Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie

Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (a.k.a. Jonah and the Whale: A VeggieTales Movie) in Provider: NBC Universal is a 2002 American Christian CGI-animated musical comedy adventure film produced by Big Idea Productions and released by Artisan Entertainment through it's F*H*E Pictures label. Written and directed by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki in their feature directorial debuts, it is first of the the two theatrical feature films in the VeggieTales series, a forest wood was before are the characters are in the night with starring is: Robert "Bob" the Tomato and Percy Pea as Phil Vischer Mike Asparagus as Dan Anderson, Laura Carrot as Kristen Blegen, Annie Onion as Shelby Vischer and Junior Asparagus as Lisa Vischer.

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• [shocked in scared] AAAAAAHH!! THE BAAAAAG!!!!! IT'S SPEAKS!!!
• Alright I admit it. [Quotes "The End of Silliness"] It’s my fault, all my fault! I the one to blame!!!

• [to Junior Asparagus] Excuse me?
• C'mon, get it here!

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• What do you want?

• Is it like the Bald Bunny Song?

• May I please used the bathroom?
• [worried] And pirates!

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• [to Junior] Hmph! I'm comin' with you, Mister Bob?!

• Robert "Bob" the Tomato, Mike Asparagus, Percy Pea, Annie Onion, Junior Asparagus and Laura Carrot: [to Twippo (Archibald Asparagus)] Yes. [Dakota Richards: (in home) Annie, the song of "The Thankfulness Song" from Madame Blueberry.]
• Khalil: Ow! What did you do that for?
• Jonah (Archibald Asparagus): Please, Khalil, I just need to get some rest.
• Annie: I love Twippo.

[first lines]

Mike, Percy, Annie, Junior & Laura: [sings "Billy Joe McGuffery"]

Bob: Route 59. Where's route 59? [whacks the Bob's head with the guitar] Aah! [smacked the Bob's head with the guitar again and honks the horn] Ah! Ah! Whooooa!

Annie Onion: I love Twippo.

Junior: ME too!

Laura: ?

Junior: You don’t have to rubbin' in.

Mike: Random

Bob: Random

Kids: Yeah! [singing]

Bob: Or maybe you could help me with the MAP!?

Mike: Oh! I'm sorry.

Dakota Richards: (in home; to Bob) Would you keep it voice down?

Laura: ?

Mike: Laura!

Bob: Ow!

Laura: ( gasps ) Not my ticket!

Mike: Aah! Quick! Get it!

Bob: The map!

Mike: Sorry!

Bob: Map! ( screams in horror )

Laura: (O.S.) My ticket!

Bob: Do you mind?!

Mike: I'm stuck. ( gasps in horror )

All: Whoa!

Bob: Get it, we gonna fix it! Put it! Stuck it put it! Porcupine!

All: Whoa!!!!! ( all screaming )

Mike: Tree! Cabin! Underwear!

Bob: ( laughing nervously ) Well, I'm glad that's over. (clothesline snapping) Did you say something? ( clothesline snapped ) Oh…

Mike: ...dear. ( clothesline snaps in three times and all screams )

Bob: Am I in heaven?

Mike: ( sniffing ) It smells like Wisconsin.

Bob: Well, nobody got hurt. Ow!

Mike: Wow! What a shot.

Bob: ( Bob groans ) Hey!

Junior: Hey, [Long pause] what's that?

All: Ooh.

Annie Green Onion: (O.S.) What's "seafoo"?

Percy Pea: Maybe, it’s like tofu.

Mike: Only saltier.

All: (O.S.) Ahh. ( indistinct chattering and cut in the seafood restaurant )

Mike: ?

Bob: ?

Mike: ?

Bob the Tomato: ?

Annie Onion: Mr. Bob, how are we goin' to get to the Twippo concert?!

Percy Pea: ?

Mr. Bob: ? [Percy Pea begins to sing "The Bald Bunny Song"]'"

Laura: ?

Junior Asparagus:

Annie Onion: I to go the bathroom.

Mike Asparagus: ?

Mr. Bob: 2 FLAT TIRES!?

Mike Asparagus: ?

Mr. Bob: ?

Laura: I lost my ticket.

Junior Asparagus:

Philippe and Jean-Claude Peas: [clear throats] May we help you? (All Clamoring)

Annie Green Onion: May I please used the bathroom?

Philippe: Down the hall, 1st door on the left.

Annie Green Onion: Thank you.

Percy Pea: Ooh, Captain Ahab's Moby Blaster! My favorite!

Jean-Claude: What do you want?

Bob: Well, sirs, the asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar, the angry mother porcupine shot out of tires and what the baby’s got me.

Philippe and Jean Claude Peas: [slight pause] Ooh!

Mike Asparagus: Can I used the phone call a…

Robert "Bob" the Tomato: A tow truck.

Mike Asparagus: My wife.

Jean-Claude: I see.

Jonah: Uh-uh! I can't… hear you!

Pag Grape: Jonah! [Jonah, still dreaming, tosses in his bunk. Pa Grape calls at him off-screen] Jonah! Jonah! Jonah!

Jonah: No! I… I can't hear you!

Pa Grape: Come on, wake up! We've got trouble!

Jonah: What? What's happening?

Pa Grape: We're in a storm! Like I've never seen before! If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!

Khalil: We seem to have sprung a leak, traveling buddy!

Pa Grape: Huh? Hey! What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to get off my ship, you lousy leaf-eater?

Khalil: Well, yes. But you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish to break the back of the camel thieves! [Pa Grape turns to Jonah, who rolls his eyes] Crime-fighting runs very deep in my family.

Pa Grape: Why, if it wasn't for this storm, I'd make you walk the plank. And you! How can you sleep at a time like this?!

Jonah: What's going on?!

Pa Grape: I'll tell you what's going on! We're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help!

Jonah: Well, what can we do?!

Pa Grape: Oh! Get up and pray to your God! Maybe He'll have mercy on us and spare our lives! [falls over] Oy! Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here! Wait a minute. That's it! All right you two, follow me!

Pa Grape: Huh?! I thought you sure-

Jonah: Alright, I admit it, it's my fault, all my fault! I'm the one to blame!

Pa Grape: But, I… the worm…

Jonah: I'm a Hebrew, and I worship the Lord, the God of Heaven, who made the sea and the land, and I'm running away from Him! He told me to go to Nineveh, but I didn't listen! You know, I don't like those people.

Mr. Lunt: Ooh, fish-slappers.

Jonah: Yes, so I ran. I ran and I ended up here, and now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me!? I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!

Larry: Aw, you don't have to do that. We got a plank! You can just walk off!

Jonah: [pauses out] Yes, thank you, you're too kind.

Jonah: (he and the pirates start cries in terror) No!

Khalil: What is happenin' that is making you all cry like little babies?!

Khalil: What are we doing?

Jonah: Oh, it’s time to watch and fun.

Khalil: [Long pauses] And, what fun would that be?

Pa Sour Grape: The end. [closes the divider with back in the present day and Veggie Kids are disappointizedly in the anticlimactically ends via "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", including Mike and Bob]

Dakota Richards: (in home) Well, I'm very disappointed in you, Percy, Annie, Junior and Laura as we know us like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Mom: (in home) Oh, no, Dakota, not again?!

Robert "Bob" the Tomato: [confused; to Mike Asparagus] Wait a minute. It's over?!

Pa Sour Grape: Yup.

Mom: (in home) Dakota?!

Robert "Bob" the Tomato: That's how it ends?!

Pa Sour Grape: Yup.

Junior Asparagus: But…what did Jonah learn?

Dakota Richards: (in home) No, Junior, it’s what did you learn.

Mr. Lunt: The question, my friends, is not "what did Jonah learn". The question is — what did you learn?

Junior: Well, I learned that we need to help people who need help. And we need to give second chances. Even if they don't deserve them. But what's that got to do with us?

Pa Sour Grape: Hey, tomato.

Mr. Bob: Eh?

Pa Grape: Your friend there, the big asparagus. If I'm not mistaken, he didn't do such a good job helpin' you with the map.

Bob: Oh, it was a disaster! He said he was sorry and that he'd do better next time, but no way! Uh uh! I- Oh. Mercy. I guess everyone deserves a second chance.

Pa Sour Grape: Yup. Now get outta here before my crab legs get cold. [closes the divider]

Mike Asparagus: You know, that still wasn't a very good way to end a story.

Pa Sour Grape: Well, whaddya want? A big musical number?!

Mike Asparagus: Well, yeah!

Pa Sour Grape: [to Larry] Who do they think I am, Twippo?

Twippo (Archibald Asparagus): [off-screen] Yes? [Pa Grape and Larry looks, Twippo in mystery invisible, Veggies are looked and Twippo appears]

All: Twippo! [Cheers]

Bob the Tomato: Uh, what are you doing here?!

Twippo (Archibald Asparagus): Random

(last lines)

Khalil: [off-screen] I beg your pardon. [all the veggies look at him dressed as a tow truck guy] I hate to break up the party, but who needed a tow?

Twippo (Archibald Asparagus): Ah... have we met?

• Phil Vischer - Robert "Bob" the Tomato, Lenny Carrot (Delete Scene), Scallion #1 (Delete Scene), Percy Pea, Jimmy Gourd (Cameo), Phillipe's Dad (Delete Scene), Tom Sour Grape (Delete Scene), Grandpa George, Mr. Lunt, Archibald Asparagus/Jonah/Twippo, Mr. Nezzer, Li'l Pea (Delete Scene), Pa Sour Grape, Phillipe Pea
• Dan Anderson - Mike Asparagus
• Lisa Vischer - Junior Asparagus, Lisa Asparagus (Delete Scene)
• Shelby Vischer - Annie Green Onion
• Kristen Blegen - Jean-Claude’s Mom (Delete Scene), Laura Carrot, Ma Sour Grape (Delete Scene)
• Jim Poole as Scooter Carrot/Angus
• Bridgett Miller - Rosie Sour Grape (Delete Scene), Annie's Mom Onion (Delete Scene)
• Mike Nawrocki - Larry the Cucumber, Scallion #2 (Delete Scene), Jerry Gourd, Henry Potato (Delete Scene), Jean-Claude Pea, Annie's Dad Onion (Delete Scene)
• Tim Hodge - Khalil the Caterpillar, Scallion #3 (Delete Scene)
• G. Bock - Lovey Asparagus (Delete Scene)

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