Robot Chicken (season 12)

All: We're looking for our friends [a taxi bumps Sid's mom's car, Daphne opens the car door and the school gate and dances] And look what we...

Gerald: [looks at her] Gee brother, she's like before

Sid: Me to Gerald, I'm starving.

Young Daphne Blake: Hi I'm Daphne Blake what's your name?

Sid: Sid, Sid The... [grabs his microphone then turns the loud button] Science Kiiiddd!

Teacher Susie: Now murder is a very safe way to do, murder is to kill someone or die, murder is a very nice walk to punish them. [Teacher Susie hands in files for Sid, May, Gabriella, Gerald and Daphne]

Sid: Let's eat the papers!

Teacher Susie: Oh No!

[Sid, May, Gabriella, Gerald and Daphne eat the papers]

Gerald: Mmm! That was a tasty meal!.

Sid: Come on mother[bleep]ers! Eat teacher susie up.

All: Whopee!

[Sid, Gerald, May, Gabriela and Daphne consume Teacher Susie]

Sid: Off we go!

[They leave with teacher susie dead, camera fades to the school where the policemen, cars, Alice and Mort find Sid and his friends]

Policemen: All right where are you Sid, Siiiiiiiiiidd!

Grandma Rose: [Walks to Sid's school finding the kids] Oh my god they've been there but where did they gone to what place?!.

Mort: Oh my god! Sid ran away to somewhere, have you seen Sid?

Police chief Officer Luggins: [draws sid's profile] I Don't know? He went to the carnival.

Mort: The carnival?! That is a really bad thing Policeman.

Grandma Rose: Me to Police Officer Luggins.

Alice: She's gone!. [Grunts] Jesus [Bleep]ing Christ!

[Camera fades to a arena in the south-west metro city where Sid, Gerald, May, Gabriela, Daphne and Zeke perform Avicii]

Sid: Wow!, were in A south-west metro city, in A dancin' arena. [Sid and his friends dance when his supporting characters except Gabriela's mom, Sid's parents Daphne and Teacher Susie pop up and Introduce thereselves] Howser! Philbert Daphne and Zeke! you made it!.

Gerald: Come dance with us, and our new student Daphne

Daphne: Hello there.

[Philbert the dog and Zeke land to the dancing floor, characters look at the camera while twisting floor one by one, then Zeke flies to sing]

Zeke: [singing] Whoa Whoa! Sometimes I got A good feeling. yeah! [flies down to the dancing floor] I got a feeling that I never never never had before no no no no I got a good feeling yeah [Snaping fingers] Whoa whoa! Sometimes I get a good feeling. yeah I got a feeling that i never never never never had before no no no no I got a good feeling yeah!

[Sketch opens where The Title card HANDY MANNY VS WOODY WOODPECKER is seen in wood Block]

Woody Woodpecker: Guess who Weeee! [Falls Down] Everybody say I'm stupiid yes siree that's how that's why that's where I chop look I'll knock on wood, [knocking is heard] I will knock on woood, [knocking is heard again] so I'm stupid what what what can I dooo I tell you!

Winnie Woodpecker: WHAT THE [BLEEP]?! Shut up Woody. [Throws an egg at Woody] Don't do it again.

Woody Woodpecker: [Phone is ringing then Woody picks it up then answers] Hello?

Handy Manny: [In Spanish accent] Hola Handy Manny's repair shop. You break it…

Tools: We fix it!.

Handy Manny: This is Manny.

Andy Panda: [Grabs manny's tools and Kicks Mr. Lopart in the ass] I've got your bucket of tools Manny!

Woody Woodpecker: [Kills manny with a gun] So long bastard!

[They leave where they ride with bikes; Camera cuts to the church]

Buzz Buzzard: We all say goodbye to my grandfather, but he truly is in a new place in heaven.

[Woody shoots at buzz and Andy kills the police with a laserstick and the Church audience cheer]

TBA