Russian
Etymology
Literally, “I have paws”. Attested circa 2017. Popularized by internet memes about cats who are unable to do a human task due to lack of hands.
Pronunciation
- IPA(key): [ʊ‿mʲɪˈnʲa ˈɫapkʲɪ]
Phrase
у меня́ ла́пки • (u menjá lápki)
- (Internet slang, humorous) I don't have hands (used as a nonsensical excuse or explanation for why one cannot do something)