Okay, so this question has been asked and answered many times, yet I still can't produce a working solution.
I'd like to vertically align to the middle arbitrary elements in a DIV. So, the linked-to tutorial in the above question says:
Specify the parent container as position:relative or position:absolute. Specify a fixed height on the child container. Set position:absolute and top:50% on the child container to move the top down to the middle of the parent. Set margin-top:-yy where yy is half the height of the child container to offset the item up.An example of this in code:
<style type="text/css">
    #myoutercontainer { position:relative }
    #myinnercontainer { position:absolute; top:50%; height:10em; margin-top:-5em }
</style>
...
<div id="myoutercontainer">
    <div id="myinnercontainer">
        <p>Hey look! I'm vertically centered!</p>
        <p>How sweet is this?!</p>
    </div>
</div>
Except contrary to what the screenshot on the tutorial shows, this doesn't work. The only thing I changed was to add a border around the outer DIV, so you can see the vertical alignment.
All this does is produce a zero-height DIV which renders like a straight line. If you add a height to the outer DIV, you can see the inner content, but it doesn't actually vertically align the content. So, why doesn't this example work?
 
     
     
    