Family Guy/Season 23

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Patrick McCloskey: Forget it, Joe. It's Pumpkintown.

John Hubert: Trick or treat. I'm a registered sex offender.

Joe Swanson: Suck my bumpy gourd, McCloskey!

Stewie Griffin: It's not alive! IT'S NOT ALIVE!

Maverick (Peter): Hey. I’m sorry about Goose. I want you to know, when he died, we were more than five miles out, so I could have done anything I wanted with his body, but I didn’t.

Announcer: We now return to ER.

Stewie: Edited for eastern medicine.

Mark Greene: I need 10 CCs of--

Stewie: Jinseng root.

Blonde nurse: And somebody set this patient up--

Stewie: Goldfish to nibble his toes.

[Peter Benton gives the patient palpation]

Benton: We're gonna lose him if we can't get our hands on some--

Stewie: Baby elephant bones.

[the patient monitoring system shows the patient flatlining]

Greene: He's coding!

Benton: There's just one chance: we need--

Chris: The lady doctors to kiss. I made some tweaks as well.

Bruce: Oh, no!

Jeffery: [Last Words] I know!

Brian: God, this is the worst day since 9/11.

[Cutaway to Peter and Lois on the couch in the living room, horrified of what they've seen. Brian steps in.]

Brian: Hey guys, we're out of dry food.

Lois: Brian, they just knocked down the World Trade Centers.

Brian: Oh. Did they also knock down the Petco?