Phineas and Ferb (season 4)

The fourth season of Phineas and Ferb first aired on Disney Channel on December 7, 2012, and December 31, 2012, for Disney XD.

Candace: So when all the members of the offending team clear the defensive zone at the same time, the delayed offset call is negated.

Jeremy: Wow, you really do know hockey.

Candace: Are you kidding? Did you know a referee makes most penalty calls-

Stacy: [talking into a microphone connected to Candace's headset] While the linesmen may call only obvious technical infractions- [To Ginger] Go away.

Candace: Obvious technical infractions- go away. The player who committed the infraction is- no give me that. No Ginger, I'm busy. I said give me that back. If you don't give that back to me right now- Candace, gotta go. [Candace smiles nervously after realizing what she said]

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Candace: 'Scuse me, I gotta get through here.

Luc Robitaille: Woah woah woah! You're not allowed out there.

Candace: But I gotta go get my mom! This is a shortcut to the gift shop!

Luc Robitaille: I'm sorry. You can't go out there. That's for players only.

Candace: Players, huh?

Luc Robitaille: You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?

Candace: Is that a problem?

Luc Robitaille: No, as long as we're clear on the concept.

Old woman: If those were my boys, they'd be so busted.

Candace: Please, adopt me now! AUGH!!! Mom!

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Candace: [standing with Jeremy on a balcony, watching the fireworks] You know, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep this resolution.

Jeremy: That's okay. I like you just the way you are. Happy New Year, Candace.

Candace: Happy New Year, Jeremy. [they kiss; fireworks go off reading "HAPPY NEW YEAR"]

Phineas: Actually, instead of improving one of our old inventions, we should make something brand new! Something simple.

Phineas: Well, what is summer all about?

Buford, Baljeet, Isabella: [singing "Summer (Where Do We Begin?)"] ♪ Summer is running through the sprinklers in your T-shirt, shoes, and... ♪

Phineas: Yeah, we all know the song. But I'm not exactly sure how....

[Phineas and Ferb's Giant Tire Swing flies by a space shuttle]

Astronaut: Whoa! That is so weird! We're in a space shuttle and the shuttle program ended years ago!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It's the best Inator I've ever made! And you know what, Perry the Platypus? There's no self-destruct button on this, so there's no way you can stop me from taking over the entire Tri-State-

[Phineas and Ferb's tire swing lands on the Inator]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wow. Well, like my Uncle Boris used to say: "When life's going well, a giant tire comes along and smashes your Inator." We all thought he was crazy at the time, but now he seems rather prophetic.

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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wait, no, no! Don't open the door; you'll let in Perry the Platypus!

Vanessa: You know he'll just blow the door down if you don't open it. [opens door revealing Perry holding a bazooka] Come in, Perry. Toodles!

Doofenshmirtz: I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus. [turns his head to Perry] Hey! You were going to to blow down my door! [Perry puts the bazooka down gently, but accidentally blows up Doofenshmirtz's wall by mistake, much to Doofenshmirtz's anger and to Perry's embarrassment]

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Vivian Garcia-Shapiro: ¡Hola, Candace! Ooh, don't you look lovely!

Candace: Thank you, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro!

Mrs. Johnson: Jeremy'll be along in a minute, honey!

Vivian: Is your mother ready?

Candace: She'll be right out.

[Linda comes out skating her way down]

Linda: All set! See ya there, Candace! Okay, ladies, here I come! [She skates away] There I go! Ha ha! Sorry! Can't stop. FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

Mrs. Johnson: Step on it, Vivian, she's getting away! [They drive off]

Candace: And now, I must leave. My public awaits.

Stacy: Yeah, and I must go be famous by association. Yeeha!

Phineas: And to think, we knew Stacy before she was famous by association.

[Agents Perry and Lyla confront Doofenshmirtz inside a U.S.-Canada train]

Lyla: You gonna eat those fries?

Doofenshmirtz: Don't touch! Anyway, I've got a little math quiz for the both of you. If a train carrying Precious Albert the Moose left British Columbia at eight o'clock in the morning, going 80 miles per hour, what time would it arrive at the Canada Day celebration? Answer? Never! Because I've tied up the conductor, and taken control of the train using my remote control Train-Operator-inator! Right now we are all headed to my scheme exchange partner's secret fortress. [Lyla reaches for the fries again] Hey cut it out, those are mine. Seriously, I can get the waiter over here if you want to order own, but please?

Lyla: This evil exchange partner of yours, what his name?

Doofenshmirtz: I think his name was Sir Railing, or Doctor Stairway, or something.

Lyla: Professor Bannister! Of course, my arch-nemesis. Can I put some gravy on those?

Doofenshmirtz: Seriously, leave my lunch alone. Anyway, after Professor Banister gets the moose, it's going to ruin Canada Day, or you know, whatever. Crazy, right?

Lyla: You know what's really crazy? How good these fries are.

Doofenshmirtz: I am not kidding, leave those alone. I just don't understand it, why do you take my lunch, when you're in the dining car you can have your own lunch. Oh, it makes me crazy when people pick at my food. [Lyla winks at Perry, and Perry understands] Seriously, why is your hand out like that? I am seriously going to lose it. [Perry joins in taking more fries] Aw, now you're both doing it?! Stop it! Stop it! Aah! Oh no, not even taking them but just squishing them! I can't take it! [Stands up angrily on the table] GET YOUR OWN LUNCH!! [Everyone on the train silently looks at Doofenshmirtz for a long pauses out]

Linda: Easy, Doofenshmirtz. Easy.

Woman: That man is causing such a scene, it makes me feel free to break up with you in a VERY LOUD MANNER!

[Everybody in the car begins screaming and yelling]

Waiter: I can't stand being a waiter!

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Man: Excuse me, conductor? [Doofenshmirtz walks over] You know the train doesn't seem to be stopping at any of the scheduled stations.

Doofenshmirtz: Is that a fact? My apologies, straphanger. Wait, which one was your stop?

Man: The next one.

Doofenshmirtz: Oh, don't be concerned, step right this way. [The Man and Doofenshmirtz are standing at a door] So, your wife cooking dinner tonight?

Man: Oh, yes. We're having asparagus tips.

Doofenshmirtz: Asparagus tips, very classy. What's the entrée?

Man: Nova Scotia salmon.

Doofenshmirtz: Mmm-mmm! Delish. Here's you station! [literally kicks man off the train] Say "hi" to your wife for me.

Man: [tumbles across a field, through a playground, and into his house]

Wife: Well, someone's home early.

Man: The conductor says "hi".

Doofenshmirtz: Oh, I see, a waterfall. Just in time for commercial. Isn't that convenient. [Both Doofenshmirtz and Perry go over the waterfall and start falling] What's that about, anyway? It's not a cliff-faller, it's called a cliff-hanger, and here we are, falling, and-watch watch watch, here we go, wait, look, yup yup see? There you go! Fading to black! [Scene fades to black]

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Carl: Major Monogram?

Major Monogram: Yes, Carl?

Carl: I-I want you to meet my cousin Larry.

Major Monogram: W-W-W-Wait! You got out of the vent, found your cousin, and brought him back in here?

Carl: Well I didn't have to find him, we had a lunch date. He was waiting for me-

Major Monogram: Why on earth would you bring him back into the vent?!

Carl: Cause I wanted you to meet him!

Larry: Plus I really like vents.

Major Monogram: Mutual, I'm sure.

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Liam: [pinning down Perry with his boot] AHA! GOTCHA! [puts on Perry's fedora] My greatest hunt ever ENDS RIGHT HERE!

Doofenshmirtz: Stop what you're doing, McCracken! STEP AWAY FROM THE PLATYPUS!

Liam: Doofenshmirtz!

Doofenshmirtz: I like you to meet my ladies. [two old groundkeepers arrive at his side] Ruth and Esther!

Liam: [scoffs] Docents. [Ruth angrily points to a "Keep Off the Grass' sign which Liam is standing next to] Aw, not again! [throwing the fedora back to Perry] I'll be right be back! I know how to hand these ladies. [to the ladies] Uh... the sign must've been installed... I've never seen it before.

Ruth: Nice try, Liam, but this is you third infraction as of many weeks! Hand over your membership card!

Liam: What?! Let's not get crazy now! [turns in his card]

Ruth: All of your gardening privileges have been revoked for ten days! Esther will escort you off the grounds!

[Esther bring in a wheelchair for Liam to sit in]

Liam: But I can't leave. It's my natural habitat!

Ruth: Your file says you're from Pittsburgh!

Liam: [speaking in an American accent] But it's not my fault! It's HIM! [points to Perry] It's the platypus you want!

[Ruth and Esther spot Perry, and Liam's wheelchair starts to roll down the hill, taking a screaming Liam with it]

Ruth: Aw, how cute he is. What a handsome platypus.

Red: Later that day, to make their escape, those boys crawled through 500 yards of foul-smelling nastiness I can't even imagine. 500 yards. That's the length of 11 baseball diamonds, one tennis court, a medium-sized male elephant, and a croquet wicket. It wasn't long before they found everything that they needed.

Phineas: Great! Let's hurry up and put this thing together.

Baljeet: But if we do the mind swap here, those criminals will still be out of jail.

Phineas: You're right! I hadn't thought of that.

Red: So even later that day, those boys crawled back through 500 yards of foul-smelling nastiness that I-

Baljeet: Actually, it is not as bad as you would think.

Buford: Yeah! Gunge is actually quite refreshing!

Red: Oh. Well, it was still 500 yards. That's the length of two volleyball courts, a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, a large three-drawer filing cabinet, three French-

Buford: We're not listening anymore!

Red: Oh. Okay, then.

Isabella: [showing up in the backyard; worried] Phineas, Pinky's missing!

Phineas: Aw, that's too bad, Isabella.

Buford: Chihuahuas, that's the first thing zombies go for.

Phineas: Uh, we moved past zombies, Buford.

Isabella: He's been gone all morning! He didn't even touch his breakfast burrito. What am I going to do?

Gretchen: We could put up posters.

Buford: We could do nothing.

Phineas: We could make a portable positronic canine detector using the olfactory receptors that Ferb and I were gonna use for our milligram scale purification study.

Isabella: Let's do that one!

Candace: You kids have fun. Really, I wish I could stay and bust you, but I have a lunch date with Jeremy down at City Hall.

Baljeet: City Hall serves lunch?

Buford: I thought they only served subpoenas! [pause] Oh, come on! What's a guy gotta do to get a rimshot around here?!

[Baljeet groans and walks away]

Candace: For your information, I'm going down to City Hall because Jeremy's working the Slushy Dawg concession stand at the food court there. And we're gonna have lunch... together. [kneels down to Isabella's height] Don't worry, Isabella. I'm sure Pinky'll turn up. Perry always does. [concerned] Speaking of which, where is Perry?

Isabella: And where's Pinky?

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[Perry swoops down and activates the Blend-into-the-Background-inator to hide Pinky and himself, keeping their secret identities from being revealed to the kids]

Buford: Right here! Right here, he-- What? [takes off the helmet] He should be right here! Oh, man!

Phineas: I don't get it. Maybe the helmet needs to be fine-tuned.

Buford: Yeah, you guys do that. I'm gonna go get a Slushy Dawg.

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Doofenshmirtz: [after getting whacked in the head by Pinky with the computer monitor] Wow! That guy is really good with computers!

Major Monogram: Don't worry, Kelly. I am totally down for being second banana.

Doofenshmirtz: Well, first of all, that's a little sad. But, second of all, technically, you would be third banana. It would go: Kelly, and then me, and then you. And, ih, I would be second banana.

Kelly Osbourne: Nobody is a banana, because there are no bananas!

Major Monogram: Yes, we have no bananas!

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Kelly Osbourne: [Seeing Doofenshmirtz and Monogram dressed up like her] Now I know what I would look like if I had middle-aged male clones!

Phineas: Okay, gang. Today, we're gonna tie a legendary knot.

Buford: Woah woah woah! We're just startin'?! No—no intro, nothin'?! Just gettin' right into it?

Phineas: Yep, we're just doin' the knot.

Buford: Wait, how can we do somethin' not?

Phineas: No, it's "knot" spelled with a "k".

Buford: I didn't think it was spelled with a "k".

Phineas: No. It's "knot".....spelled with a "k".

Buford: I don't understand your pauses.

Ferb: [giving Candace a cup of tea with honey to help soothe her sore throat] Some tea with honey would help that throat. And there's crumpets in the conservatory as well.

Candace: [hoarsley] He's so British. [smiles]

Phineas: Gentlemen and gentlemen, we present to you the Chupa-Copter!

Buford and Baljeet: Wow! Right on! Etcetera.

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Candace: I'm gonna wait right here until the bustees return. Oh, and they will return.

Stacy: So... since you're in busting mode, I take it, my services are not required?

(Candace does not answer; Stacy walks away)

Stacy: Yep, I'm superfluous.

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Ferb: Well, I guess perhaps the universe wants some things left unphotographed. Like chupacabras, or group photos where everyone has their eyes open.

Linda: Boys, are you here? I just wanted to say- (gasps) Phineas! Ferb! You are so busted!

Candace: What? Get out of the way! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Did I hear you just bust Phineas and Ferb?

Linda: I certainly did. (Candace giggles under) What are my guest towels doing out here? And they're filthy!

Candace: (stops giggling) Towels?

Phineas: Oh, sorry, Mom.

Candace: Towels?!

Phineas: We'll clean it up.

Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, babies and slightly smaller babies, welcome to the Phineas and Ferb Ultimate Obstacle Course! The first team that makes it all the way to the end (you know, alive and stuff) will win this nifty trophy! So are you ready to get muddy?

Candace: That tears it! Those two are so—

Stacy: Hang on, Candace! We can win this!

Candace: Yeah, we ca—Wait, what?

Stacy: I want that trophy!

Candace: Why?

[Cutaway to Dr. Hirano with Ginger putting up a trophy on display as Stacy watches]

Dr. Hirano: Very good, Ginger. We'll put it up here with the rest of your awards. I'm...still saving a place for your trophy, Stacy. You know, just in case.

Stacy: Uh... [cut back to her and Candace] ...Uh... Candace, we'd make an awesome team!

Candace: Alright, I'll do it!

Stacy: For the trophy!

Candace: And for whatever it was you were thinking about just now.

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[The three teams are all ready to begin the obstacle course]

Candace: [with Stacy on the red team] We are so ready!

[Stacy sees Ginger with Isabella on the green team; Ginger gives her big sister a thumbs-up, and Stacy gives her the "I'm watching you" motion in return]

Isabella: What was that about?

Ginger: Oh, that's our secret code for "I love you, sis"… I think.

Phineas: Good luck, contestants! And watch out for giant worms! On your marks...

Candace: Wait, what?

Phineas: Get set...

Candace: Did he say, "Giant worms"?

Phineas: Go!

Spider-Man: Aunt May, Phineas and Ferb are making a crossover.

Phineas: Yeah, we are!

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Spider-Man: [referring to Phineas' appearance] Man, that kid's got a weird-shaped head.

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Phineas: Ferb, are you expecting someone?

Ferb: [opens the front door, revealing the Marvel Avengers standing at the doorway] Not them.

[Later in the kitchen…]

Spider-Man: Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' superpowers?

Phineas: Yes. Yes, we would be, Spider-Man, if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did.

Iron Man: You can't see it, but I have a rather severe look of disappointment on my face.

Isabella: [puts a juice box in his mouth] This'll turn that tin frown upside-down.

Thor: Juice-in-a-box? We have nothing like this in Asgard.

Hulk: [grunting while having trouble putting the straw in the juice box] Straw cannot penetrate!

Spider-Man: Hey, hey, hey! Calm blue ocean. Let me take care of that for ya, buddy.

Iron Man: Thanks, Isabella. Well, the power-siphoning ray originated from the Tri-State Area. And I was thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station.

Phineas: Are you sure it was our space station?

Hulk: It was shaped like your head.

Phineas: Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray.

Iron Man: I was afraid of that. Well, the first thing we gotta do is get our powers back.

Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna d--

Candace: [coming downstairs] Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So I'll be over at Stacy's all... d-d-d-daaay?!

Spider-Man: 'Sup?

Thor: Greetings, fair young maiden!

Candace: It's super...heroes...in...duh...our...kitchen!

Isabella: Candace is gonna lie down for a while. [leads Candace out of the kitchen and back to her bedroom] That's it. Just breathe. They're only superheroes.

Phineas: Looks like you guys have a fan.

Iron Man: Oh, boy. [tips over]

Thor: And it's probably good she didn't see that.

Iron Man: I'm okay.

Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?

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Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen...and Hulk, allow me to unveil our Secret Hideout for Emergency Defects. Or S.H.E.D. for short.

Iron Man: I think we're gonna need something a little...bigger.

Phineas: Oh, the rustic exterior's a facade. Wait till you see the inside!

[The inside of S.H.E.D. is revealed to be much larger]

Iron Man: Oh, man! You guys are good!

Ferb: Just a little British sci-fi technology.

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Candace: Wow. There's something you don't see every… [notices Phineas' outraged expression; confused] What?

Phineas: Really, Candace? Do you have any idea what you just did?!

Candace: I was just trying to help.

Phineas: Well, your "help" this morning messed us up so badly, we came this close to being wiped out at the mall! I thought you would've learned your lesson!

Candace: But... but I—

Phineas: But, no! You show up again to help, and now Baljeet has been hulkified and is rampaging who knows where! And we're back to square one with restoring the heroes' powers!

Candace: But...but—

Phineas: This is just too important, and we can't afford any more setbacks! I'm revoking your S.H.E.D. card. [takes off her lanyard and rips up her card] You have to go, now!

[Candace walks sadly away]

Buford: I've always told her, don't ever make Phineas angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Major Monogram: Monty, is that you?! With the daughter of my sworn enemy?! It can't be! [Walks up to the Pimpernel next to Vanessa] Alright, Monty, you've got a lot of explaining to—

Stacy: Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power Guy.

Major Monogram: I, uh, better check the...uh...thing. Yes. [leaves]

Vanessa: Thanks, Stacy! I owe you!

Stacy: No thanks are necessary for that darned elusive Pimpernel.

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Vanessa: This is a big night for me, my boyfriend's coming. Oh, here he is right now. [Jeremy, dressed as a Scarlet Pimpernel enters]

Jeremy: Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my neck covered.

Vanessa: You're not my boyfriend!

Jeremy: Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry, I thought you were my—

Candace: Jeremy, it's me, Candace!

Jeremy: Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my—

Candace: Yeah, heard you the first time.

Hipster Guy: Excuse me?

Mr. Macabre: What?

Hipster Guy: Can I get a free-range organic grilled cheese slider?

Mr. Macbre: This isn't a food truck, you baboon. It's a Macabre Book Mobile.

Hipster Guy: Yeah, I'm totally giving you a bad review.

Mr. Macabre: May the ancient moths of Sumeria feast upon your skinny jeans! [his phone buzzes] One star? Man, that burns.

Candace: So what does your father do here?

Jeremy: Oh, he's part of a team that makes and manages recognizant satellites. They actually had a couple of rovers on Mars earlier this summer. But they suddenly stopped working. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

Candace: [nervously] Uh, how would I...heh heh...what do you mean? Heh heh.

Jeremy: All right...Your Highness.

Candace: [gasp] Who told?

Jeremy: Stacy.

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[Doofenshmirtz is hiding in the balcony while Norm is stuck on a wall thanks to a giant bat inside Doofenshmirtz's laboratory]

Vanessa: Dad?

Doofenshmirtz: Vanessa? Oh no. [crawls inside back to the lab] Vanessa! GET OUTTA THERE! There's a huge bat on the loose!

Vanessa: Really? [sees the giant bat shrieking at her] WHOA! Cool! It looks like your cousin Narthelliot.

Doofenshmirtz: No sudden movements or loud noises, Vanessa.

Vanessa: Dad, relax. It's just a bat. They just eat bugs.

Doofenshmirtz: But it's a very big bat.

Vanessa: Now c'mon. [gets Doofenshmirtz to stand up] Just stand up. It's okay. It's time to face your fear.

Doofenshmirtz: [sighs] Well, okay. [the giant bat grabs him with its mouth]

Vanessa: [shocked by this and angrily pounds the bat's underbelly] Oh NO, NO, NO! Bad bat! SPIT HIM OUT!

Rodrigo: Hmm. Let's see, the bats to secret. [Vanessa crying] Oh, don't cry. They're like you.

Phineas: Isabella, you've been awfully quiet all day.

[Isabella stares at her watch for a few seconds, then...]

Isabella: I have just earned my "24 Hours of Silence" patch! I can see why you don't talk much, Ferb. I actually quite enjoyed it. I ended up having an inner dialogue with myself all day.

Ferb: Welcome to Ferbland.

[Zoom into Ferb's mind, where it is revealed to be populated by himself and giant versions of his head)

Ferb head #1: Yes, the universe is constantly expanding.

Ferb head #2: But what is it expanding into?

Ferb heads: Ooh...

Ferb head #3: Okay, now my mind is blown.

Candace: [to Stacy, referring to Jeremy] Remember those days when I was always panicking about what he thought or what he wouldn't like?

Stacy: Isn't this the same Candace who sat under Jeremy's window just to make sure he wasn't whispering other girls' names in his sleep?

Candace: Ancient history.

Stacy: Uh, that was yesterday.

[Knights of Danville Hall; The O.W.C.A. animal agents are having their graduation ceremony on one side of the ballroom while the villains of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. are having their disservice awards in the other, all sharing the same space with the divider in the middle]

Major Monogram: [closes the divider after seeing Doofenshmirtz] Huh. What are the odds?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [opens the divider] Wait, you're the Capulet Bar Mitzvah?

Major Monogram: You're the Hatfield Wedding? [the animal agents and villains all make angry looks at each other, preparing to fight] Alright, everyone, take it easy. Just calm down. No reason to get upset. We've got a massive security deposit on this place. So, everybody just...

Parrot: [squawks] Polly wants a street-fight!

[They all charge at each other and break out in a western-style brawl]

Man: [enters the ballroom and the fighting screeches to a stop as all the animal agents and villains look at him] Hup. Sorry to interrupt. I'll come back when you're done. [leaves, and the fighting resumes]

Major Monogram: We are so gonna lose our deposit.

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Isabella: We have to figure out a way to save summer or it'll be gone forever!

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[Candace enters the attic to get a spare electromagnetic coupling fuse from Ferb's box, but is too freaked out to overcome her arachnophobia]

Candace: There's Ferb's box way over there. Oh, who am I kidding? I can't go way over there!

[Phineas' hologram appears]

Phineas: Candace?

Candace: [screams] Phineas, how did you get up here?

Phineas: I'm using the Ferb-o-graphic technology. [cut to him using it at Mount Danville] What's taking so long? Did you find the box?

[Cut back to Candace in the attic]

Candace: Well, it's right over there by all those spider webs. Be a pal and grab it for me, will ya?

Phineas: What? No, I-I can't pick it up. I'm a hologram. You have to do it.

Candace: But I can't!

Phineas: Well, what's the matter, Candace?

Candace: It's my fear of spiders! I've been trying to overcome it all day.

Phineas: Well, that is a valid fear. You should be cautious around some spid—

Candace: Phineas, you're not helping!

Phineas: Come on, you've already done so many brave things. Remember when you helped us rescue Klimpaloon? And what about that time you got that really big bird to quit pecking our house? Or when you climbed up on the motor of our baguette boat after I gave you a similar pep talk?

Candace: Yeah! You know what? You're right. If I could do that, then I should be able to walk across the attic, right? It's being silly. Heck, I don't even remember what I was afraid of.

Phineas: Spiders. [Candace screams and climbs back down] Candace, you forgot the box!

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Dr. Killbot: ¡Que lastima! ("What a pity!")

[The animal agents and villains all charge at each other and brawl in the same western-style street-fight they had earlier in the Knights of Danville Hall ballroom during their graduation ceremony and disservice awards]

Dr. Diminutive: Wait a minute! [The fighting screeches to a halt] This is the same brawl we had earlier!

Dr. Bringdown: So?

Dr. Diminutive: Aw, I'm just sayin'.

Dr. Killbot: La cabeza de medusa no es agradable para ver. ("Medusa's head is not pleasant to look at.")

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Phineas: Wow, I guess there are a lot of spiders up here.

Candace: [painting her toenails while talking to Stacy on the phone] Seriously, Stacy, boys are a mystery. I mean, what do they talk about when they're not around? Do you think they talk about us?

Stacy: I got no clue.

Candace: [sighs] I guess I'll never know the real deal as long as I'm not a boy. [gets hit by the Impersonator-inator and turns into a holographic image of Gary Frank; looks in the mirror] Stacy, there's a pizza delivery boy in my room!

Stacy: Is that code for something?

Candace: Get back! Huh? There's no one there. But he's in the mirror! But, but… [gasps] Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. This cannot be happening! Ah, ha! Oh! [enraged] Oh! Stacy, Phineas and Ferb have turned me into a holographic image of a pizza boy!

Stacy: Cool. Can I have a veggie special with non-dairy cheese?

Candace: Stacy!

Stacy: Hey, too bad Jeremy didn't order a pizza. Then, you could hang out with him and find out what guys talk about.

[Planet Tatooine; Phineas and Ferb meet Luke Skywalker in their blue sandspeeder]

Phineas: Hey, Luke!

Luke: Phineas! Ferb! What's up, guys?

Phineas: Ferb? [Ferb pushes a button and pod-racing engines are revealed] Check this out!

Luke: Pod-racing engines? How'd you hook these up?

Phineas: We just picked up some power converters at Tosche Station.

Luke: Nice!

Phineas: You need help with your moisture vaporator? We can trick it out like ours.

Luke: I wish, but Uncle Owen wants to do things the old-fashioned way. Even the droids he buys are used.

Phineas: Hey, Treadwell! [Treadwell beeps hello] Well, we'll catch you later, Luke! We're gonna mosey on home for lunch.

---

Candace: Finally, some real Rebel-busting! [takes off her Stormtrooper helmet] This is why I joined the Empire in the first place.

Baljeet: I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself!

Buford: I told you to go before the raid.

Baljeet: That is not what I meant. But now that you mentioned it...

Candace: Alright, lock it up. We've got rebels to bust!

Commander: Woah, woah, woah, where do you think you're going?

Candace: Uhh, space battle over that way?

Commander: Certainly not. You know your mission: to find socks for Lord Vader.

Candace: Yes, sir. SOCKS?! This is a total waste of my potential! [storms off with a frustrated grunt]

Buford: Not me. This is about where I peak.

[Meanwhile… Princess Leia inserts the Death Star Plans data disc into R2-D2]

Leia: [to Perry] Agent P, I need you to make sure this R2 unit goes to Obi-Wan Kenobi on Tatooine. But first, I need to record a video message. Be a dear and stand over by the bulkhead. You're kinda in my shot.

---

Phineas: Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!

Lawrence: Hello, boys. You're just in time for lunch.

Linda: So, what's on the list? Another day filled with big plans? [opens the list] "Herd all the nerfs in Beggar's Canyon, teach the Sarlacc to brush his teeth, and giving a Bantha a shower." That's awfully ambitious.

Phineas: Just trying to make the most of each and every summer day! Hey, we stopped by and saw Luke.

Lawrence: Ooh, let me guess, was he staring wistfully at the horizon?

Linda: Lawrence!

Lawrence: What? Everyone knows that boy would rather be somewhere else. What about you two? The crops are so far ahead, would you like to spend the rest of the summer at swim camp on Naboo?

Phineas: Sounds fun, but we'll pass.

Linda: Well, how about ski camp on Hoth? Don't you boys ever want to see the rest of the galaxy?

Phineas: Not really. We've got everything we want right here on Tatooine. Sand, womp rats, brothers, and banthas. Why would anyone want to leave?

---

Phineas: [meeting R2-D2 after crashing into him] Whoa, little fella. Sorry about that. Say, what's a droid like you doing out here in the Jundland Wastes? [R2-D2 plays a hologram of Princess Leia] Oh, cool! A movie.

Leia Hologram: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Phineas: Oh, she must mean Ben Kenobi. Hey, we were just there! We have Jedi lessons with him every Tuesday. He lives right at the edge of the Dune Sea. Do you want a ride? [R2-D2 beeps in denial and he and Ferb haul him off their sandspeeder] Okay, suit yourself. And remember, sand people travel single file to hide their numbers. [to Ferb] Oh, he probably already knows.

---

[Phineas and Ferb arrive at Mos Eisley spaceport to find R2-D2 and return the Death Star Plans data disc]

Blatto: Phineas and Ferb! My best customers!

Phineas: Hey, Blatto. We're trying to find an R2 unit and give him back this data disc. Hey!

Blatto: [takes the disc out of his hand] Let's take a look at it. [puts it into an R2 unit's head and it shows a hologram of the Death Star]

Phineas: Wow! It's an Imperial battle station the size of a moon! And according to these schematics, it seems to be designed specifically to destroy entire planets! Whoa, I never imagined the Empire would go that far! [Ferb points to an exhaust port] Huh, you're right, Ferb. One proton torpedo in that small exhaust port and the whole thing goes blammo!

Blatto: Uh, it's like it's got a self-destruct button. What kind of idiot would design that?

[Cut to Darthenshmirtz having trouble getting a drink from the water fountain]

Darthenshmirtz: Oh, why can't I master this?

[Back to Mos Eisley]

Phineas: Wait, if the Rebels have this information, they might stand a chance against this thing. A small one-man fighter could penetrate the outer defense, fly along that trench, and get to the exhaust port.

Blatto: Spoiler alert!

Phineas: That droid must be part of the Rebel Alliance! We've gotta get this disc back to him!

---

Isabella: Hey! What you doing?!

Phineas: Isabella, did you know have T-27 thermal couplings up here?

Isabella: Get down from there!

Phineas: Ferb and I can reroute their current to double up your power supply.

Isabella: Just keep your paws off my ship. [writes down her notes] "Reroute thermal couplings."

Phineas: I wonder what our friends and family are doing back on Tatooine. It feels a little strange to be so far from them. But at least we're making new friends. Like you, Isabella.

Isabella: This is not a "friend" ship, it's a spaceship. So don't invade mine. We're coming out of hyperspace. Buckle up, ladies!

Phineas: What do you think, Ferb? A girl like her and a guy like me?

Ferb: Sure, why not?

Isabella: As promised, the Millennium Falcon. I should be able to catch him before he gets to that small moon.

Phineas: That's no moon. It's the Death Star!

---

[Aboard the bus pod…]

Candace: Can you believe this? Making us ride the bus pod? They better give us a real Rebel-fighting job this time and not just running some more errands.

[Buford is about to eat his hoagie, but as he looks in the bag, he's shocked to see that there's something different in there]

Baljeet: [looks in the bag; worried] Uh-oh.

Candace: I mean, how hard is it to deliver socks?

Baljeet: Uh, Candace?

Candace: Yes?

Baljeet: I believe Buford acquires your attention.

Candace: Oh. What is it, Buford? [Buford pulls out what is revealed to be Darth Vader's black socks] Huh. Uh, Buford, I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to think very hard before you answer.

Buford: Thinking is always hard.

Candace: I know. Here's the thing. If we have Darth Vader's socks, what exactly did we give the commander?

Buford: Uh…

[Cut to the Death Star; Buford's hoagie falls on the ground and Darth Vader chokes the commander to death, using the Force]

Darth Vader: I find your lack of socks disturbing.

---

Phineas: [notices Ferb holding his hand up while sensing something] What's wrong, Ferb? You got your hand up again.

Ferb: Perry is in trouble.

Phineas: Oh, no! We must go help him!

Ferb: No. You must go get that disc to the Rebels. We cannot risk our mission.

Phineas: Split up? Really?

Isabella: Just do what you need to do fast and meet us at the Falcon!

Phineas: May the Force be with you and all that stuff.

---

Isabella: What happened, Solo, garbage scow tip over and dump you here?

Han: What are you doing here, Isabella? Did someone run out of cupcakes?

Isabella: Very funny. So where are you heading?

Han: As far away from here as possible.

Isabella: Yeah, I don't have any reason to stay here either.

Gretchen: Katie, bar the door.

Gretchen: Is she back yet?

Holly: No sign of her. We searched everywhere.

Milly: Where could she be?

Gretchen: She’s probably still with Phineas and Ferb. She’ll make it.

[bells go off]

Adyson: Perimeter alert! We have incoming!

Gretchen: Stations everyone. Put out that light. Katie?

Katie: Yep. Friend or Pharmacist?

Phineas: It’s us. Let us in!

Adyson: It’s Phineas and Ferb!

Ginger: [in love] And Baljeet.

[Irving works as a new intern at the OWCA headquarters, taking over from now Commander Carl, heard a beeping sound and wipes the dust covering Dr. Doofenshmirtz's picture in the Evil Scientist Alert System.]:

Irving: Sir, it's the old Evil Scientist Alert System! It's showing "-inator" activity on a Doctor... Dooferd...

Commander Carl: Doofenshmirtz? Great googly moogly! I thought he'd given up his evil ways when we placed him as a high school science teacher. It's too bad Monogram isn't around to see this.

Irving: Well, sir, he's gone to a better place.

Commander Carl: Yeah. [self-reflecting as the music starts to fade] Oh what the heck, I'm calling him!

[Carl dials the telephone, and calls a now retired Major Monogram who is on vacation]

Monogram: [responds to the telephone call while relaxing] Monogram...

Commander Carl: How've you been, sir?

Monogram: Carl! I'm great. Bora Bora really is a better place. How have you been, man?

Commander Carl: I've been well. Guess who's just set off the "-inator" alert?

Monogram: Doofenshmirtz?

Commander Carl: Yeah.

Monogram: [chuckles on the news] Just like old times. Well, tell him "Hi" from me.

Commander Carl: Of course!

---

Phineas: [referring to his and Isabella's childhood and their wasted chances, in song] And now our endless summer is finally coming to an end;

I tried to make the most of every day, but now the years just seem mis-spent…

What might have been?

---

[Phineas arrives at Isabella's house. As the delivery truck moves away, Isabella is seen sitting down at the steps at Phineas' house. The two eventually looked at each other for a moment.]:

Phineas: [walks towards Isabella] Watcha doin'? Hehe... [Isabella then smiles at him] Is this step taken? [referring to the steps at Phineas' house where Isabella is sitting]

Isabella: [allows Phineas to sit beside her] I actually came by to say goodbye to you.

Phineas: Off to school, huh.

Isabella: Yeah, I'm going two weeks early because I'm an RA, and in soccer, debate camp, student government.

Phineas: Yeah. I haven't seen you all summer.

Isabella: I've been busy. [Isabella pauses]

Phineas: You know, Baljeet said something funny. He said you had a crush on me back in grade school.

Isabella: Oh! Yeah, I had a big crush on you.

Phineas: Well, I had no idea.

Isabella: Really? I thought I was being so obvious.

Phineas: Absolutely clueless. Sorry. [Phineas pauses]

Isabella: I sort of gave up when we got to high school.

Phineas: Yeah. I think that's when I started having a thing for you.

[The two then briefly paused as they both looked at each other when Isabella realized something.]:

Isabella: Well, that's unfortunate timing.

Phineas: Yep. You're off to college.

Isabella: Tri-State State. Have you decided where you're going yet?

Phineas: [Phineas brought out two acceptance letters he saved] You know what, I just did.

Isabella: [Isabella glances at an acceptance letter from Danville U] Oh, huh.

Phineas: Hey, what's wro-? [retrieves Danville U's acceptance letter from Isabella] Oh shoot! I'm sorry, heh, wrong letter. [passes Tri-State State's acceptance letter to Isabella]

Isabella: Well, I guess I'll be seeing you in two weeks.

Phineas: Yes, yes you will.

(Candace’s alarm goes off saying I know where we’re gonna do today to bust Phineas and Ferb before. It was Candace’s last chance to bust the boys)

Phineas: I know what we’re gonna do today.

(Candace growls)

Candace: And I know what I’m gonna do today, bust you guys once and for all do your worst or your best, just make it big and bustable so I can show mom.

Phineas: Wow, that was awfully supportive, and you said Candace was in the morning person.

Candace: This is it, Candace. The last day of summer vacation. You’re last chance to bust the…

(Candace slip and falls down the stairwell on the roller skate and then jumped of and went on the stake board)

Candace: Why do we have this many… wheeled objects lying around the house?

---

Vanessa: (Angrily) This is what I'm talking about. You're not even LISTENING! (starts walking out to the door, without Doofenshmirtz noticing) I'm moving out, Dad. I'm going to live at Mom's… full-time. (slams door)

Norm: Door slams mean sadness.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (walks up to Norm) Wait! What does she say?

• Vincent Martella - Phineas
• Thomas Brodie-Sangster - Ferb
• Ashley Tisdale - Candace
• Dee Bradley Baker - Perry
• Dan Povenmire - Heinz Doofenshmirtz