wife's best friend

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wife's best friend

1. (slang) The penis.
   • 1983, Graham ChapmanJohn CleeseTerry Gilliamet al., Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, 01:01:39-01:01:43:

     Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy, or your cock.

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