Tunes is an American-Canadian animated television series, depicting toddler versions of Looney Tunes characters.

Granny: What in heaven's, Taz what are you crying about?

(Taz hold up the wheel from his toy car, Granny looks over and was surprised to see what was left of Taz's toy car)

Granny: You didn't break another of your toys did you?

(Taz nods his head indicating that he did)

Granny: Tasmanian Devil, how many times have I told you to take better care of your things, look at all the toys you've broken.

(Granny points to a pile of toys of which Taz has broken, Taz whimpers and cries once again feeling regret for his actions)

Granny: Now, now, there's no use crying over broken toys, or something like that.

Daffy: Hmmph.

(Taz sniffles then Granny holds a tissue to his nose, Taz takes a breath breath and gives a big blow, giving off a giant gust of wind causing Daffy's crown and cape to go flying)

Daffy: Wow (talking to the audience) for a little guy, he sure holds a lot of air.

Bugs: Hey Tazzie, You wanna play Smash-Up Derby with us?

Taz: Uh-uh.

Bugs: Oh come on, I think your little clown guy will fit right into my truck here.

Taz: (gasp) No!, Taz no play!

Daffy: Come on Taz, play with us.

Taz: No!

Bugs: What good if having a toy you can't play with?

(Taz runs to the end of a shelf where he is cornered by Bugs and Daffy)

Daffy: C'mon Tazzie, you know you wanna play with that toy.

Bugs: Yeah, Put him in the truck then we'll crash 'em together.

(Taz started to think, then he saw the top of the shelf and that's when he had and idea, he started spinning and began to climb the shelf)

Bugs: Hey, what are you doing.

Daffy: Get down from there!

(Taz soon made it to the top, but then suddenly airplanes started to fly pass him, causing Taz to growl with annoyance, It's then revealed that they were coming from a mobile on the roof of the playroom, two more fly pass Taz but as the third one passes, Taz knocks it while growling, the sudden knock causes the strings off the planes to get tangled and eventually stopped, Taz becomes stratified and puts his toy clown down, waves at it then looks down at Bugs and Daffy, who would've witness his previous endeavour, Taz then proceeds to climb down)

Taz: Blaaah! (Blows a raspberry at them)

(Bugs and Daffy looked at each other confused)

Granny: Oh look at them all playing together, aren't they precious, (looks on at the babies playing) Oh Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Sylvester and Taz, could you come over here?, I've got something I want to tell you.

Bugs: Okay Granny!

Sylvester: Coming Granny!

Daffy: But I just built my super-wondrous sand tasta castle.

Taz: Taz like castle.

Daffy: No touchy.

(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes' house, with Bugs and Lola looking out the window at something amazing)

Bugs: Wow!

Lola: Isn't it dreamy?

Bugs: It's so yellow

Lola: And big

(Turns out it was a school bus Bugs and Lola were looking at and some kids were boarding it)

Bugs: Some kids have all the luck

(Then Bugs and Lola have and idea)

Bugs & Lola: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

(The two bunnies chuckle)

Bugs: Let's go ask Granny if we can go to school

(The two race off to find Granny in the kitchen finishing a Gingerbread house)

Bugs & Lola: Granny, Granny, Granny!

Granny: Land sakes kids, What's all the excitement about?

Bugs: We wanna go to school

Granny: Oh, but you're too young

Bugs: Too young?, we're already potty trained

Lola: Bugs? (Lola looks at Bugs knowingly)

Bugs: Ehh, well uh, almost (Bugs says embarrassed)

Lola: I have an idea, if we're too young to go to real school, maybe we can play pretend school!

(Granny thinks about it, while Bugs and Lola tug on her dress)

Bugs & Lola: Please Granny, Pleeeeease!

(Granny chuckles and pulls her dress away)

Granny: I guess it'll be okay [Granny pulls her Gingerbread House from the counter] As soon as I finish icing my Gingerbread House, School is officially in session

(Bugs and Lola cheer and start spinning around Granny, causing her loose her balance and fall to the floor and her Gingerbread house falls on her head, Granny removes some of the house from her eyes while Bugs and Lola come up to her and Lola takes a little taste of what's left of the Gingerbread house)

Lola: Isn't Granny sweet?

(All three laugh at the joke)

(Meanwhile in the playroom, Sylvester and Tweety are playing with a ball, while Taz and Daffy are fighting over Harry Gary)

Taz: Taz want Harry Gary!

Daffy: It's mine I tell ya, Mine, Mine, all Mine [Daffy acts like he's saw something] Hey look, It's the tooth fairy

(Taz looks and Daffy snatches Harry Gary of him, Taz groans sadly and begins to cry until, Bugs and Lola come sliding in)

Bugs: Uh hey you guys, guess what

Lola: Granny said we can all play school

(Tweety and Sylvester all gasp excitedly)

Daffy: Ah, who cares?

(Unintentionally dropping Harry Gray, Taz picks him up and give him a big kiss)

Daffy: What's so great about school anyway?

Bugs: Lot's of stuff, you get to learn new things, like how to drink from a water fountain [Bugs stands on his tip-toes and pretends to slurp from a water fountain, once he's done, he gives a big sigh and wipes his mouth]

Lola: And make new friends and learn all their names

(Lola slightly pokes Sylvester and he gives a little giggle, Sylvester then runs to Daffy and pokes him as well, then he jumps underneath a pink pillow with only his tail showing, he then comes out with the pillow on top of his head)

Sylvester: There's all kinds of games to play

Taz Lunch time!

(Taz takes a sip from a bottle and gives a big burp, while the wind from his burp unintentionally ruffles Daffy's feathers, Daffy looks at himself)

Daffy: Yeesh (while un-ruffling his feathers) Lunch, Shmuch, I've got better things to do

(Daffy pulls up his diaper and starts too walk away)

Bugs: Okay Daffy, But you're gonna miss out on the chance to get lots of attention

(Daffy freezes and looks back)

Daffy: Alright rabbit, ya got me, I'll give ya 20 seconds, what are you talking about?

''Bold textBugs: I'm talkin' about show and tell Daffy

Lola: It's that time in school when you get to talk in front of the whole class

Sylvester: And everyone has to listen to you

Daffy: Everyone?

(Daffy begins to day dream that he's on a stage talking in front of a crowd while wearing a purple graduation robe and cap)

Daffy: It all started when I was just an egg, Not just any egg mind you but a little brown speckled one and that, my friends is what makes me so great

(The crowed cheers while flowers and graduation caps are being thrown at Daffy and Daffy gives a bow, the dream cloud puffs as Daffy wakes up and shakes his head, indicating he changed his mind about school)

Daffy: I love school, now where do I sign up?

(mood quickly changes and everyone heard Tweety crying on the couch, everyone comes up to see what's wrong)

Bugs: What's the matter Tweety?

Tweety: I can't go to school with you guys

Sylvester: Why not?

Tweety: I'm not weady

Lola: What do you mean?

Tweety: well, for wone thing, I can't wead or wite, I can't even spell my own wittle name

(Tweety starts crying again and Taz starts cry as well, Daffy [annoyed] shakes his head and covers his ears)

Bugs: It's alright, You don't have to know everything to go to school

Tweety: Weally?

(Taz sniffles)

Taz: Really?

Lola: Yeah, That's why we go to school, so we can learn all those things

Bugs: All we need is a little practice

Bugs: Now listen, I'm in charge and what I say goes and I say...!

(Before Bugs could finish there was a strange noise which causes Bugs to gasp and all the other babies to come out of their hiding spots)

Daffy: Um...What was that?

(The noise comes again)

Lola: I don't know, But I've never heard anything like it before

Sylvester: And I never want to hear anything like it again!

(The noise comes again and scares the babies, the noise seems to be coming out side with the sun setting)

Bugs: Ehh...It's nuttuin', Probably just a... Cute little forest creature.

(The noise sounds again)

Sylvester: It doesn't sound so little to me.

Daffy: And definootily not cute.

(The noise comes again)

Tweety: D-D-Don't you think you should do something Bugs?

Lola: Yeah, you're in charge

Bugs: Me? Uh...yeah hee hee uh, no sweat, uh all's I gotta do it...

(The noise comes again but sounds even louder now)

Bugs: Uh, close the window!

(Bugs does exactly that and rushes over to the window and closes it and let's the window shade down as well)

Bugs: What ya can't hear, can't hurt ya.

(But the noise comes through again and the window shade clatters up, this makes the babies all frighted again)

Bugs: What's the matter with you fella? Let's have some fun!

(Bugs puts the CD player on and it plays a upbeat version of the Baby Looney Tunes Theme song, Bugs dances along and the other babies soon join in, but as they were dancing, Bugs accidentally knocks the CD player off the table and it falls to the floor and the music switches off leaving the babies all sad again, They all didn't notice the sun setting behind them and causes their shadows to become bigger and as the shadows reach the wall, the noise comes back again)

Lola: What is it?

Daffy: Sounds like some sort of Boogie-Woogie Monster.

Sylvester: A Five-headed Boogie-Woogie Monster!

(As the noise continues the shadows change into all sorts of scary shapes, first the shadow changes into a creature with sharp teeth and four arms)

Tweety: Ooh, What huge haiwy teeth it has!

(It soon changes again, into a round shape with and scary stair, big teeth and horns on it's head)

Lola: It's bigger than the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk!

(It changes again into a ghostly shape)

Daffy: With a seriously bad attitude!

(The shadow soon turns into a monster and appears on the roof, Sylvester crouches down and covers his eyes in fear)

Sylvester: T-T-Tell me when it's gone

(The sun soon sets behind the trees and the shadow vanishes)

Bugs: It's gone!

(Sylvester cautiously uncovers one eye and looks up and sees that everything is Okay, he stands up)

Bugs: See, Nuttin' to be afraid of.

Tweety: Oh Gwacious! Taz is gone!

Lola: But he was just here, wasn't he?

Bugs: Taz?, Taz?, Taaaz!

Daffy: Tazzie, Olly Olly, oxen free!

(The babies search everywhere for Taz, Lola searches under a bed, Bugs looks in a laundry basket but finds nothing but a sock, Sylvester looks behind pictures and Tweety looks under a rug, the scene cuts to the kitchen where Daffy is looking for Taz in the pots and pans, The babies all regroup all given up searching for Taz when the strange noise comes again, The babies all look at the door and realise that Taz must have gone outside, The babies all open the door and one by one they all peak their heads outside, First Bugs, Then Tweety and Lola, then Sylvester and finally Daffy, they all find Taz's foot prints on the path and they seem to be heading to the forest)

Tweety: Oh no, Taz?

Sylvester: Do you think whatever's out there...(Gulps)...Is gonna get him?

Bugs: Not if I can find him first!

Lola: Go out there?, alone?, No way!

Daffy: Granny put you in charge.

Bugs: Ehh...Right, I-I'm suppose to take care of everybody.

(And with that, Bugs walks out the door and goes in search of Taz)

Daffy: That is the bravest thing I ever saw, Say... if he doesn't come back, can I be the boss?

(Lola looks angrily at Daffy)

Daffy: Heh.

(Little did the babies know, Granny was looking out the window as she saw everything, knowing that Bugs has gone looking for Taz, and so she continues painting what appears to be a red bird house)

(Meanwhile, out in the woods, Bugs was still looking for Taz, but he was feeling a little scared, knowing that he's out alone in the woods at night, as an owl hoots in the distance, Bugs becomes even more afraid)

Bugs: Taz?, That you old b-b-buddy?, heh heh, uh, come out of there Taz.

(A wolf howls in the distance)

Bugs: T-T-Taaaazzie!

(At that moment, Bugs stops as he sees a trail of leaves on the path, still feeling scared, he tries to keep going, but it feels like something is following him with the leaves rustling until, there came the noise again and it was louder that before)

Bugs: YIKE!

(This scared Bugs so much that he ran away screaming in fear, he soon reached a tree and thinking that the creature was following him, he went round and round in circles until he tripped on a rock which cause him to tumble down and eventually stopped, he then heard the leaves rustling again and was surprised Lola, Sylvester, Tweety and Daffy running around tree as well)

Bugs: Hey, Hey, Hold it! What are you doin' out here?

Lola: We decided we couldn't let you go alone.

Sylvester: We couldn't let you face that beast by yourself.

Tweety: We saw you chasing it.

Daffy: And your bravery made us brave.

Bugs: Ehh... hee, I wasn't chasin', I was uh runnin', I was runnin' scared.

(The noise comes again causing the babies to gasp with fright and Daffy to jump in Bug's arms)

Daffy: So, let's run scared together!

Lola: It sounds awful close

Bugs:(The noise sounds) sounds like it's right over there! (unintentionally drops Daffy)

(Bugs makes his way to the bushes, moves the branches and gives a delightful smile)

Lola: What is it Bugs?

Daffy: What do ya see?

Bugs: This is unbelievable, come here!

(The rest of the babies walk over to the bushes and were surprised to discover that the creature was non other than Taz and the noise seemed to come from his horn)

Tweety: Taz?

Sylvester: It was Taz all along.

(The babies race over to Taz who was still playing his horn, but when Bugs came over, Taz stops playing and hides his horn behind his back)

Bugs: Ehh... What's the matter?

Taz: Oh... Taz horn make Bugs mad, Taz don't want make Bugs mad... Oh ho

(Bugs realised that Taz was talking about when Taz and blowing his horn too loudly in front of Taz and Bugs snatched it off him)

Bugs: I'm awful sorry about that Taz (Bugs walks up to Taz) You play anywhere you wanna, anytime you wanna, anyway you wanna.

Taz: Huh, Bugs mean it?

Bugs: Sure I do

(Taz then resumes playing his horn and this time, Bugs doesn't mind)

Sylvester: Bugs, Lola, Olly Olly Oxen free!

(The babies soon come out of their hiding spots and run over to Sylvester)

Tweety: Were we hiding to well?

Sylvester: You gotta help me, Something terrible's happened in the kitchen

Bugs: What?

Sylvester: There's this big jar see, and one minute it's full of cookies and then, it isn't.

Lola: What happened to them?

Sylvester: I ate 'em, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! (Sylvester breaks down crying on Bug's knees)

Bugs: Eh, there's only one thing to do and that's tell Granny the truth, come on.

(Before they could leave, Daffy blocks their way)

Daffy: Ya can't do that!

Bugs: Eh, Why not?

Daffy: Granny worked her fingers to the bone baking those cookies, slaving all day at a hot stove, You know how much she loves you, If she found out you ate them, it'll break her heart.

Sylvester: Oh no, what'll I do?

Daffy: Blame somebody else.

Bugs: What?!, like who?

Daffy: Oh, one of the usual suspects, (Daffy walks pass Bugs and makes his way to Tweety), Nah, too innocent, (walks over to Lola) Too good, (walks over to Taz who has his tongue sticking out) Too obvious, (finally making his way to a mirror) Aha! him!(But soon realises it's his own reflection), oop, my mistake, too trustworthy.

(At that moment, Granny walks in with the empty jar)

Granny: Oh my, does anyone know who ate all the cookies?

(Sylvester[still to ashamed to admit it] hides his head in a pink bucket)

Bugs: Eh, as a master of fact--

Daffy: (interrupting) We do, it was ahhh, a beast yeah and oh, what a beast it was!

Granny: My Stars, What was it like?

Daffy: It was humongulous, A chocolate chip chomper, it smelled those chocolatey chips and chomped them.

Granny: Oh, that sounds just terrible, did you see it Tweety?

Tweety: Uh?

Daffy: Poor guy, he's scared speechless

Granny: Was it simply dreadful Lola dear?

Daffy: Tell her about it's teeth

Lola: Teeth?...Um...Teeth!

Daffy: Bigger than the Big Bad Wolf's.

Granny: You mean, every time I bake cookies that beast will eat them?

Daffy: Oh you betcha Granny.

Granny: Then I'll bake a batch right away so I can see this beast myself

(Granny walks out of the playroom and Sylvester takes the bucket off)

Bugs: Nice move Daff, We shoulda told the truth when we had the chance.

Sylvester: What are we gonna do now?

Daffy: Granny wants to see a monster, Granny's gonna see a monster.

(After eating a lot of cookies, the babies now felt very sick)

Taz: Taz not feel good.

Lola: (sighs) I never want to see another cookie

(Daffy turns back knowing that they'll have to do it again, but this time Bugs has an idea)

Bugs: Hold it, the only way to keep this beast from beating us is for us to beat it.

Tweety: Oh Gwanny, come see, huwwy!

(Tweety runs and joins the others)

Bugs: Everybody ready?

(Granny comes in holding a jar full of recently bakes cookies, she looks around and suddenly sees the "beast" that's been eating all her cookies growling and roaring at her)

Granny: Gracious sakes, there it is!

Bugs: Eh, Never fear Granny, I'll take care of it.

(The "beast" still roaring makes it's way to Bugs and Granny, but Bugs is ready to fight it)

Bugs: Take that and this and that too!, back you beast back!

Granny: My goodness Bugs, how brave.

Bugs: Back, back! (then, unintentionally destroyed it's face) Eh, would you look at that, hee hee, I'm uh, tearing him to pieces.

(The face comes off to reveal Daffy as he looks at the audience)

Daffy: Uh-Oh

(And with that, the monster falls apart reviling the other babies)

Bugs: Um, Granny, There's something we gotta tell ya

Daffy: (trying to make an excuse) It ate us, yeah! that's right, we were trapped in it's tummy, but we uh-- we uh-- Oh

Bugs: Granny, there never was a Chocolate Chip Chomper.

Bugs: Daffy...eh, Daffy?

Daffy: I didn't do it!, The diaper was dirty was dirty when I got there!

Lola: Calm down Daffy, you were just dreaming.

Daffy: Oh, oh yeah, I was dreaming that the rain stopped and the sun came out and we all went outside to play.

Tweety: We could pway a game inside.

Bugs: But we've already played with every toy in the nursery.

Lola: Twice.

Tweety: How many times is that?

Daffy, Bugs and Lola: Too many!

Bugs: If only something fun would happen, then we wouldn't be so bored.

Bugs: Well now that we have it, what do we do with it?

Tweety: Well, Gwanny told us to use our imagination, so I'm going to imagine that it's the most beautiful house in the world.

Lola: (laughs) That's the silliest idea I've ever heard, it's not a house, it's a pirate ship.

Daffy: Lola's right.

Bugs: About the pirate ship?

Daffy: No, about Tweety's idea being silly, anyone can see that it's the world's fastest racing car.

Bugs: Now why would they see that?, it's really a rocket ship to Mars, you can tell by looking at it.

(The babies soon argue about what the box could be until--)

Bugs: WAIT! There's only one way to find out what this thing really is.

Daffy: I'm glad you see things my way.

Bugs: No Daffy, I mean let's play house, then pirates, then racing car and then Rocket ship.

Lola: I get it and which ever is the most fun, wins.

Bugs: Right.

Bugs: Bugs to Earth, Bugs to Earth, come in Earth, I'm ready to land on Mars, Hmm, I wonder if there's any life here on Mars, I said, I wonder if there is any life here on Mars!, C'mon you guys, you're not even trying to have fan!

Lola: Some fun, I had a much better time playing the pirate ship.

Daffy: Well I still say the racing car was the best.

Tweety: And I wiked pwaying house.

(The babies soon start to argue again)

Lola: Give it to me!

Daffy: It's mine!

Tweety: I saw it first!

Bugs: Well I saw it third!

(The babies stop briefly while Bugs gives an embarrassed smile, then the tugging resumes until the babies slip and the box goes flying and then crashes)

Tweety: Hey look!

(It is revealed that the box has merged into a house, a pirate ship, a racing car and rocket ship all in one)

The Babies: Ooooh!, Ahhhhh!

Lola: What is it?

Tweety: I'm not sure, but I think it a wacing piwate house wocket.

Daffy: But there's no such thing.

Tweety: There is if you use your imagination.

(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes house at night, in the bedroom, Bug's, Lola's and Daffy's beds are empty, this was because the babies are all playing, Bugs was playing with his toy rocket, Daffy was playing with a toy piano and Lola was playing with her doll Edna)

Bugs Bugs Bunny to pilot, Bugs Bunny to pilot, do you read me?

(Daffy playing his piano as the keys tinkle slow then fast)

Lola: Mmm, I love you too Baby Pumpkin Pants.

(Lola hugs her doll and it start to cry, surprising Lola at that moment Granny walks in)

Granny: Land-sakes what are you kids doing up so late? Do you have any idea what time it is?

Bugs, Daffy and Lola: No.

Granny, Well, it's three o'clock in the morning, which is way past your bedtime, (Granny walks over to the curtains and closes them) First thing tomorrow, I'm going to teach you kids how to tell time.

Lola: What's so important about telling time?

Granny: Well, telling time comes in handy lots of ways, think of all the fun things you'd miss if you didn't known when to be there.

Daffy: Well if it's okay with you Granny, I'm gonna skip it, telling time is for people who...who has nothing but time on their hands.

Bugs and Lola: We don't have time on our hands.

Granny: That's just an old saying kids, you can skip the lesson if you want Daffy, But don't forget there's another old saying about time (Granny puts Daffy to bed and makes her way to the door) it waits for no one, nighty-night kids, pleasant dreams.

(Granny turns off the lights and leaves, while Daffy addresses the audience (I think))

Daffy: (sighs) Ha, who does she think she's kidding? "Time waits for no one", that's the silliest thing I've ever (yawn) heard, ooh (And Daffy falls asleep)

(In the backyard, Daffy is playing golf and Bugs and Lola come up right behind him)

Lola: You missed a really fun lesson Daffy.

Bugs: Eh, yeah, Granny taught us all sorts of stuff about how to tell time.

Daffy: Well it just so happens that I learned something about time too.

Bugs: Ya did, what?

Daffy: You're wasting mine, playtime is the best time of all and can't you see that I am right in the middle of it?

Lola: C'mon Bugs, It's obvious that Daffy doesn't have time to talk to us.

(Daffy prepares to shoot his golf ball until-)

Bugs: Oh uh, one last thing Daffy, Granny's taking us on a picnic.

Lola: At 12 o'clock, That's when the big hand and the little hand are both pointing straight up.

(Bugs tickles Lola underneath her arm pits, because Lola had lifted both her arms up)

Bugs: You're supposed to meet us by the front door in one hour.

Daffy: Alright, alright, already, I'll be there.

Lola: But how are you gonna know when an hour's up? you didn't come to Granny's lesson.

Daffy: That's easy, every hour, Granny's big Grandfather clock makes a big loud noise (meanwhile, said grandfather clock Daffy was talking about struck 11 o'clock) Now step aside please, can't you see I'm working on my swing?

(Knowing they couldn't win the argument, Bugs and Lola leave, as soon as they left, Daffy shoots the golf ball through the sky, hitting a branch of a tree, bouncing off a rock, flying over the roof of the house, rolling across the roof of the bandstand, going through a window and end's up in between the two hours of the grandfather clock, stopping the time)

Daffy: Another one out of sight, I loose more golf balls that way, oh well.

(And with that, Daffy puts his golf club back into his golf bag and rides away on his tricycle)

Daffy: Alright Duck, get a hold of yourself, telling time isn't everything, I mean there's other thing just as important that I'm really good at, yeah, like riding my tricycle or washing my own clothes (notices the bubble coming out the bottom of the door) Hmm? that's odd (bubble pops in Daffy's eye, but he wipes it away, but just before he could open the door, A massive flood of bubbles bursts out, the water comes out of every window of the house and the chimney and it comes out the door as well with Daffy riding it) AH, HELP GRANNY, HELP HELP!, (scene changes to Daffy's head in the middle of a blue and purple swirl while images of Daffy and the clock go around him) AAH, HELP, HELP!, HELP! HELP! HELP!, HELP whoo hoo (Suddenly an alarm clock appears in the middle, it is then revealed that it was all a dream and the alarm clock was waking Daffy up) Help Granny help! whoo hoo, Huh?, Wow!, what a dream, Granny was right, telling time really is important, I hope I'm not too late. (Daffy jumps out of bed, races out of the room and makes to the stairs, He rides down the banister and skids over to the hallway, he races down the corridor, makes it into the room where the lesson was taking place and and sits down next to Bugs and Lola) Did I miss anything?

Bugs: No Daffy, not a thing.

Lola: You're right on time.

(Lola laughs as Daffy looks to the audience in unamusement as the episode ends)

Bugs: Daffy, are you okay?

Daffy: Ow (he looks under the chair and pulls out a red purse) Look what I found.

Bugs: What is it?

Daffy: Don't know, but it's mine!

Bugs: Says who?

Daffy: Says me bunny!

Bugs: This room is where Granny reads and plays canasty, I bet that thing is hers.

Daffy: No, it's mine!

Bugs: Daffy.

Daffy: Mine!

Bugs: Daf.

Daffy: Mine!

Bugs: D-

Daffy: MIIIIINE!!!

Bugs: Ehh, Okay Daffy, let's go get some lunch and talk this over.

Daffy: Lunch, Lunch, Look! an indoor carrot-patch!

Bugs: Where? Where? (Daffy runs away leaving a cloud of dust and Bugs coughing) He tricked me (stomach rumbles) this is all your fault.

Bugs: Gotta get Daffy to put that thing back, it's the right thing to do.

Lola: Maybe he knows now that it's not his.

Daffy(off screen): Mine!

(Daffy is pacing around a mound of dirt with a sign that read "MINE" poking from it)

Bugs: We're talking about Daffy.

Lola: Oh yeah, I forgot.

Daffy: Go away bunnies!

Lola: Daffy, why don't you just put that thing back where you found it?

Daffy: You told on me! You! You!

Lola: Daffy! We just don't want to see you get in trouble, right Bugs? Bugs? Bugs!

Bugs: Oh yeah, sure we don't.

Daffy: I--I didn't do anything wrong, so I'm not gonna get in trouble

Bugs: Oh yeah? Then why are ya shakin'?

Daffy: Who--Who--Who's shaking?

Lola: Look! Granny's coming.

(Granny is walking around the garden)

Bugs: Yeah, now you can tell her about that thing.

Daffy: No Way! It's Mine!

Lola: If you're not gonna tell her, we will, come on Bugs.

Bugs: Last chance doc.

Daffy: Oh, are you still here?

Bugs: Be that way, oh Granny!

Lola: Can you believe that Daffy?

Bugs: Not usually.

Lola: Keeping something that doesn't belong to him, I mean, who does he think he is?

Bugs: I think he thinks he's Daffy.

Lola: Good point.

Daffy: Tattlers! Big mouths! (turns to the sign) Oh it's not fair, I found you fair and square, why do they want me to give you back? don't look at me like that, I didn't do anything wrong, I--I-- Okay, okay! You talked me into it (Daffy races away, but comes back with a shovel and starts digging) I'll just dig ya up and then I'll tell Granny just what I told the bunny, then, you're mine.

Lola: The Playroom theatre is proud to present

(Lola draws back the curtains)

Lola: The Brave Little Tweety, Starring...Tweety!

(Granny [who's being the audience] claps with delight)

Bugs: Once ...Ahem... Upon a Time, in the little town of Looneyville, All the villagers woke up to find a strange box.

(Sylvester, Lola and Daffy all wake up and looked at the box)

Bugs: Nobody knew what it was or where it came from or even what was in it.

(They were still observing it and Daffy knocked on the lid of the box and inside came a large growl which scared them all)

Bugs: It was a monster!

Lola: Help!

Sylvester: Save us!

Daffy: What he said!

Bugs: Tweety, that's your cue

(Tweety walks onto the stage, but gets immediate stage fright)

Bugs: "Have no fear, Brave Little Tweety is here".

Tweety: Have no fear! (Tweety stops and strains as he's trying to find the right words) Bwave Wittle Tweety is here!

(Taz sticks his arm out and turns the crank and then he jumps out like a Jack in the box and scares everyone, everyone screams and Lola runs away, Daffy tries to run but his pants accidentally falls down, he quickly pulls them back up and he and Sylvester run away in fear)

Bugs: The villagers of Looneyville were scared, right out of their pants, But...The Brave Little Tweety saved them from the monster

(Taz roars at Tweety and so he runs away as well only to be stopped by Bugs)

Bugs: Go on Tweety, Save 'em.

(Taz still roaring tries to scare Tweety again, but this time, Tweety jumps on the box and pushes Taz back inside and sits on the lid, Lola, Sylvester and Daffy all run back and praise Tweety for his bravery)

Bugs: And that's how the Brave Little Tweety saved the day And that's all folks

(Daffy, Lola and Sylvester all looking at the rain outside, at that moment a rain drop collects on the windowsill and Lola draws a circle around it)

Lola: This one's mine

(Another collects on Sylvester's side and so he draws a circle around it)

Sylvester: And this one's mine

Lola: And they're off, Sylvester's Window Runner is moving quickly down the glass followed by Lola's Wet Head. Around the Curve it's Window Runner by a dribble. Into the stretch, Window Runner leads by a trickle. Headin' for home, it's Lola's Wet Head coming up on the outside. It's Sylvester's Window Runner, Lola's Wet Head, Window Runner, Wet Head and at the windowsill, Lola's Wet Head wins by a drip!

Sylvester: No fair, your raindrop cheated.

Lola: Raindrops can't cheat.

Sylvester: Oh yes they can!

Lola: No they can't!

Sylvester: Hmm, Daffy, can raindrops cheat?

Lola: Sylvester says they can and I say No Way!

Daffy: Okay, I'd just like to say that I think you both have spent a little too much time inside.

Lola: Ya' know, I think he's right.

Sylvester: Yeah

(Lola and Sylvester just shrug their shoulders and leave)

Daffy: Rain Rain go away, come again another day.

(Daffy turns away looking sad, then suddenly the sun comes out and the rain stops)

Daffy: Huh?

(Daffy looks outside looking very surprised)

Daffy: Did I do that?

(He turns to the other babies)

Daffy: Hey Everybody, It stopped raining! Let's go outside and Play!

(The babies like the sound of that and so they all race outside to play)

[Taz lost his ability to spin after eating too many snacks and starts bawling into tears]

Bugs: [consoling him] What's up, little doc?

Taz: [crying] TAZ NOT SPIN!

Daffy: [running covered in pink paint] I need to see the doctor I need to see a doctor i got chickenpox

Sylvester: Hey, everybody!

Lola: What is it, Sylvester?

Sylvester: You know how Granny said no playing until we're all washed up? Well, Taz won't take his bath.

Daffy: Hold on there, whiskers. You mean, nobody gets playtime until everbody's squeaky clean?

Melissa: I guess that's always been the rule.

Bugs: Welp, sounds like there's only one thing we can do. We've got to get Taz into the bathtub.

Lola: But, how, Bugs?

Bugs: Well, uh, first thing's first, has anyone seen my diaper?

Bugs: Come on, Taz, your turn for a bath.

Taz: No bath!

Lola: You gotta take a bath, Taz. Granny says so, or nobody gets playtime.

Taz: Uh-uh! No wanna!

Daffy: Step aside, I'll handle this. Now, look here, fur ball. You don't have to take a bath.

Taz: I don't?

Daffy: No, you could take a shower! Anything with soap and water involved! Please! I'm begging ya!

Taz: NO BATH!

Bugs: Now, look what you did!

Lola: What who did?!

Bugs: You!

Lola: Me?! The least you could do, is say you're sorry!

Bugs: You're the one who ought to be sorry!

Lola: If that's how you're gonna be, I'm taking my blocks back!

Bugs: That's how I'm gonna be, because that's how…you're being!

Daffy: Well, isn't this a nice bucket of peach pits? There they go, taking our fun with them.

Sylvester: Now, what are we gonna do?

Tweety: Maybe there's a way to put this whole thing back together.

Daffy: And how are you gonna do that?

Tweety: Hmm… Bugs and Lola love playing hopscotch, right? So, here's what we're gonna do.

[While playing a game of soccer, Tweety uses a baseball bat to whack the soccer ball away from the goal and accidentally hits Granny, making her launch the laundry into the air and fall on the ground, and blames it on Daffy]

Granny: Oh, my stars! Now everything will have to be washed again. Okay, now. Who is responsible for this?

Tweety: I… I, I…

Granny: Yes, Tweety?

Tweety: [twitching his left eye, then points to Daffy] Daffy did it!

Daffy: [cringes in shock] Huh?! Who?! What?!

Granny: Is this true, Daffy?

Daffy: No way! I'm innocent!

Tweety: Daffy did it!

Daffy: Stop saying that!

Granny: Did anyone see how this happened?

Bugs: Nope. I didn't see anything.

Sylvester: Me neither.

Taz: Me see space shuttle!

Tweety: Daffy did it!

Daffy: What are you talking about?! I didn't kick the ball! Okay, I did kick the ball, but I didn't!

Sylvester: [sighs] Kisses and cookies. What more could the world's cutest pussycat want? [he and the other baby Tunes see a baby skunk showing up] What is that?

Granny: A new friend who's come to play. This is Baby Pepe.

[The other babies, except Sylvester and Daffy, rush towards Baby Pepe, greeting him]

Bugs: Hi, kid. I'm Bugs. This is Taz.

Taz: [offering Baby Pepe a cookie] Mmm. Yum-yum, eat cookie.

Lola: [rubbing Baby Pepe's cheek] Isn't he the cutest?

Tweety: Very, very cute, indeed. [gives Baby Pepe a hug]

Lola: Come meet Sylvester. Yeah, you're gonna be friends. [sets Baby Pepe in the baby carriage with Sylvester]

Sylvester: [takes the cookie before Baby Pepe tries to take it] Hold on, brother. That's mine! [Baby Pepe climbs on his face to get the cookie] Watch the face! Watch the face!

Sylvester: Hey, wait! That's-that's--

Daffy: [through hand puppet] That's your place? That's supposed to be you?

Sylvester: No, I was just… I was--

Daffy: That's right. You were, as in, used to be the cutest cat in town. Not anymore. He is. I know what you feel like. I used to be the cute one too. [sighs] Face it, pal. When you get grown up like us, they just don't love you anymore.

Sylvester: [determined] I'm not growing up that easy.

[Granny and the baby Tunes are all gathered in the living room to watch Bugs perform his own magic show]

Melissa: I'm so excited for the show to start!

Sylvester: Me too! Bugs has been practicing like, crazy, ever since he bought that magic kit at the toy store.

[Bugs sits at the kitchen table, sulking in humiliation over his magic show fail]

Granny: [consoling him] Bugs? Is that the end of the magic show, dear?

Bugs: Granny, I don't even think there is such a thing as magic. Not anymore.

Granny: Of course there is, Bugs. There's magic everywhere. And with a little more practice, I'll bet you could be the best little magician there ever was. Let me see your hands. Hmm… Oh, clear as day.

Bugs: Now that's what I call, magic. Turning a plain old backyard into a big symphony orchestra.

Daffy: [throwing a tantrum while playing a game of Copycatter] You little &@*#%! You're nothin' but a &@*#%! I never wanna play this &@*#%$ game, EVER AGAIN!

[The other baby Tunes are shocked at Daffy saying a bad word he heard from the garbage man]

Lola: What did you just say?

Daffy: I don't what the &@*#% you're talking about.

Lola: That word! What does it mean?

Daffy: I don't know. It's a new word I just learned. You should try it.

[Granny enters the play room]

Baby Tunes: Hi, Granny! How the &@*#% are you?

Granny: [surprised with shock] Oh! My goodness, little ones, where did you hear a word like that? [The babies all point to Daffy; offended] Daffy, I'm surprised at you using such word.

Daffy: What the &@*#% is wrong with using a word like &@*#%?

[Daffy is sitting at the table with a new cereal box of Wheat Doodles]

Sylvester: [takes a seat at the table] Whatcha eating?

Daffy: I'm not eating anything.

Sylvester: What's that stuff in your bowl?

Daffy: It's some kind of new cereal that Granny bought.

Sylvester: A new cereal? Is this some kind of joke?

Daffy: If it's a joke, I'm not laughing.

Sylvester: I'll swing on my swing like I always do. [falls on his back as the swing breaks] That never happened before. [starts bawling into tears]

Tweety: Did you hurt yourself, Sylvester?

Sylvester: [sniffling] No. I'm not hurt.

Tweety: Then why the weepy eyes?

Sylvester: Because my swing is broken.

Tweety: But look, there's another swing right here next to you.

Sylvester: But, this is the swing I always use, and now it's broken. [gets up and runs into the house]

Tweety: Well, never look a gift swing in the mouth… or something like that.

Granny: [hearing Taz bawling] Heavens what's all the rackus?

Lola: Sylvester stole Taz's sandwich piece when Taz wasn't.

Sylvester: That's It I'll never wanna build fly or see another kite Again [Sylvester sits on his bed] Stupid Kite I'll never do that again Stupid Stupid kite

Elmer Fudd: Okay wabbit I saw you get more, gimme all your candy!

Bugs: But I only have an icky marshmallow bunny.

Elmer Fudd: Mm-hmm

Bugs: He has a chocolate duck, that's much better.

Elmer Fudd: Okay then gimme the chocolate duck and no one get hurt!

Daffy: Oh no kid, this chocolate duck is bitter, you don't want this, you should eat the marshmallow rabbit.

Bugs: No doc, eat the chocolate duck.

Daffy: Eat the rabbit.

Bugs: Eat the duck.

Daffy: Eat the rabbit!

Bugs: Duck

Daffy: Rabbit!

Bugs: Duck

Daffy: Rabbit!

Bugs: Rabbit

Daffy: Duck!

Bugs: I say he should eat the rabbit

Daffy: And I insist you eat the duck, here!

(Daffy shoves the chocolate duck into Elmer's mouth to his delight, but then Daffy come to the realisation that he just gave his own chocolate duck away)

Daffy: Hmm, I better remember that Just in case he ever tries that again someday.

Bugs: Well, see you around doc.

Elmer Fudd: Hold it right there wabbit!

(Elmer then proceeds to snatch the marshmallow rabbit from Bugs and eats it, much to the disappointed of Bugs)

Daffy: Tell them what happened!

Bugs: Nothin' happened. Just forget it.

Lola: Submitted for your approval, Sylvester a young cat.

Tweety: Floyd! Lola's being an old TV rerun again! [Lola pushes him down] Hey!

Lola: A young cat claws deep in the comfy fabric of a preschool routine, but this little kitty is about to go to market where he will discover, the only routine he can expect is, the unexpected.

Floyd: C'mon, Sylvester, let go!

Sylvester: No! No! I like this chair!

Floyd: We're gonna get a new one! [pulls until Sylvester comes off the chair with the pieces of the chair fabric dug into his claws]

Lola: Follow this journey under "Buckle up and Roll with it", for this creature of habit is about to leave, his comfort zone.

(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes house at dusk, The babies are all cheering for Bugs as he's "going" to the moon)

Bugs: I'm flying the Super-Duper Moon Zoomer first, 'cause I've got the helmet

(Bugs puts a red bowl on his head)

Bugs: I'm going right to the moon!

(Bugs leaves but then quickly comes back)

Bugs: Then you guys can have a turn

(Bugs gives a salute)

Sylvester: Granny, Granny come quick, Bugs is getting ready to go!

(Tweety races over to Bugs and hugs him)

Tweety: Bugs

(Tweety hugs him tightly to wish him luck)

Tweety: Come back save and sound and soon

(The rest of the babies climb onto chairs to help Bugs blast off)

Granny: Have a wonderful trip Bugs dear

(Bugs climbing into his self made rocket)

Bugs: Don't worry, I got a strong heart and a steady hand, I could fly this thing

(door closes and Bugs falls in)

Bugs: With my eyes shut

(Bugs peaks through the window)

Bugs: Begin the counting down!

(The babies count down and jump on the teeter-totter, but the rocket crashes down on the ground, Daffy and Sylvester race over to pull Bugs out of the wreckage, Bugs is okay but a little dazed, thinking that the back yard is the moon)

Bugs: Wow, looks a lot like Earth

Sylvester: It is Earth Bugs

Daffy: Your blast-off was a bust-up

(Bugs looks at the remains of his rocket)

Bugs: Oh, I'll never get to the moon the way I'm going

(Granny walks over to the babies and talk sympathetically to Bugs)

Granny: Well perhaps you'll get there tomorrow dear, It's getting late now

(All the babies and Bugs all follow Granny into the house so they could all go to bed)

Floyd: Okay, Everyone stay together now, you won't believe the amazing bug display they have here

Lola: We gotta see the inventions!

Sylvester: Yeah, let's go their first!

Tweety: Hoo Hoo, ooh, Yes!

Daffy: No, No, No, No, We're going to see the explorers first

Taz: Ooh, 'plorers, 'plorers, Yeah, Yeah!

Bugs: First, First of all, I wanna see the rocket ships

Floyd: Alright, we'll see everything if we stay organized, now, let's start with that insect exhibit

(The babies all take at once and then they split up and go in different directions)

Floyd: Oh hey, their gone!

Old security guard: Here we go again (as if he knows what the babies were up to the last time they visited the museum)

[Lola finds a book about babies.]

Tweety: What does it say, Lola?

Lola: Well, I can't read the words, but the pictures tell all about what babies are like. It says that babies eat, drink, sleep, play, crawl, smile, laugh, cry... [starts to become uneasy, as do the other babies] scream... wail, kick, screech... burp... barf up dinner... pass lots of gas... tears come out of their eyes... drool comes out of their mouth... stuff comes out of their nose... [Daffy gags] And everyday, they fill their diapers with...

[Bugs gasps. Lola gasps and shuts the book, completely disgusted and mortified.]

Lola: EWWWWWWW!

All: EWWWWWWW!