Slowjamastani
English
Etymology
From Slowjamastan + -i.
Adjective
Slowjamastani (comparative more Slowjamastani, superlative most Slowjamastani)
- Of or related to Slowjamastan.
- 2025 February 1, Noah Goldberg, “He runs a desert micro-nation by the Salton Sea. Population Zero.”, in Los Angeles Times[1], archived from the original on 1 February 2025:
- The burglary was, hand to God, a real burglary, not a Slowjamastani stunt for attention, the Sultan says. And he’s not laughing about it.
Noun
Slowjamastani (plural Slowjamastanis)
- A citizen or inhabitant of Slowjamastan.
- 2023 June 14, Adriana Diaz, “I’ve already been to every country on Earth — so I founded Slowjamastan”, in New York Post[2]:
- The micronation of Slowjamastan has its own passports, flag, currency (“the duble”), national anthem, time zone (Slowjamastan Standard Time), national animal (the Slowjamastan raccoon),12 states — including the capital of Dublândia — and more than 5,000 registered Slowjamastanis in their census (none of whom live in Slowjamastan).
- 2024 November 6, Harvey Schmidlap, “BREAKING: The Sultan Wins Big in Slowjamastan Blowout Election…”, in Republic of Slowjamastan[3]:
- To much fanfare, Slowjamastanis may now legally own miniature giraffes and pygmy elephants, provided they obtain an exotic pet license.
- 2025 January 12, Mark Corona, “Vandalism in Slowjamastan: Where Was Chief Porder Batrol Agent Mark Corona?”, in Porder Batrol[4]:
- Fellow Slowjamastanis, the unthinkable has happened. On December 14, 2024, our beloved nation fell victim to an act of vandalism, leaving the community in shock.