Clay Kids

w:Clay Kids is a Canadian animated series created by Javier Tostado. The series narrates seven misfit skits. It was produced by Clay Animation and was distributed by Cake Entertainment and was aired from July 7, 2013 to August 15, 2015.

Robbie: [first lines] You’re right! It’s awesome!

Flippy: [first words] Yeah! And he’s got sponsorship from big gaming companies and gets payed like a rock star!

Flippy: J- Japanese?!

Motor: It’s on Naomi’s fumbler, Carol’s blog, Mrs. Henderson’s Claybook page-

Flippy: Albert's just tweeted it!

Motor: This is a disaster!

Flippy: Oh, it’s alright. He’s only got two followers. And you’re looking at one of them.

Motor: But people are going to think this is what our music sounds like!

Frank: Hey, Konnichiwa, guys! Those are some hippity hip hop happening beats you got there on your DVD! [puts his hair back up to on top of his head]

Motor: [raises his human arm and his normal arm on both sides halfway] What DVD?

Carol: Hello! i'm here to see Naomi.

Naomi’s Mom: I’m sorry, Carol. But Naomi is grounded to her room for one whole year! [gets the doors shut, Carol leaves, then stops]

Motor: But it’s a beautiful place.

Naomi: It’s a horrible place!

Carol: Why are you so down on forests, Naomi?

Naomi: Because of what the forest did to me!

Carol: What?

Naomi: When I was young, when I was just a little girl, I- I went for a walk in the woods. And it was so damp there! The humidity! It-

Motor: Yeah? What?

Naomi: It made my hair all crazy! [Noby and Sue are in shock] What? [gets a mirror, then screams in terror] Ugh! Ugh! What a nightmare! Wait- was I asleep?

Naomi: My hair? What?

Motor: It’s kind of frizzy.

Naomi: [gets a mirror again, then screams in terror again, the background stretches fast which transforms into the forest again] What? No! Help! I don’t like this!

Flippy: Check it out, Motor! A skateboarding track that goes through a waterfall! A hula hoop contest with a trade of coconuts! This Friday’s gonna be a blast!

Albert: I’m going to jump down!

Flippy: No! wait!

Albert: Are you calling for help?

Flippy: No, I’m gonna time how long it takes you to fall.

Albert: What? [falls off] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Ow!

Flippy: Got it!

Albert: I think I broke my thorax vertebra, and upper tibia and possibly my left track withdrawal.

Flippy: What did you say?

Albert: I said I really hurt, myself, help me!

[the double doors open, cuts and zooms to Flippy and Albert]

Flippy and Albert: [in terror and shock] FIRST GRADE RECESS!!!!!!! [Flippy runs off screaming in terror leaving Albert on the floor, several feet stomp on him]

Albert: Lungs, I don't think it was such a good idea to make my inhaler bigger! [inhaler pushes button] see, the problem is, that when I push here... [flies off] Aaaaaaaah!

Jessi: He's on the moon!

Carol: What?

Jessi: Noby got tired of his staying at home, and he wanted to float. [narrates flashback] so Doraemon built him a spacesuit and he went WOOSSSHHHHHHHH right up into space, and now he's floating round, and round, and round, don't you worry cuz he's coming back on Tuesday. [flashback ends]

Motor: We can make it using… animation.

Flippy: Animation? What’s that? [a hand stops]

Motor: You know what animation is, Cloggy.

Flippy: I’m pretty sure I don’t!

Motor: Okay, tutorial time. Look at this.

Albert the Watermelon: I know what it’s like, Robbie!

Robbie the Grape: Oh, uh, hi, Johnny.

Albert the Watermelon: And now it’s time for the squisher to become the squishy! AAAAAH!

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!