Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch is a 2005 direct-to-video animated film produced by DisneyToon Studios. It is a sequel to the 2002 film Lilo & Stitch.

Directed by Tony Leondis and Michael LaBash.  Written by Tony Leondis, Michael LaBash, Eddie Guzelian, and Alexa Junge.

Stitch

  • No, Lilo. Too dangerous.
  • [last words; to Lilo] Stitch sorry.

Lilo Pelekai

  • There's no way I can do this. Just because my mom was a great hula dancer doesn't mean I am. The only thing I know I inherited from her is, well, Nani. What if Mertle's right and everything I do is gonna be stinky? Maybe I'm just stinky, like cheese. But my mom was beautiful like an orchid and graceful like a wave. I'll never be like her.
  • When Elvis was in the army, he got things done. Here's a map that shows every place Elvis went to in Kauai. Our mission: is to go to these places, where the King will give us the idea for our hula.
  • I know it's hard to keep the faith sometimes, but if you don't give up on Elvis, Elvis won't give up on you.

Nani Pelekai

  • [to Lilo; last line] Mom would be so proud of you.

David Kawena

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Dr. Jumba Jookiba

  • [to Stitch, now wills glitches in the control the ship] He's lost control of ship!
  • Get him into the fusion chamber before his energy runs out! It's your only chance!
  • [as he sees Stitch dead; frowning in sorrow] We're too late.

Dialogue

Lilo: Can we take the hovercraft? Please?
Nani: It's too dangerous. Besides, someone may see you.
Lilo and Stitch: Please?
Nani: All right, you can take it if you can find it.
Lilo: Yes! [runs off with Stitch]
Nani: [to Pleakley] I hid it so good this time, they're never-
Lilo: [on the hovercraft, by the window] Thanks, Nani! [flies off with Stitch]
Nani: [moaning] Aw! I gotta find a better hiding place for that thing.
Moses/Kumu: Girls, I have very exciting news. This week is our May Day...
Lilo: [showing up late] Sorry I'm late. [runs up on the stage] But wait till you see this. I got my 'uli'uli technique down.
Moses/Kumu: Lilo...
Lilo: Kui kala laima! Ho kee ma! Uliuli, uliuli, ha!
Moses/Kumu: Lilo. [gets a quick picture taken by Stitch]
Lilo: Uliuli, uliuli, ha! Uliuli, uliuli, ha!
Moses/Kumu: Lilo, we're not doing that today.
Mertle: We're not doing that today.
Stitch: [annoyingly takes a picture of her; mockingly] Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah. Bleugh! [tears up the photo]
Elena: Kumu has an important announcement.
Moses/Kumu: In three days is our town's May Day celebration. And here's the best part. There will be a hula competition. Each of you will create an original hula. The one that best expresses the aloha spirit will lead our halau as the winning dance.
Stitch: [pointing to Lilo] You, you, you!
[After the hula class]
Mertle: Hey, Lilo. Maybe your dog can take a picture of me when I win the competition.
Lilo: How do you know you're gonna win?
Mertle: I think it's pretty well known that I'm the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.
Lilo: I don't know. I think maybe I can win!
Mertle: Hello! You're a stinky dancer, and anything that you come up with is gonna be stinky. [Lilo growls agitatedly and threatens to beat her up, but Stitch grabs her arm, holding her back] You'll never be like your mom. [Lilo and Stitch gasp in shock over hearing that] Never.
[Lilo turns to Stitch]
Stitch: [lets go of her arm] Okay.
Lilo: [angrily walks over to Mertle while throwing down her hula headdress, preparing to beat her up] That's it!
Stitch: [takes the camera out of the bag] Smile! [takes pictures of Lilo leaping at Mertle, kicking her and tossing her aside, takes a selfie of himself with the fighting in the background, and accidentally takes the last one of the worried Moses/Kumu appearing]
[Later at the Pelekai house]
Moses/Kumu: [telling Nani everything that happened after he escorts Lilo and Stitch home] As you can see, there was a little disagreement again.
Nani: [looking through the pictures] Aye, ya.
Lilo: [to Stitch] Next time, flush the evidence.
Stitch: [imitates a toilet flushes] Ka-slush.
David: Knock, knock!
Nani: David!
David: How is everybody? [looks confused as he spots Jumba and Pleakley]
Nani: You remember my Auntie Pleakley and Uncle Jumba, right?
David: Uhm...
Nani: [sotto, singsong voice] Say something.
David: Uhh...Nice hat.
Pleakley: Why, thank you, David. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!
Jumba: Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!
Pleakley: What we want and what we need are entirely different things. It's true what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
David: Nani.
Nani: Yeah?
David: You've been stressin' so I got movie tickets.
Nani: Movie? David, I would love to, really, but I'm gonna have to rain check.
David: That's okay. I understand.
Nani: Great. Thanks for understanding.
Nani: [forcing Lilo and Stitch to have family fun night in the living room] That's it, you two. I have been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, so you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun! Fun, fun, FUN! [The scene cuts to Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley and David, who are all in the living room watching "Them!" during a family fun night; enters with a tray of snacks] Is everyone having fun? [Everyone responds in agreement] Great! I made sci-fi snacks to put us in the mood.
Stitch: Oh, yummy!
Nani: We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. [slurps and eats the whole thing] Mmm, delicious!
Pleakley: I think I'm gonna throw up.
Jumba: Ew, I think someone did.
David: [takes out an eyeball dumpling] Uh, Nani, what are these?
Nani: Alien eyeball dumplings. Mmm!
Pleakley: What kind of sick joke is this?
Jumba: Don't be making her mad. Eat it! [forces the the eyeball dumpling into Pleakley's mouth]
Pleakley: [choked] It's good.
Stitch: [scarfing down on a bowl of dip and takes a deep-fried cockroach out of his mouth, attempting to cheer Lilo up] Cockroach?
Lilo: [depressed] I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
Nani: Aw, honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on, let's watch the movie.
[Later, everyone wear alien headbands. Lilo and Stitch wear paper bags with drawn monster faces and the alien headbands]
Pleakley: It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?
Jumba: I'm trying to watch movie. It's so beautiful.
David: Nani, I think you did a great job with family night. [he notices that she has fallen asleep]
Pleakley: I know what your problem is.
David: What?
Pleakley: I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.
David: We've been only going out for three weeks.
Pleakley: A fizzle is a fizzle. According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.
David: I think she's just tired.
Pleakley: Tired, or tired of you? [Jumba and Stitch shush him] I wanted to dance at your wedding, but that's… [Jumba and Stitch shush him again] Fine.
[After Stitch's glitch ruined family fun night, Jumba walks up a hill]
Pleakley: [following him] Jumba! Jumba! Slow down! Where are you going? Include me! Include me!
Jumba: Something is wrong with 626.
Pleakley: What is it?
Jumba: I don't know!
Pleakley: You don't know? You won't tell? [a leave hits his face] Ow! My good eye! [follows Jumba into the ship, then crosses his arms, looking away from him] You don't trust me. Fine! If you won't tell me what's going on, then I won't tell you something. Ooh! What an interesting secret that I have, that I won't tell Jumba. [a mechanical arm with a sample container pops out] Oh, my, it's a juicy one.
Jumba: Quiet, you!
Pleakley: OK, I don't have a secret, but don't shut me out. Let me in. Let me… [sees a sample of blue fur] What's that?
Jumba: It's a sample of Stitch's fur. [the sample container arm with the sample of Stitch's fur retracts back] Now we shall see. [The super-computer glows with green light as the screen turns on, showing a lowering charge meter beside an image of Stitch] No. [horrified] No. [enraged] Those idiot police! [calms down] I hoped this day would never come.
Pleakley: What are you talking about? What is wrong with Stitch?
Jumba: [sighs] During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged.
[In a flashback showing outer space, the windows of a building on a space rock flash green. Inside, Jumba cackles as green energy crackles from a device on the ceiling]
Jumba: [laughs] There it is! [continues cackling as the green energy zaps around a glass container, showing a ball of blue smoke. As he cackles so hard, he turns off the device, then coughs] Not so easy on the throat. [approaches the container to see a blue ball inside] Oh! Can it be? Have I done it? [The ball unfolds, revealing Stitch in his alien form, looking around, much to Jumba's amazement] He's so cute, so fluffy, even. [brings his face to the glass as Stitch sniffs, then backs up as Jumba yells] Where did I go wrong?! [Stitch pounces at the glass, making Jumba flinch as he laughs] What a relief. [chuckles] Your name is 626. Isn't that nice? [As Stitch growls, Jumba grabs an extendable charging cable] Oh, I know. I know. You wanna get out, and wreak some havoc, but your molecules need to be charged. [plugs the cable into the container, causing its trim to glow green, then pats it] That's the most important part. [walks over to look at the screen which shows the charge meter rising] Meanwhile, I have a little surprise for you. [Stitch hops excitedly] Close your eyes. [Stitch opens one eye] Uh-uh. No peeking. He cheats already.
Stitch: Oh, jiggiebig! [covers his hands over his eyes while Jumba chuckles]
Jumba: [shows Stitch a red suit] Ta-da!
Stitch: Ooh! [excitedly speaks alien language as he claws at the container]
Jumba: If it's too big, I had it taken in. [hears a bang on the door] Uh-oh.
Stitch: Huh?
Gator Guard: Open up! Intergalactic Police!
Jumba: [stuffs the suit in a box on the side of the container] There's nobody home. Uh, check in the mail. [The door molts] I'm in the tub.
[The door explodes as three gator-like aliens wearing police space suits enter the lab, aiming their guns at Jumba]
Gator Guard: [bursts in] You are under arrest for illegal genetic experimentation!
Jumba: You idiots! You'll ruin everything! [as the gator guards pull him back from the container with Stitch still inside] Oh, no!
Gator Guard: Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Council. [As Jumba drops to the floor, the leader lifts his visor to speak to his friends] You two, get the evidence.
Jumba: No, stop! Stop! His molecules aren't fully charged! [one gator guard pulls the cable out of its socket on the container] No, no! No!
[As the charge meter on screen turns red, yellow and orange, the second gator guard, with his visor up, drops the cable, realizing his mistake]
Jumba: Oh!
Computer: Warning. Warning. Warning. Electromagnetic bonding incomplete.
Jumba: No! No! There's no telling what will happen! [breaks free from the lead gator guard's grip, but he grabs him again] Let me go! No! What will become of my little monstrosity?! [gets dragged away]
[In the present]
Jumba: And now, his circuits are going haywire!
Pleakley: [gasps] That's why he was freaking out in the house!
Jumba: He can't control it. If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!
Pleakley: Can you fixed him?
Jumba: I must, or my little Stitch will shut down for good. [The view closes in on the charge meter still dropping]
Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.
Stitch: [as he sniffs the bench] Oh, yeah. That's him.
[They sit on the bench]
Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.
Stitch: Yes.
Lilo: Okay, Elvis. We're ready to receive a great idea for our hula.
Moses/Kumu: Okay, girls, this is your last rehearsal before tomorrow's competition.
Lilo: What if I forget the moves and Mertle laughs at me? And I get mad and pound her?! You gotta help me, Stitch. I need you.
Stitch: We do together.
Lilo: Our hula is about an ancient friendship that proves love is more powerful than death.
Mertle: Oh, brother.
Lilo: The great goddess Hi'iaka...that's me...and the brave and handsome mortal Lohi'au...that's Stitch. [Stitch hasn't appeared on the stage yet] I said, the handsome mortal Lohi'au! Oh, handsome mortal!
Mertle: Stink-o-rama.
Lilo: [impatiently] Stitch, get out here!
Moses/Kumu: [to Lilo after Stitch uncontrollably causes chaos with his glitching] Lilo, you will not be allowed to rehearse at this halau again. [closes the door, leaving with Mertle and her friends]
Stitch: Lilo, I... I...
Nani: Come on, it couldn't have been that bad.
Lilo: It was.
Nani: Mahalo, have a good one.
Lilo: You're not listening to me.
Nani: I'm listening. I have to work.
Lilo: My hula career is falling to pieces, and you're worried about stinking work?
Nani: Stitch needs you to be patient with him.
Lilo: He did it on purpose.
Nani: You don't mean that.
Lilo: You should have seen the way he was acting.
Nani: Aren't you being overdramatic?
Lilo: His goodness level is at rock bottom.
Nani: [fed up with their fighting] That's it! Go to your room and make up like loving friends!
Lilo: [to Stitch] You're gross.
Stitch: [to Lilo] Stupid head.
Nani: Keep walking.
[Both Lilo and Stitch walk back to their room. Later, they sit on the floor next to their bunk beds and cross their arms while looking away from each other]
Stitch: [calming down; regretfully] Stitch sorry.
Lilo: [also calming down] We said we were gonna be good. I needed you, Stitch.
Stitch: [showing her the level chart] Stitch good again.
Lilo: [gentle smile] If you promise to be good, I'll give you one more chance. But I want you to promise.
Stitch: Oh, yeah.
Lilo: You get the costumes, and I'll get the record player. [goes downstairs]
Stitch: Stitch good. Good, good, good, good, good. Stitch good...
Lilo: We are ready. Stitch.
Stitch: Lilo.
Lilo: Everything's ruined.
Stitch: I sorry.
Lilo: I don't know why I ever believed you.
Stitch: Something wrong with Stitch.
Lilo: I know what's wrong with you. You're bad, and you'll always be bad.
[Just as Jumba slowly reaches for the lever of the fusion chamber, an alarm blares]
Jumba: No!
Pleakley: What?! What's happening?!
Jumba: Stitch's circuits are about to blow! We have to get him into the fusion chamber now!
[They run off]
Pleakley: Shouldn't we test it?
Jumba: There isn't time!
Lilo: I'm sorry, Mom. [sets down her Hi'iaka headdress, then runs off to the forest] Stitch, come back! [Jumba and Pleakley arrive] Have you seen Stitch?
Jumba: We thought he was with you.
Nani: Lilo, baby, what happened?
Lilo: I'm fine. Something's wrong with Stitch!
Jumba: It's not his fault. He's malfunctioning. And if we don't find him soon...
[As Stitch runs in the forest and glitches, he covers his eyes. The scene shows Lilo, Nani, Jumba, Pleakley and David trying to find him]
Lilo: Stitch!
Nani: Stitch?
Pleakley: Oh, Stitch! Where are you?
Jumba: Stitch! Stitch!
David: Hey, you there, brudda, brudda?
Lilo: Stitch! [climbs up the treehouse, thinking she heard Stitch, but finds Nani instead; Nani shows her the level chart of Stitch level with a red X marked across it; gasps in horror and devastated] No.
Nani: Hey, we'll find him. [David and Jumba meet Nani in the forest as they tried to find Stitch]
David: We looked everywhere!
Jumba: He only has a few minutes left.
[Lilo, Nani, David, Jumba and Pleakley are trying to catch up with Stitch in Nani's Volkswagen Beetle after he flies off in Jumba's ship]
Pleakley: I think I should drive.
Nani: Two eyes, my car, I'm driving!
Jumba: At the rate Stitch is going, he's soon to be accelerating into stratosphere. If only we had way to communicate with him.
Pleakley: [on the phone with his mother] I know. It's horrible, Mom. Stitch has taken off in the ship, and we have no way to contact him. Poor Jumba. He's worked so hard.
Jumba: [snatches the phone] Give me that! Yes, yes...Yes, Mother Pleakley. He'll call you back.
Lilo: [through the radio] Stitch, can you hear me? I need you. Please come back.
Stitch: [sadly] Stitch can never come back.
Lilo: [holding Stitch's dead body in her lap] Stitch...I'm so sorry. I kept saying how I needed you. [takes her flower off her head] But you needed me more. [puts it in Stitch's hands; starts breaking down in tears of grief] You're my ohana, Stitch. [hugs his body tightly] And I'll always love you. [breaks down cries and sobs over his loss]
[Everyone cries over Stitch's death. But they didn't notice that Stitch's charge level is growing back. Stitch slowly wakes up and takes Lilo's hand. She gasps in shock]
Stitch: [resuming words] Stitch...not bad. Stitch fluffy!
Lilo: [relieved] Stitch!
[His molecules are finally and fully recharged, and everyone is also relieved]
Pleakley: How is it possible?!
Jumba: [laughs happily] It's not!
Stitch: Stitch okay now?
Lilo: No more nightmares. [hugs him]
Nani: Stitch! [hugs him as well]

Cast

  Feature films     Lilo & Stitch  (2002) ·  (2005) · Lilo & Stitch  (2025)
  Television films     Stitch! The Movie  (2003) · Leroy & Stitch  (2006)
  Television series     Lilo & Stitch: The Series  (2003–2006) · Stitch!  (2008-2015)
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