turdmuffin

Shitgibbon compound of turd +‎ muffin.

• IPA^(key): /ˈtɜː(ɹ)dˌmʌfɪn/

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turdmuffin (plural turdmuffins)

1. (slang, vulgar, humorous) An obnoxious or contemptible person.
   • 1997 January 12, ICEKNIFE, “madman heretics rewrite the entire history of earth”, in alt.art.virtual-beret‎^[1] (Usenet), retrieved 14 June 2022:

     yoo turdmuffin! thats' a damn URL, not all the cool and fluffy zany wacky peppy madcap insanity and thunderously ebulant and frolicsome festivity you PROMISED in yer DAMN LYIN' ASS SUBJECT HEADER!

   • 2003 July 30, Mizzyandrea, “What Unborn Children Look Like”, in alt.abortion‎^[2] (Usenet), retrieved 14 June 2022:

     That's what dickless little turd muffins say when it's clear that they have lost the argument.......it's VERY clear since abortion is legal and destined to remain so.

   • 2004 July 19, Demetrius XXIV and the Gladiatores, “Plastic wrap injures motorcyclist”, in rec.motorcycles‎^[3] (Usenet), retrieved 14 June 2022:

     You could also add that seat belts, baby seats, and helmets are worthless if you're a totally incompetent turdmuffin that is a danger to yourself and others.

   • 2005 December 6, Daedalus, “Kimberly Barnard - Coward of the County Re: Re posted so AUK gets it. BASTARDS”, in alt.snuh‎^[4] (Usenet), retrieved 14 June 2022:

     Is that someone else you are stalking, turdmuffin?

   • 2021, T.K. Eldridge, Sid & Sin Collection - Book Two‎^[5]:

     The trick was going to be getting that little turdmuffin Orion to do what we asked.