SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 15

SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 16 | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run / Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie / Plankton: The Movie | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2, s3, s4) | Specials: SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, The Tidal Zone, Kreepaway Kamp, Snow Yellow, Sandy's Country Christmas, SpongeBob and Patrick's Timeline Twist-Up

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–present) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

SpongeBob: Galloping Garbage!

SpongeBob: [flips a patty in the kitchen, putting it all together on a plate]

Squidward: Huh? [to SpongeBob] Will you cut the pizzazz and finish the order? [grunts]

SpongeBob: [opens a pickle jar, slipping] Whoops! [hits the pickles with his spatula, jumps onto Squidward's head, and leaps into the air, grabbing a rope and catching all the ingredients with a plate; he jumps on Squidward's head again and goes back into the kitchen]

Restaurant manager: [as SpongeBob tosses patties] Time out! [snatches a patty] You're supposed to be cooking high-class cuisine, not fast food.

SpongeBob: [shrugs] Yeah, well, [jumps onto the counter] thanks for the opportunity, but I like it better in the Krusty leagues. [takes off his chef hat and gives it to the restaurant manager] I forfeit. [jumps off the counter]

Restaurant manager: Huh, these kids today. [walks off] No respect for the game.

(Squidward enters at The Krusty Krab.)

Squidward: Hello, Losers!

SpongeBob: (his head Turns Around) His, Squidward!

Mr. Krabs; (While putting his money on a Cash register) What's with all thr joy, Mr. Squidward?

Squidward: I'm a paid Musician Now!

Mr. Krabs: You? Musician? Paid?! (Starts laughing)

Squidward; Laugh all you Want, but it's True. I don't need This miniwage Prison anymore! I quit! (Leaves in a Huff)

Mr. Krabs: (Continues laughing)

(SpongeBob and Patrick, with Space alien hats, start to Celebrate.)

Both; Yeah! Cool!

(Enter Squidward with a Space alien mask and a nightshirt)

Squidward: Greetings, Earthlings.

SpongeBob: (Stammering) A r - r - r - real Space alien! Greetings, sir.

Squidward; (Laughs and takes off the mask) It's me, you tin - foiled twins! It Was all me! Space aliens don't exist! Get it?!

SpongeBob: Thank you, Squidward. (He and Patrick take off their hats) We can See Now how Silly we really were.

SpongeBob: Ah! [He jumps on a stop sign and uses it as a surfboard, riding the wave of water. Sunglasses fly onto his face.] SpongeBob: Ha ha! [The water washes on Squidward, who is walking up to the Krusty Krab. He spins around and the stop sign hits him on the head. SpongeBob lowers his shades.] SpongeBob: [waving] Good morning, Squidward! Squidward: [grumbles, wipes his face, wrings his tentacles out] And why are you so peppy this morning? SpongeBob: [smiles] Because today is my [pops his sunglasses off and his hat on] lucky day, thanks to my [shows his tie clip to Squidward] lucky tie clip. Squidward: Don't you wear that tie clip every day? SpongeBob: Uh-huh. Every day is my lucky day! [flowers bloom around him, a rainbow appears, the Sun comes up] Sun: [baby giggling] Squidward: Pfft, luck isn't real. [points to his own head] It's all in your head. SpongeBob: [gets on Squidward's back] Squidward, it's unlucky not to believe in luck. [gets down] Squidward: Hmph. [walks away, Mr. Krabs hits him with the door] Mr. Krabs: Sorry, Mr. Squidward. Didn't see you there. Squidward: [grumbling]

Spongebob: Ooh, you got him, Patrick! Patrick: You're mine now, jelly! Jellyfish: [buzzes and flinches] Patrick: [falls asleep, snoring]

Incidental 85: Make mine extra mushy.

Mrs. Puff: [waves fins] Settle down, class. I'm elated to announce that today we have a new driving student with us. [gestures inside with her fin] Come in and introduce yourself. Greenlight: [enters] Thank you so much for this opportunity. Acceleration T. Greenlight's the name, and teaching driving is my game. Mrs. Puff: What?

Squidward: [After Squidward sees the Weenie Nut Jr. manager commercial] A manager? That's for me! [takes his hat on the old lady and they dance gleefully before he leaves] So long, Krusty Krab!

Old lady: [waving] So long.

Squidward: [reading] "The belly of inspiration lies in the midst of your gut." [sighs, shuts book] Welp, I better return this wonderful book to the library before it's due. [Squidward walks outside and sees SpongeBob smiling at him. He yells and trips, dropping the book. When he gets off the ground, the book is smashed into his mouth and opens when he talks.]

Squidward: I told you, I didn't see a thing. Male cop: Not to worry, Mr. Tentacles. If you do remember anything, we can put you into witness protection. Of course, we'll have to move you to a new town, change your name, and give you a new job. Squidward: Look, officer, I'm not talking. Male cop: Unfortunately, you'll never see your friends or neighbors again.

Man: [on the other line] What size do you need? Sandy: Size? Size? Squirrel medium. Man: We're out of size medium. Sandy: Uh-huh. Man: I'll have to special order it. Sandy: Uh-huh. Man: It's gonna take six to eight weeks to get it.

SpongeBob: Gary! Let me out, boy! Be a good snail! [Gary passes a flight attendant and the plane takes off.] French Narrator: [narrating time card] Two weeks later... [Gary and SpongeBob re-enter the house. Gary is wearing a lei and has a coconut drink on his shell. SpongeBob is wearing a straw hat, lei, Hawaiian shirt, and sandals while folding his arms.] Gary: [meows] SpongeBob: Okay, okay, I'll admit it. I feel rejuvenated. Hmph! [Bubble transition to Gary playing Chess with himself. He see SpongeBob, who is holding an envelope.] SpongeBob: Look, Gary! This letter came for you! [opens it] It's an invitation to a [shows invitation] big party at Snail Fail's house! He is the most famous snail in town, and you're his VIP! [the "VIP" part peels off] Oh? [nervous laugh, sticks it back on] Gary: [angry meow]

SpongeBob: Saved! Oh, Gary, I'm saved! Gary: [still snoring and meowing] Blue cop: [as police radio chatter is heard] Uh, what was that address again? Orange cop: [looks at his notepad as the boat breaks through a stop sign] Oh, it's... Both: Squidward!

Jeffy: Ohh, come on, Squidward. Join in. It's just harmless fun. SpongeBob: [now with a joy buzzer] Yeah, harmless fun. Put her there, Patrick. Patrick: [puts his hand out for SpongeBob and gets electrocuted, then puts out his hand again with a joy buzzer] SpongeBob: [puts out his hand and gets electrocuted; they high-five but both get electrocuted] SpongeBob and Patrick: [laugh] Squidward: No. [walks away] Jeffy: [puts both of his tentacles out with joy buzzers] Here, let me help you two up. [SpongeBob and Patrick get electrocuted, then they all laugh] Squidward: [closes the bedroom curtains] Well, today was a wash. Guess I'll try again tomorrow. I just need to sleep for... [winds his alarm clock] 23 1/2 hours. [tries to go to sleep, but a fart sound comes out from a whoopee cushion below his bed]

Plankton: Come on, you dolt! Eat me! SpongeBob: [picks him up] Oh, this pink candy looks so delicious! Plankton: Yes! Yes! SpongeBob: [hands it to Gary] That I saved it just for you, Gary! [throws Plankton into Gary's mouth] Plankton: [screams] Gary: [teeth spin like a garbage disposal] [Fade to black. Fade back in to SpongeBob's house, with a trash can outside. SpongeBob, carrying a scooper, takes out a litter bag and puts it on top.] Plankton: [nervous whimpering, leaves trash can] I have to get inside that mouth breather's mouth. [shrugs] Maybe disguise myself as a door-to-door dentist. [waves hand dismissively] No, that's not a thing. [SpongeBob steps on Plankton.] Plankton: Ow! SpongeBob: Ew! I stepped in some old gum. [glances around, peels Plankton off] Plankton: [groaning, screams as SpongeBob throws him into his mouth and chews him] SpongeBob: [blows a bubble, which pops] Plankton: [groaning] [SpongeBob chews Plankton, making him scream.] Plankton: And now I just have to glue myself to his hideous tongue. [stands up, takes out glue bottle and struggles to open it] Come on! [SpongeBob bites the glue, gluing Plankton to his tongue] Oh... Yes! [laughs] [SpongeBob walks along, with his Krusty Krab hat on. He takes a book out of his pocket.]

SpongeBob: Wake up, Gary! [checks watch] It's time for [shows his watch, which has Perch's hands pointing to 12 and a "BBN" sign] Bikini Bottom News [dings] with Perch Perkins. [SpongeBob switches the channel from The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show to static, then BBTV.] SpongeBob: [sees Gary upside-down] Oh, good thinking, Gary. [hops on his head] The news can be pretty topsy-turvy. Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Gary! [pops out of the bottom window] Gary! [pops out of the top window] Gary! [pops out of the side pipe] Gary! Gary: [off-screen] Meow. SpongeBob: [appears three times in all locations] Gary? [exits through the front door] Where are you, Gare Bear? Gary: [off-screen] Meow. [SpongeBob runs off-screen to see him stuck in a tree] Meow. SpongeBob: Gary! [runs into the tree and falls over] Gary, how did you get up there, you silly snail? [gestures with his hands] Come on, jump, jumpity, jump, jump, jump. Gary: [afraid] Meow. SpongeBob: Huh. [sees a red box on the tree, reading the text] "In case of pet in tree, pull down." All right. [pulls the lever, causing a fire boat to appear] Larry: [jumps out of the boat] Did someone call the fire department? [dramatic shot]

Karen: Awww! Don't be embarrassed! It's just your baby pictures! [happily gushes as she looks at them] You were adorable! [Plankton knows looking adorable is not a good sign when you are trying to be a ruthless villain.] Plankton: I was never adorable! These photos have gotta go! [He pulls out a blow torch and welder's mask, preparing to burn it, but SpongeBob pulls the book back, causing Plankton to lose his footing and fall off the book and onto the table. Karen looks at it, still giggling.] SpongeBob: You were such a cute baby! Oh, I can't stand it! [Plankton has had enough.] Plankton: [snatching the book from Karen and SpongeBob] Yoink! [Both their faces fall, sad their fun is over.] SpongeBob: [depressed] Awww... Karen: [giving Plankton a thumbs down] Boo! [Plankton rushes back towards his kitchen with the book in hand. He desperately tries to save his dignity.] Plankton: I'm not cute and adorable! I'm horrifying and evil! [As Plankton speaks, he tries to look tough in an extreme closeup, but he only ends up looking like his baby self.] Plankton: Hmph!

Squidward: [runs away screaming down a hallway of SpongeBob paintings] SpongeBob paintings: [turn sentient and chase Squidward on their legs, laughing] Squidward: Huh? [notices an exit guarded by two knight statues] The way out! [gets stopped by the guards raising their axes] SpongeBob guards: [their heads emerge from the statues] Paint the muse. Paint the muse! SpongeBob paintings: Yes, Squidward. Paint me! Forever and ever and ever and ever! [all laughing] Squidward: [takes one of the knights' axes] Oh, I'll paint you. I'll paint you into oblivion! [laughs crazily as he slashes the laughing paintings apart with his ax; smashes several paintings] Here I go, a painting, a painting, a painting! [cut to the outside of his house, where it gets further damaged and cracked as Squidward smashes the paintings] Here I go, a painting, all the ding-dong day! Peggy: [backs up a truck full of large bags of money] Time to make Squidward rich, and me richer!

Mr. Krabs: [pokes the glass from the TV out] You're in luck, my slovenly friend! While you sit there, wallowing in your filth, you can let the Krusty Krab make and deliver your meal for you! If your food isn't in your hands in 10 minutes or less, it's f-f-fr... SpongeBob: Psst, the line is "free." Mr. Krabs: Yeah, what he said. [SpongeBob gives the food to Sandals, who tries to grab it. He eats it.] Sandals: Thank you, Krusty Krab! SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: You're welcome! Mr. Krabs: Where's me money?

Mr. Krabs: Get away from me money! Pearl: [stomps into the room] Daddy! Daddy! [Mr. Krabs sips his drink] I finally figured out what you can get me for my birthday next week! I found the perfect boat for you to buy me. [Mr. Krabs tenses up and chokes his straw.] Mr. Krabs: Boooat? I never said I'd buy you a birthday boat! [Pearl holds out a tape recorder.] Mr. Krabs: [in the recording] Pearl! If ya stop playing that earsplitting music, I'll buy ya a new boat for your birthday! ...You're not recording me are ya? [Pearl stops the tape recorder] Pearl: [shoves poster of a boat in Mr. Krabs' face] It's the only boat for me and it's only ten thousand clams! [the color drains from Mr. Krabs' face] T-t-t-t-ten [neck snaps] t-t-t-thousand? [his pupils turn to dollar signs] Pearl: [starts cheering] Gonna get a new boat! I'm not bratty! A birthday boat from my daddy! [Pearl hugs Mr. Krabs and jumps up and down with him] Mr. Krabs: [whining] Me and my big mouth. [Bubble transition to a shot of a shiny new boat.] Mr. Krabs: There it is SpongeBob! Me daughter's birthday boat! SpongeBob: I love it! Mr. Krabs: Not the brochure. [SpongeBob pulls the brochure away from the camera, revealing a broken down boat]

Plankton: Oh, no, no. Of course not. [flashes to coffeemaker filled with chum] [Squidward takes off his hat, revealing himself.] Plankton: Squidward? What are you doing here? Spyin' for Krabs? Squidward: Do you really think I'm here to steal your secret chum formula? Plankton: Good point. Then why are you here? Squidward: [takes out a typewriter and puts it on the table] I needed a nice, quiet place that's completely devoid of life- [shot of empty Chum Bucket] -to finish writing my stage play. Plankton: A play, huh? What's it about? Squidward: It tells a story of a handsome and talented artist, [imagination scene where Squidward is locked in a dungeon] who struggles against his evil employer, an angry, uncouth crab named... Mr. Snippers. [Squidward snaps his hands like claws.] Squidward: I have the beginning worked out, but I just can't figure out the ending. Plankton: What a coincidence! I happen to be writing a play too. [imagination scene where Plankton is a vendor at a chum shop] It's about a big angry crab- [the crab stomps on the shop, destroying it] -who torments the nice, innocent shopkeeper. [Plankton snaps his hands like claws.] Plankton: But I only have the ending. [The dust from both of their scripts causes them to sneeze. The papers fly up into the air, then fall and stack perfectly together to form a complete script.] Squidward: It's beautiful. This is destiny! We must put on our play, together! Plankton: Luckily, I've already built a stage.

[The episode starts with a pan to Bikini Bottom.]

French Narrator: Ah, the ocean. So bustling with aquatic life. So wet. [Sandy approaches from the distance] Ooh! Here comes one of the most elusive of sea creatures now: the squirrel.

[SpongeBob is blowing with the gum wrapper from "The Paper"]

Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob. Uh, could you give me some feedback on this scientific paper I'm writing?

SpongeBob: I loved to, Sandy.

Sandy: The ocean is permitted with a multitude of aquatic life. From the amaties, hespect terrorist, to the astrodua and the perifera, though the differences are ostensible, there is a plethora of similarities. SpongeBob? Are you alright?

SpongeBob: [shivering] Your science paper... so cold. So d-d-didactic.

Sandy: Gosh, you reckon it's too heavy on the technical side?

Plankton: That secret formula safe is pretty durable. Maybe dynamite was the wrong choice. [falls to the ground and walks away groaning] [SpongeBob sprays Squidward with a fire extinguisher.] Mr. Krabs: [sighs] Crew, I need to get away from Plankton for a while. I could really use a vacation. A nice, sea cruise. SpongeBob: Ooh! [drops the fire extinguisher on Squidward and runs to get a sailor hat] A cruise! The shuffleboard! The buff- [burps] -et! The sea sickness... Ooh! We can- Mr. Krabs: [pinches SpongeBob's mouth shut] Not we, me. [puts the Krusty Krew hat back on SpongeBob] Alone. Cabin for one. Mr. Squidward, rebuild the restaurant! [tosses a hammer to Squidward which lands on his head] SpongeBob: What should I do? Mr. Krabs: Wish me bon voyag-ie.

Bubble Bass: It can be both. Squidina: Nope. It confuses the premise. SpongeBob: I'm with Squidina. [holds up a comic of the old Captain Quasar] Original Quasar, yay! [holds up a comic of the new Captain Quasar] Reboot, Quasar, nay. [tosses the comic aside] Patrick: [holds out a cardboard cutout of the new Pat-Tron] I like the new one! The robot is so handsome. Squidina: Fine. You guys can have your club. We're gonna start our own, [brings SpongeBob close] to celebrate the original series! Come on, SpongeBob. [carries him out of the room like a briefcase, then exit the store]