Little Man (2006 film)

Little Man is a 2006 American comedy film.

Dialogue

[At the hockey game, one of the Chiefs fans notices his beer cup is empty. Unaware Calvin drank it, he thinks Darryl did it, and hits him on the back.]
Hockey fan: [irritated] Hey, man! Get your own!
Darryl: What?
Hockey fan: Beer! It's empty!
Darryl: So get another one!
Hockey fan: [loses his temper] I'm gonna--
[The Chiefs fan is about to attack Darryl, but is held back by his friend, while other fans attack Darryl.]

[The hockey crowd is booing a hot-tempered player on the Chargers team for beating the Chiefs.]
Darryl: You suck! You suck!
Hockey player: SHUT IT, YOU LOSERS! Wanna come at me?! Come on down here and come play with the big boys!
Darryl: You're a bully! You're a bully, man!
Hockey player: Yeah, I thought so, you princess! Come on, you!
Darryl: Pick on somebody your own size!
Hockey player: Come on down here, then!
[As the hockey player turns away, Calvin chucks a cup full of ice down from the crowd, hitting the player in the back. The player turns to the bleachers, furious.]
Hockey player: Who did that?
[Everyone in the crowd points at Darryl.]
Calvin: Uh-oh. [points at Darryl]
Hockey player: You. [brandishes his hockey stick] YOU'RE DEAD!!!
Darryl: [nervous] I...
[The hockey player smashes the glass wall. The crowd panics as the angry hockey player makes his way to Darryl.]
Darryl: [frightened] Aah, he's gonna kill me!