Summer Camp Island (season 1)
The following is a list of quotes from the first season of Summer Camp Island.
The First Day [1.01]
Monster Babies [1.02]
- Alice: I made that monster so cute, it only took three seconds to do. If I could turn a whole herd of monsters into babies, then the world would be 52% cuter and eight shakes of a lamb's tail.
- Susie: I hear you doing maths. You're rubbish at maths.
Chocolate Money Badgers [1.03]
- Oscar: Susie! Susie!
- Susie: What are you doing here?
- Oscar: We want our extra chocolate pudding. [shows her the badges]
- Susie: Oh no. [bites the "You know about the badges" badge and bends it downward] It's legit.
- Betsy: Then you have to give them the dessert, Susie. That's the rules.
- Susie: You know sometimes I really hate you, Betsy.
- Betsy: [gives Oscar the pudding] Here you go, Oscar.
- Oscar: Thanks, Betsy!
- Susie: I was going to eat that for dinner.
- Oscar: And we'll be back tomorrow for the scalp massage!
Saxophone Come Home [1.04]
Pajamas Pajimjams [1.05]
Oscar & Hedgehog's Melody [1.06]
Feeling Spacey [1.07]
Ghost the Boy [1.08]
Computer Vampire [1.09]
The Basketball Liaries [1.10]
Popular Banana Split [1.11]
Time Traveling Quick Pants [1.12]
It's My Party [1.13]
Moon Problems [1.14]
Monster Visit [1.15]
Ice Cream Headache [1.16]
Pepper's Blanket Is Missing [1.17]
Hedgehog Werewolf [1.18]
Mr. Softball [1.19]
Fuzzy Pink Time Babies [1.20]
Cosmic Bupkiss [1.21]
Radio Silence [1.22]
Director's Cut [1.23]
The Haunted Campfire [1.24]
I Heart Heartforde [1.25]
Space Invasion [1.26]
Mom Soon [1.27]
- Susie: What were you rainy babies thinking? Skadi and her mom control the weather, and every time they see each other, Skadi freaks out and causes a mom soon!
- Hedgehog: We had no idea. We were just trying to help. [gets cut off by the rising fluids]
- Susie: Well, you didn't help. [imitates gargling] Now, go make her stop crying before we drown in her fluids!
Sneeze Guard [1.28]
Susie's Fantastical Scavenger Hunt [1.29]
Mop Forever [1.30]
Pajamas Party [1.31]
The Soundhouse [1.32]
Puff Paint [1.33]
Susie Appreciation Day [1.34]
Campers Above the Bed [1.35]
Monster under the bed: I stole it because I wanted to know what you thought of me, but you only had one brief mention; that I seemed weird.
Hedgehog: Man, I'm sorry. I guess I forgive you. But, maybe from now on only I get to decide what goes under the bed.
Monster under the bed: Deal.(shakes hands with hedgehog)
Oscar: Can I go under the bed?
Hedgehog: No.
Midnight Quittance [1.3]
The Great Elf Invention Convention [1.37]
Twelve Angry Hedgehogs [1.38]
Spell Crushers [1.39]
The Library [1.40]
- Hedgehog: What word are you trying to look up, exactly?
- Stuart: I'm not looking for a word. This is a highly esteemed piece of literature, but the language is very old, dense, and boring, so it's gonna take a while. It's called doing the work. I'm an intellectual.
- Hedgehog: It's a dictionary, not a novel, Stuart. You're not supposed to read it that way!
- Margot: Second warning, Hedgehog. Keep it down.
- Hedgehog: Sorry.
- Stuart: Oh, great. You lost my place. Now I gotta start all over. Unlucky day for you. Guess you can't get everything you want right when you want it, huh?