Lou Holtz

Lou Holtz (born January 6, 1937, in Follansbee, West Virginia) is a former NCAA football head coach, and is currently an author and a motivational speaker who has spoken to the likes of Fortune 500 companies on topics such as the importance of teamwork and goal setting.

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The next flag they plant will be all white, and it'll be surrender.
- On Michigan State's flag-planting, as attributed by John Walters, "Cool Hand on the remote", Sports Illustrated.com, 19 September 2005
Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.
- On Michigan Wolverines head coach Rich Rodriguez, as attributed by Dick Weiss, "Lou Holtz sorry for Hitler line", New York Daily News.com, 17 October 2008
He had shoulder surgery on his elbow.
- Attributed by Ben Weiximann, "Top 15 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes", TheBleacherReport.com. Also see "Say What??? ESPN Broadcaster... a little confused...".
They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
- Attributed by Ben Weiximann, "Top 15 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes", TheBleacherReport.com.
On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
- Attributed by Ben Weiximann, "Top 15 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes", TheBleacherReport.com.
If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.
- Attributed by Ben Weiximann, "Top 15 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes", TheBleacherReport.com.