Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (season 1)

The following is a list of quotes from the first season of the 1969 series, Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!.

Shaggy: I can already taste those chocolate-covered hot dogs.

Velma: Yuck! His stomach must be made of scrap iron.

Shaggy: Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal?

Fred: We're going back to find out what it was.

Shaggy: Swell. I'll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram.

Daphne: How did Scooby do that?

Fred: I guess that's another mystery.

Daphne: [after falling through a trapdoor] Let me out of here! Let me out of here!

[the trapdoor chute opens up releasing her]

Daphne: [rubbing her side] Wow! I wonder how I get out of this creepy inter-sanctum. Well, my intuition tells me...that way.

[the phantom's hand then tries to grab her but misses]

Velma: There's a very logical explanation for all this.

Shaggy: Quick, tell me.

Velma: The place is haunted.

Daphne: You sure picked a spooky day to go boating, Freddie.

Fred: Well, it didn't start out that way. What could've happened?

Velma: It's very simple. When the barometric pressure dropped and the warm offshore air came in contact with an inland cold front we ran into some unnavigable nucleation.

Fred: You're right, Velma. Whatever you said.

Velma: I said we're lost in the fog.

Shaggy: You buzzed?

[After Scooby screeches to stop in the sand sending sand at the gang]

Fred: Hey! If you wanna play in the sand, Scooby, leave us out of it, huh?

Shaggy: -Like, wow! I'm so scared. I wish I had a ham sandwich to calm my nerves.

[a ham sandwich floats down out of nowhere]

Shaggy: Well, what do you know, a ham sandwich! Wouldn't you know, it needs some mustard.

[some mustard floats down]

Shaggy: This is gotta be my imagination, otherwise I'd be scared stiff!

[puts ham sandwich on table next to knight with ax]

Shaggy: Now if my imagination could like... cut it in half?

[The knight's ax swings down and cuts Shaggy's sandwich in half; Shaggy screams and runs away, then comes back and grabs his sandwich]

Shaggy: Yeah, but, how do we know the phantom will ever chase Scooby-Doo? He's a dog.

Fred: Don't worry. We'll soon fix that.

Fred: OK, Shaggy. You work on the combination as I read off the numbers.

Shaggy: OK, but I need a moment to warm up. Now, I must have absolute quiet while I work. [Shaggy starts fiddling with the lock on the safe]

Fred: Oh, Shaggy. Shaggy! I have the combination, just turn the knob to the right.

Shaggy: Well why didn't you say so?!

Shaggy: I've seen enough! Let's go back!

Fred: Not until we walk around the ghost town and see what we can find.

Shaggy: Like I know what we'll find.

Daphne: What?

Shaggy: Ghosts!

Fred: Velma! What are you doing there?

Velma: Hey look! Suitcases!

Daphne: Maybesomeone just moved in.

Shaggy: Then let's move out.

Fred: It sure would help help if we could find another clue.

Shaggy: Uh huh. I found one.

Fred: Groovy! What is it?

Shaggy: Him. [points to ghost]

Shaggy: How about that? All that advice and she didn't even pay us a dime.

Velma: I hope that's the end of the customers for a while.

Shaggy: Zoinks! It's the goony ghost!

Sharon: Uncle Stuart! Why did you do that?

Shaggy: Hey! What's this? [reading the sign] "Scooby-Doo was here." The whole turkey? Gone?

Shaggy: Yeah. Like, you got him. King Kong in a flash.

Fred: Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there.

Shaggy: It was like WEIRDO!

Scooby: Reirdo like!

Sarah: Fiddlesticks. Besides us there is no one else on this island.

Mr. Jenkins: Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you.

Shaggy: Man I tell ya-

Fred: Let it go Shaggy. Sorry to have bothered you, Sir. Let's go gang.

[cut to them outside the house, disappointed they didn't believe their story]

Fred: How did you like that for double talk?

Velma: We can't go home now. We know we didn't imagine all those kooky things that happened.

Daphne: Shaggy, sometimes I think that you'd rather eat a pizza pie than solve a mystery.

Shaggy: Let's vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie [raises hand]

Scooby: [raises a paw] Pizza pie.

Daphne: [after the strange man crashes into the gang's boat] He better look out I don't catch him. I'll make him pay for what he did my hair.

Mr. Jenkins: Sarah! What are you doing here?

Sarah: It was me that caused Charlie to go out of control. I don't think robots should come and work here while children run about to have fun.

Daphne: She's right. Charlie is nice, but kids need humans.

Scooby: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Mr. Jenkins: I never thought about that. I just needed a perfect robot, but don't worry. I'll rebuild him and call him, "Charlie II".

Fred: Do you think that twenty was planned to throw us off?

Daphne: Why?

Fred: To make us think nothing fishy was going on in the theater.

Daphne: And we would never think of going back.

Velma: I get it. But now what do we do?

Fred: We go back.

Velma: He's gone!

Daphne: It must have been our imagination.

Shaggy: Well that was the first time I ever heard mine.

Ghost Clown: [hypnotizing Scooby] Watch the pretty coin of gold, and you will do as you are told. You are brave, and that's a fact. You will do the high wire act.

Ghost Clown: [Hypnotizing Daphne] You will listen for a time, and soon your thoughts shall all be mine. Watch the pretty coin of gold, and you will do as you are told.

[Daphne, now hypnotized, smiles and closes her eyes]

Daphne: [referring to the Mummy of Anka] Wow, he could still scare me, Professor.

The Professor: Don't worry about him, Daphne. Anka is over three thousand years old.

Shaggy: That's funny. He doesn't look a day over two thousand to me.

Shaggy: I'm Tiredsville, and my feet are killing me. Oh, 1, 2, 3, 4 of them. [realizing he is sitting on the lap of the Mummy of Anka] Zoinks! The mummy!

Shaggy: Like, what happened?

Velma: You let the mummy in!

Fred: And Scooby's with him!

Velma: Well, it won't work. That voodoo stuff is just a bunch of phony baloney.

Scooby: Hmm. [Sticks needle into a Shaggy doll]

Shaggy: Yow! I've been voodooed!

Fred: Hold it, shaggy. All you did was back into this fork.

Daphne: You shouldn't believe everything you read.

Witch: No, my pretty?

Shaggy: Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here. [sees a zombie] And look what they're attached to!

Daphne: [when Fred and Velma find her bound and gagged] Boy! Am I glad to see you.

[money bags by a tree where Scooby and Shaggy are hiding]

Witch: "Money money money!"

Zombie: "Ughh"

[Shaggy and Scooby jump out of bags]

Shaggy: Here double-ugly go buy yourself a new face! Ta-ta!

Shaggy: The sea water's boiling. I wonder what ghosts like in their stew, Scoob.

Scooby: Rains?

Shaggy: Chains! Hey yeah, ghosts like chains. And uh, oh yeah. Some ashes from the stove. You know, this could be real good.

Scooby: Reah, reah!

Shaggy: Now, what else?

Scooby: Robrebs?

Shaggy: Cobwebs! Uh huh, delightful. Why didn't I think of that? Wow. Now did we forget anything?

Scooby: Roap.

Shaggy: Soap? I hardly use it myself, but why not?

Shaggy: Scoob, hide the key.

[Scooby throws it out the window. Space kook laughs maniacally]

Shaggy: Scooby, where'd you put the key?

Scooby: Rout ra rindow.

Shaggy: You threw it out the window? We need that key!

[They jump out the window and grab it]

Fred: In a case like this, Shag and Scoob did exactly the right thing. Let's scram!

Cosgood Creeps: I am Cosgood Creeps, my partner Mr. Crawls couldn't make it tonight.

Shaggy: Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job.

Fred: Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a Phantom Shadow.

Shaggy: Like all that's missing is a spooky organ. [creepy organ music starts playing]

Velma: It's not missing anymore!

Velma: It's the Phantom Shadow!

Fred: Only he's not a shadow, he's a green ghost!

Shaggy: Now there's two of them!

Mr. Greenway: Welcome to Wolf's End Lodge. [laughs] We have all the comforts of home!

Shaggy: Yeah? Whose home? Dracula's?

Velma: Maybe if we ring this gong, We'll find out. [Does so]

Fu Lan Chi: Who dares enter the temple of Fu Lan Chi?

Scooby: Yikes!

Creators	Joe Ruby  (1933-2020) · Ken Spears  (1938-2020) · Iwao Takamoto · William Hanna · Joseph Barbera
Characters	Mystery Inc.	Scooby-Doo · Fred Jones · Shaggy Rogers · Daphne Blake · Velma Dinkley
Animated television	(1969-1970) ·  (1972-1973) · The Scooby-Doo Show  (1976) · Scooby and Scrappy-Doo  (1979-1980) · The New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo Show  (1983) · The New Scooby-Doo Mysteries  (1984) · The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo  (1985) ·  (1988-1991) ·  (2002-2006) · Shaggy & Scooby Doo Get a Clue!  (2006-2008) ·  (2010-2013) ·  (2015-2018) ·  (2019-2021)
Live-action films	Theatrical	(2002) · 2: Monsters Unleashed  (2004)
	Television	The Mystery Begins  (2009) · Cruse of the Lake Monster  (2010)
	Direct to video	(2018)
Animated films	Theatrical	(2020)
	Direct to video	Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island  (1998) · Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost  (1999) · Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders  (2000) · Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase  (2001) · Scooby-Doo! and the Legend of the Vampire  (2002) · Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico  (2003) · Scooby-Doo! and the Loch Ness Monster  (2004) · Aloha, Scooby-Doo!  (2004) · Scooby-Doo! in Where's My Mummy?  (2005) · Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy!  (2006) · Chill Out, Scooby-Doo!  (2007) · Scooby-Doo! and the Goblin King  (2008) · Scooby-Doo! and the Samurai Sword  (2009) · Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo  (2010) · Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare  (2010) · Scooby-Doo! Legend of the Phantosaur  (2011) · Scooby-Doo! Music of the Vampire  (2012) · Big Top Scooby-Doo!  (2012) · Scooby-Doo! Mask of the Blue Falcon  (2013) · Scooby-Doo! Adventures: The Mystery Map  (2013) · Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright  (2013) · Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery  (2014) · Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy  (2014) · Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness  (2015) · Scooby-Doo! and Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery  (2015) · Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood  (2016) · Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon  (2016) · Scooby-Doo! Shaggy's Showdown  (2017) · Lego Scooby-Doo! Blowout Beach Bash  (2017) · Scooby-Doo! & Batman: The Brave and the Bold  (2018) · Scooby-Doo! and the Gourmet Ghost  (2018) · Scooby-Doo! and the Curse of the 13th Ghost  (2019) · Scooby-Doo! Return to Zombie Island  (2019) · Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo!  (2020) · Scooby-Doo! The Sword and the Scoob  (2021) · Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog  (2021) · Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!  (2022) · Scooby-Doo! and Krypto, Too!  (2023)
	Television and specials	Scooby Goes Hollywood  (1979) · Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers  (1987) · Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School  (1988) · Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf  (1988)
Video and games	Scooby-Doo! Mystery Mayhem (2003)
Other	Last words in Scooby-Doo media · Looney Tunes: Back in Action  (2003) · Space Jam: A New Legacy  (2021)