sneed

• IPA^(key): /ˈsniːd/

From the 1999 Simpsons episode "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)", featuring a farming supply store, "Sneed's Feed & Seed", from the English surname Sneed; the joke is that the sign says the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying it formerly rhymed with Chuck instead ("Chuck's Fuck and Suck"). The sign became a meme on the image board 4chan around 2012. It came to be used as a substitute for seethe (e.g. in the phrase "cope and seethe" → "cope and sneed").

sneed (third-person singular simple present sneeds, present participle sneeding, simple past and past participle sneeded)

1. (Internet slang) To seethe; to become extremely frustrated and agitated.
   • 2022 May 3, “Pollack tells a woman to "Cope and seethe" and an abortion rights protest.”, in Reddit‎^[1], r/ActualPublicFreakouts:

     If it was a real /pol/ poster, he'd tell her to cope and sneed.

   • 2021 May 3, u/Zero5urvivers, “CIA's job ad for zoomers”, in Reddit‎^[2], r/Drama:

     Its an ad made to get woke libs to cheer #girlbosses whacking democratically elected third world socialists and rightoids are sneeding. Amazing.

   • 2021 May 15, u/Homofascism, “Close down the sub again. It's just idiotic burger rightoids sneeding about mayocide now”, in Reddit‎^[3], r/Drama:

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2. (Internet slang) To laugh; to find something amusing or funny, especially at someone's expense.

sneed

1. simple past and past participle of snee

• Denes, Edens, denes, dense, edens, needs, sende

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sneed

1. singular past indicative of snijden

• Deens, snede

From Old Frisian *snēd, from Proto-Germanic *snaidō.

• IPA^(key): /sneːt/

sneed c (plural sneden, diminutive sneedsje)

1. cut
2. slice

• “sneed”, in Wurdboek fan de Fryske taal (in Dutch), 2011