Stephen Gosson

Stephen Gosson (April 1554 – 13 February 1624) was an English satirist.

Quotes

  • He is forced to go whom the devil drives.
    • The Ephemerides of Phialo (1579) p. 2
  • Pleasure is a sweet tickling of sense, with a present joy.
    • The Ephemerides of Phialo (1579) p. 66

The Schoole of Abuse (1579)

  • After-wittes are ever best.
    • "To the Reader"
  • Poets are the whetstones of wit.
    • Par. 3
  • The Syrens song is the Saylers wrack.
    • Par. 3
  • The Harpies have Virgins faces, and vultures Talentes.
    • Par. 3
  • Hyena speakes like a friend, and devoures like a Foe.
    • Par. 3
  • The Woolf jettes in Weathers felles.
    • Par. 3
  • He that readeth good writers, and pickes out their flowers for his owne nose, is lyke a foole.
    • "Loyterers"
  • A bad excuse is better, they say, than none at all.
    • "Players compared to Lucinius"
  • He that goes to sea, must smel of the ship; and he that sayles into Poets wil savour of Pitch.
    • "Qualities allowed in women"
  • The same water that drives the mill, decayeth it.
    • "Dicers and Carders"

Translations

  • Cedant arma togæ, concedat laurea linguæ.
    • Let gunns to gouns, and bucklers yeeld to bookes.
      • "Souldiers" (Tully, [De Officiis, bk. 1, sec. 77])