Milo Murphy's Law

Milo Murphy's Law is an American animated television series that centers on a young boy, who is a descendant of Edward A. Murphy Jr., the fictional namesake of Murphy's law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Zack: Dude, if and when we get outta' here, I'm gonna have to go my own way. No offense. I just can't handle all of this.

Milo: All of what?

Zack: This cyclone of calamity that follows you everywhere you go. How do you live like this?!

Milo: How do you live like that?

Zack: What do you mean?

Milo: I mean, you wanna live like those other kids? They took a bus to school today. A bus! Does that seem like more fun to you?

Milo: Well, that was exciting. Are you guys okay?

Cavendish: Is this a game to you?

Milo: A game? No, I mean, how would you keep score?

King Pistachion: I've had just about enough of you, young man!

Milo: Yes, you have.

King Pistachion: Wait a minute. Why are you smiling?

Milo: Because I never told Diogee to go home. (points toward him, standing above the pistachio plant on a bough)

(Diogee urinates on the plant, destroying it. King Pistachion falls over in pain.)

Milo: See, I read that your particular species of pistachio plant is extremely vulnerable to uric acid, one of the main ingredients of dog pee. And I happen to have the best dog in the world.

King Pistachion: You haven't seen the last of me, Milo Murphy! Ah! You haven't seen the last of — oh! (He vanishes)

Milo: Cool lookin' robot thing! Who are your new friends?

Phineas: I'm Phineas, and this is Ferb.

Milo: Milo Murphy. Nice to meet cha!

Baljeet: There is Candace, Buford, and Baljeet.

Milo: Oh, hi, guys! Sorry about your machine breaking down.

Phineas: I don't think you had anything to do with it.

Milo: Well, stuff like that happens around me. I'm a Murphy.

(The Earth swallows the robot. The children turn to look at it. It bursts into a great flame.)

Ferb: Murphy's Law?

Milo: Bingo!

Major Monogram: Morning, Agent P. Doofenshmirtz is up to something new, and I think you know how I feel about things that are new.

Carl: He doesn't like it. I'm wearing new glasses and he's freaking out.

Major Monogram: Oh, it's like I don't know who you are. Anyhoo, now that Doofenshmirtz is no longer evil, he's decided to use his inators to help people. I need you to get out there and stop Doofenshmirtz. Oh, from, uh, accidentally hurting someone while trying to help them.

Carl: How about these glasses?

Major Monogram: Not with those cheekbones.

• Milo Murphy (voiced by "Weird Al" Yankovic)
• Melissa Chase (voiced by Sabrina Carpenter)
• Zack Underwood (voiced by Mekai Curtis)
• Diogee and Perry the Platypus (vocal effects by Dee Bradley Baker)
• Balthazar Cavendish and Major Monogram (voiced by Jeff "Swampy" Marsh)
• Vinnie Dakota and Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (voiced by Dan Povenmire)
• Sara Murphy (voiced by Kate Micucci)
• Brigette Murphy (voiced by Pamela Adlon)
• Martin Murphy (voiced by Diedrich Bader)
• Amanda Lopez (voiced by Chrissie Fit)
• Bradley Nicholson (voiced by Vincent Martella)
• Mort Schaeffer (voiced by Greg Cipes)
• Chad Van Coff (voiced by Django Marsh)
• Elliott Decker (voiced by Christian Slater)
• Orton Mahlson (voiced by Jemaine Clement)
• Lydia (voiced by Alyson Stoner)
• Mr. Block and Bob Block (voiced by Mark Hamill)
• Brick (voiced by Brett Dalton)
• Savannah (voiced by Ming-Na Wen)
• King Pistachion (voiced by Rhys Darby)
• Derek (voiced by Jeff Bennett)

• Milo Murphy's Law quotes at the Internet Movie Database