It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 17)

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia.

Janine: Welcome to Abbott Elementary, the best elementary school in the universe.

Dennis: Um, what's the deal with all the cameras?

Ava: We have, like, a Vanderpump thing going on. Don't worry about it.

Dennis: No. No. I think I'll be spending my time on the other side of the camera. Thank you very much.

Janine: I mean, I liked Dee at first, but things got awkward when she tried to steal you.

Gregory: That was never going to happen.

Janine: Still. Safe to say I liked her less after that. But it wasn't until I saw the extra footage that I was able to realize just how much of a... mmm. I need to say a bad word.

Gregory: It's okay.

Janine: Yeah? I'm gonna - it's real bad.

Gregory: We talked about this. Go ahead.

Janine: How much of a total fucking cunt she is.

Gregory: I... I thought you were gonna call her a bitch.

Janine: No, I didn't feel that was strong enough. Bitch can be a very fine dog. That's not what this woman is.

Charlie: I got an angle, okay? We go in there, we say that we're the Smuckers Brothers.

Dennis: Why?

Charlie: Well, we're, like, the Smuckers Brothers. We're purveyors of fine jellies and jams from the Deep South.

Dennis: How does that get us closer to the goal?

Charlie: (bad Southern accent) They're gonna be impressed with some jelly magnates.

Mac: I think that you are confusing the Smuckers brothers with the Smothers Brothers, who were a folk singing duo from the '50s.