Norm Macdonald

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

Norman Gene "Norm" Macdonald (17 October 195914 September 2021) was a Canadian stand-up comedian, writer, producer and actor.

Quotes

Deeply, we believe that when we die, so then does the world. Which is true. Because when we die, we don't disappear, the world does.
  • I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
    • Television Guide, Vol. 45, Triangle Publications (1997)
  • Every generation has believed they lived ins the End Time, @NellScovell. It is a product of Man's narcissism. Deeply, we believe that when we die, so then does the world. Which is true. Because when we die, we don't disappear, the world does.
    • Tweet to @NellScovell, Twitter 1:04 AM · (26 July 2019)
  • The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful, it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.
    • Based on a True Story: A Memoir by Norm Macdonald
  • You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him.
    • Said on The Late Show With David Letterman.[1]

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