Sesame Street (season 3)

Mr. Johnson: Uh, waiter, I'd li-

Grover: Hi, bye, sir!

Mr. Johnson: Waiter I'd like a, uh, uh...uggghhh!

Grover: I would keep a second now. Bye!

Mr. Johnson: [groans and sighs]

Grover: Yes sir. I'm ready now. What can I do for you?

Mr. Johnson: Yes. I'd like a bowl of chicken soup, please?

Grover: Very good choice. You bring anything for you, haven't?

Mr. Johnson: UH...

Grover: Be right back. [to Charlie] One bowl of chicken soup, Charlie!!

Mr. Johnson: That settles it. I don't like it going back to this place. This guy keeps give a hard time every time I come in here. It's not one thing to another.

Grover: Okay, sir. Here we have your delicious, chicken soup.

Mr. Johnson: Yes, uh...WAITER!

Grover: Yes, sir?

Mr. Johnson: Uh, I can't eat the soup!

Grover: You can't eat the soup? Would y- Oh! Of course uh, I can feel it! It is too cold. I will get you another bowl of soup. I'm sorry.

Mr. Johnson: Uh, uh, no! Tha-

[Grover calls Charlie to send Mr. Johnson another bowl of chicken soup while Mr. Johnson groans]

Mr. Johnson: Well, that settles it. From now on, I'm bringing my lunch to work in a paper sack. Every time.

Grover: There you are, sir.

Mr. Johnson: No. I-

Grover: Have a good and hotting meal.

Mr. Johnson: Yes but...WAITER!!

Grover: Oh! I think it is too hot! Let me blow it down for you.

Mr. Johnson: No! [Groans exasperatedly] The problem is, you see, you FORGOT to bring the...

Grover: There, there there. I've forgot the salt didn't I?

Mr. Johnson: No!

Grover: The pepper?

Mr. Johnson: NO!!

Grover: The crackers?

Mr. Johnson: NO NO NOO!!!!

Grover: Well, tell me! WHY DIDN'T YOU EAT THE SOUP, SIR!??

Mr. Johnson: WHY DON'T YOU...TASTE IT!???!

Grover: AAAUUUUGGGHHH!! All right, sir! The customer's always right. I shall taste it. Uh...where's the uh, spoon?

Mr. Johnson: AHA!!!!!!

Grover: Oh! I forgot the spoon! Awwww!

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