two-hand touch

two-hand touch (uncountable)

1. A form of touch football in which players are "tackled" by being touched with both hands simultaneously.
2. (figurative) A mode of interaction that keeps physical intimacy to a minimum.
   • 1999, “The Bad Touch” (track 10), in Hooray for Boobies, performed by Bloodhound Gang:

     You've had enough of two-hand touch
     You want it rough you're out of bounds

• wood nuthatch