Murder Drones

Murder Drones is an independent animated web series created by Liam Vickers and produced by Glitch Productions.

• [repeated line] Bite me!
• One more buzzword and I'll do it.
• Hands off! No one traumatizes these weirdly hot robots but me! [to V] Glad you're not dead or whatever.
• Sorry! Just me in here. I think dumb things are frickin' cool and I... am... FREE!!!
• Oh, hell yeah! I'm a damaged OC!

• Uzi Doorman. Those things killed your frickin' MOTHER!
• You don't know me and I hate you!

• Did you just slap me with that arm?
• I'm Serial Designation N, nice to meet you!
• Sure! I love doing anything!
• Biscuits!
• [giggles enthusiastically] Spaceship pilot!

• And yet, I still feel nothing.
• Uzi... I trust you.
• [to J] Oh, how about you bite me?!

• Gravity! Okay. I'm fine, and calm and GO AWAY!

• Oh yes, get snuck-up on.
• N-ne-e-neck b-b-b-bi-i-i-te
• LET ME IN.
• Dropped this, silly.
• Hello, Uzi. [high-pitched voice] Hi, N!
• I see. You will not talk to me because I have hurt... your feelings.
• [licks her own eye] LICK.
• Callback Ping.
• [her voice cracking, seeming to swear] Go— fu— d—mit—!
• [last words] 'Kay.

[The episode begins with a close-up of a Worker Drone's display, which reads "BOOTING UP// EXPOSITION". The camera then zooms out as Uzi begins to speak.]

Uzi Doorman: [first lines] We are Worker Drones. Autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JCJenson in spaaaace! Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex, but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything. Mostly because they handled that just fine by themselves.

[The scene shifts to a screen displaying a warning that the planet's core is on the verge of collapse. Two humans shrug as the camera zooms out to reveal Copper 9's core erupting. The scene transitions to a snowy wasteland in the unfamiliar city. An unnamed Worker Drone nudges the skeleton of a human.]

Uzi: With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future... all to ourselves.

[Afterwards, a landing pod crash-lands on the planet and Disassembly Drones begin to emerge. Then, the scene shifts to a Worker Drone holding an untrained neural network.]

Uzi: Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI.

[Then, the Disassembly Drones emerged from the pod. One tosses a worker drone's head to the ground and cackles evilly. The trio then begins wreaking havoc on the city by dismantling structures and mercilessly killing Worker Drones.]

[The scene fades in to reveal a classroom where a purple-eyed female Worker Drone named Uzi Doorman is presenting an exhibition.]

Uzi: But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway, that's why my project is [she pulls out her railgun] this sick-as-hell railgun!

[All students gasp.]

Riley: That's so not the vibe!

Uzi: Easy, morons. It doesn't work... yet! It doesn't work yet! Who said it doesn't work?! Maybe it does!

[Uzi turns on her railgun and points it back at the students again, cackling with glee.]

[Uzi fires her railgun at the Disassembly Drone named N.]

Uzi: Bite me!

[Then, Uzi shoots N in the head with devastating accuracy; the railgun reloads.]

Uzi: [gasps] Holy hell. Suck on that, Dad!

[Uzi is surprised to find that N has grown a head, or perhaps regenerated one, yet remains harmless. She picks up the worker drone's arm and slaps him, which causes him to regain consciousness. After a brief pause, he reboots and appears with an innocently friendly expression, slowly smiles.]

N: Did you just slap me with that arm?

Uzi: [deadpan] Holy crap, it talks.

N: I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me. Hope you're having important character growth or something, though!

Uzi: Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff. I hope they're sitting pretty there on Earth, [her face flickers to reveal the Absolute Solver symbol] 'cause we're coming for them.

[At her words, Uzi begins to cackle wickedly, and for a brief moment, an Absolute Solver icon flickers on her visor. The camera then pans away from the exoplanet Copper 9 to reveal three more landing pods approaching the planet.]

TBA

TBA

TBA

TBA

TBA

TBA

[J starts to confront Uzi, but V and N intervene, positioning themselves in front of her to prevent Uzi from being hurt.]

V: Wrong team!

N: No more tricks!

[N cuts off Cyn's arm, while V fires a missile that throws J into the abyss. When V and N get into a fight, Cyn gets up and eventually drops the disguise.]

N: I dunno, I feel like we need a secret handshake or something, right?

[A black hole engulfs Uzi and Cyn in a black and white void, freezing time around them. Uzi holds onto Cyn's heart, which resembles a black hole, while Cyn grabs Uzi's hand and tries to swallow it. Suddenly, Uzi puts the heart in her mouth. After a long pause, Cyn's face displays a shocked emoji before disappearing, and then Uzi swallows the heart, finally killing Cyn. Both Uzi and Cyn fall to their knees as Cyn begins to disintegrate. As gravity shifts, Uzi begins to glitch as N and V rush toward her. Just before her core shuts down, her display changes to Doll's. After swallowing the hole, Uzi goes through a wave of anxiety and temporarily loses consciousness.]

N: Uzi! [runs towards her] UZI!

[Then Uzi's display goes black.]

Cyn: [licks her eye] Lick.

[Lizzy's phone slips on Khan's head, causing him to lose his bearings and fall into the abyss. Luckily, Nori's Absolute Solver pulls him back to the ground.]

Khan: Thank yo--

Nori: [angrily] You don't know me and I HATE you!

[Nori squeals and runs away, eventually stumbling and landing face first on the ground. The Teacher lifts himself up as the two look at each other.]

Khan: [thoughtfully] Kinda hot?

Uzi: Also, now, I can do this!

[Uzi transforms into her Solver form, clutching both her own and Cyn's Solvers as she laughs maniacally.]

Everyone: AAAAAHHH--!

[After the mid-credits scene, Uzi opens her locker and observes the school hallway. She looks into a cracked mirror, her face momentarily flickering into a hologram, revealing disturbing camera-like eyes behind her, then removes her headphones. The Solver, now in Uzi's tail, comments on Uzi's appearance.]

Solver: [stammering] You look g-g-great. Hm. Have you c-considered a-a bow, though? (puts a bow on Uzi's head)

[Uzi says nothing before forcefully closing the locker; a brief flash shows the message "K THX BYEEEEEEE", the episode ends.]

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