The Neighborhood (TV series)

The Neighborhood (2018–2026) is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS.

[first lines]

Calvin Butler: Hey Grover, we're almost there. Check out our new neighborhood.

Calvin Butler: There's no such thins as a good plumber. I mean, for real.

Tina Butler: Judging from the smile on his face, he liked it.

Gemma Johnson: OK, look at this place. I'm so sick of living in all this mess.

Tina Butler: Oh don't worry, they'll fix the pipe, you'll unpack, and before you know it you'll be enjoying your beautiful home.

Calvin: Hey, Dave.

Dave: Hey, Calvin. I didn't see you there.

Calvin: Hey, so I, uh heard Grover got into a fight at school yesterday.

Dave: Yeah, apparently, this kid Justin has been bullying him. Pushing him, making fun of his clothes, which make no sense, because I spent a lot of time picking them out.

Calvin: Oh, wow. That's... that's rough, man. So, where are you taking him to celebrate?

Dave: What? Celebrate?

Calvin: Yeah, he's one and oh! That's how Tyson got started. The kid's lucky he didn't bite his ear off.

Gemma: Oh, my God, what happened?

Dave: Justin's dad got a little heated, and he punched me.

Gemma: What? Are you okay?

Dave: Yeah, I'm -I'm fine.

Gemma: I can't believe he beat you up.

Grover: No, Mom he didn't! Dad totally kick his butt! It was awesome!

Gemma: Is that true?

Dave: It wasn't what I wanted. But it was pretty awesome.

Gemma: Oh, my god.

Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo.

Gemma: Hey, sis.

Brittany: If you're here because something is missing from your house, it wasn't me this time. I stole the bracelet from you years ago. So what do you want?

Gemma: I came to apologize. I said some pretty terrible things to you that I wish I could take back. But you gonna understand, I was really embarrassed.

Brittany: Well, I'm sorry I embarrass you. What do I need to do to get your approval? Be a doctor? A lawyer? Just tell me, because I know a guy, and I can get a license tomorrow.

Gemma: You don't need my approval.

Brittany: I know I don't need it. But it doesn't mean I don't want it. Gemma you're my big sister. I look up to you.

Gemma: I'm sorry. Instead of supporting you, I got caught up in my own feelings when I should've been thinking about yours.

Brittany: It's okay.

Gemma: No, it isn't. You doing it something with you life, and you're really good at it. And I am really proud to be your big sister.

Brittany: You really mean it?

Gemma: Absolutely. And if I ever say anything that makes you feel any different, just slap one of your leather muzzles on me.

Brittany: Thanks, Gem, that mean the world.

[Brittany hugs Gemma.]

Brittany: And I'm really sorry I made you look bad in front of all those people from work.

Gemma: Actually, you didn't.

Brittany: What is this?

Gemma: A list of orders. Turns out I work with a bunch of freaks.

Gemma: Oh! He's African American!

Tina: That ain't happening.

Calvin: Oh.

Marty: Okay.

Calvin: Wait.

Dave: The Wiggles.

Grover: Nada.

Tina: Welcome to the neighborhood, Daphne.

Calvin: What's that beeping noise?

Gemma: It's an alert. It says "Take pills".

Tina: Wait. Daddy, you have pills that you're supposed to take?

Dave: That's a skittle.

Calvin: Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Dave.

Dave: Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Calvin.

Courtney: Good morning, Miss Tina.

Tina: Hey.

Courtney: I'm just here to get Daphne's toys from last night.

Tina: Okay.

Courtney: Beautiful day, huh?

Tina: It's 50 degrees in overcast. That's earthquake weather.

• Cedric the Entertainer - Calvin Butler
• Max Greenfield - Dave Johnson
• Tichina Arnold - Tina Butler
• Beth Behrs - Gemma Johnson
• Sheaun McKinney - Malcolm Butler
• Marcel Spears - Marty Butler
• Hank Greenspan - Grover Johnson
• Skye Townsend - Courtney (seasons 7–present)

• The Neighborhood quotes at the Internet Movie Database