Update: Thank you all for attempting to help me solve this bug. I am still unsure as to the cause, I was able to roll back to a previous commit and continue development from there. This previous commit did show the same bug, however after I commented out  button.performClick() it went away. Strangely, this does not work on the most recent commit. 
I still do not understand this bug and would appreciate any more assistance in helping determine the root cause. My greatest fear would be to inadvertently re-introduce it.
I have the most crazy error I have ever seen.
The OnCreate method is being called over and over again, freezing my application and giving me a slight flicker. The only solution is then to exit to the home screen and force quit the application from the settings menu.
Here is what is happening in detail:
- Application starts (Main Activity)
- Main Activity calls the Second Activity
- Second Activity calls onCreate, sets up as normal
- Second Activity randomly decides to exit onCreate <-- I think this what's happening
- Second Activity's onCreate gets called again. It doesn't ever return to the Main Activity.
I have run a debugger, it appears that the second activity successfully completes the onComplete/onResume sequence, then decides to exit and restart.
Has anybody ever heard of this behavior before?
I haven't noticed any exceptions being thrown. Also, in the course of debugging, I did go ahead and check those locations that you see as silent fail. (this is the older code before I littered it with print statements)
UPDATE: When attempting to stop the process, I must turn on airplane mode. This means it has something to do with this code block (Second Activity)
else if (Network.haveNetworkConnection(Login.getContext()) && Login.checkClientId())
        {...}
With no internet, it will hit the else statement and does not display this behavior.
CODE:
onResume() of the Main Activity, where I call the Second Activity:
    @Override
    public void onResume()
    {
        super.onResume();
        //Check If logged in, else go to login page
        Login.setContext(getApplicationContext());
        //Reset Notification Number
        GCMIntentService.cancelNotifications();
        /** GO TO LOGIN **/
        if(!Login.isLoggedIn())
        {
            //If user is not logged in, open login page
            System.out.println("RESUMING MAIN AND STARTING LOGIN INTENT");
            Intent intent = new Intent(ActivityMain.this, ActivityLogin.class);
            intent.setFlags(Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_CLEAR_TASK|Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_NEW_TASK);
            startActivity(intent);
        } else
        {
            Login.setupStuffOnce();
            Event.pullEvents(); //Get New Events
            //Update ListView
            updateMainFeed();
        }
    }
This is the Second Activity:
public class ActivityLogin extends Activity
{
    private String postData;
    //private Context c;
    //final Timer timer = new Timer();
    //Facebook Stuff
    private Facebook facebook = new Facebook(Config.FBAPPID);
    private AsyncFacebookRunner mAsyncRunner = new AsyncFacebookRunner(facebook);
    //Layout Stuff
    EditText username, password;
    Button loginButton, signupButton;
    @Override
    public void onCreate(Bundle savedInstanceState)
    {
        super.onCreate(savedInstanceState);
        // Open Database
        Login.setContext(getApplicationContext());
        Database.open(getApplicationContext());
    }
    /*
     * @Override public void onPause() { s }
     */
    @Override
    public void onResume()
    {
        super.onResume();
        // shouldn't put here but oh well
        init();
        //If coming from ActivitySignup
        if(Transfer.username != null)
        {
            username.setText(Transfer.username);
            password.setText(Transfer.password);
            Transfer.password = null;
            Transfer.username = null;
            loginButton.performClick();
        }
    }
    public void init()
    {
        Login.getUserLoggedIn();
        if (Login.isLoggedIn())
        {
            //Do Any Additional Setup
            Login.setupStuffOnce();
            // If user is logged in, open main
            Intent intent = new Intent(ActivityLogin.this, ActivityMain.class);
            //intent.setFlags(Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_CLEAR_TASK | Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_NEW_TASK);
            startActivity(intent);
        } else if (Network.haveNetworkConnection(Login.getContext()) && Login.checkClientId())
        {
            // Else, Make User Login
            // Inflate Login and Present Website
            String clientid = Login.getClientId();
            System.out.println("clientid:" + clientid);
            //System.exit(0);
            postData =  "mobile=1&client_id="+Login.getClientId();
            // Inflate the view
            setContentView(R.layout.activitylogin3);
            username = (EditText) findViewById(R.id.username);
            password = (EditText) findViewById(R.id.password);
            //Inflate the Button
            loginButton = (Button) findViewById(R.id.loginButton);
            signupButton = (Button) findViewById(R.id.signupButton);
            signupButton.setOnClickListener(new View.OnClickListener()
            {
                @Override
                public void onClick(View v)
                {
                    Intent intent = new Intent(ActivityLogin.this, ActivitySignup.class);
                    intent.setFlags(Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_CLEAR_TOP|Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_SINGLE_TOP);
                    startActivity(intent);
                }
            });
            loginButton.setOnClickListener(new View.OnClickListener() {
                  public void onClick(View view) {
                     int res = Login.sendLogin(username.getText().toString(), password.getText().toString());
                     if(res == 202)
                     {
                         //Login Successful
                         //Check if facebooked.
                         if(Login.isFacebooked())
                         {
                             //Just go to main
                             Intent intent = new Intent(ActivityLogin.this, ActivityMain.class);
                             //Are these flags necessary?
                             //intent.setFlags(Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_CLEAR_TASK | Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_NEW_TASK);
                             startActivity(intent);
                         } else
                         {
                             //Go to facebook login page
                             //Intent intent = new Intent(ActivityLogin.this, ActivityFBLogin.class);
                             //startActivity(intent);
                             //Login via Facebook
                             doFacebook();
                         }
                     } else
                     {
                         System.out.println("Login Failed: "+res);
                         if(res == 405)
                         {
                             Toast.makeText(getApplicationContext(), "Incorrect Username/Password", Toast.LENGTH_SHORT).show();
                             password.setText("");
                         }
                         else
                             Toast.makeText(getApplicationContext(), "Network Error", Toast.LENGTH_SHORT).show(); //Not entirely true in all cases i think
                     }
                      /*Login.getUserLoggedIn();
                        if(Login.isLoggedIn())
                        {
                            Intent intent = new Intent(ActivityLogin.this, ActivityMain.class);
                            intent.setFlags(Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_CLEAR_TASK | Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_NEW_TASK);
                            startActivity(intent);
                        } else {
                            Toast.makeText(getApplicationContext(), "Please Login Above", Toast.LENGTH_SHORT).show();
                        }*/
                  }
                });
        } else
        {
            // Not Logged In and No Internet Access
            setContentView(R.layout.activitylogintext);
            EditText text = (EditText) findViewById(R.id.text);
            text.setText("No Internet Connection Detected\n requires internet to login");
            Button button = (Button) findViewById(R.id.refreshButton);
            button.setOnClickListener(new View.OnClickListener() {
                  public void onClick(View view) {
                        //Login.getUserLoggedIn();
                        if(Network.haveNetworkConnection(Login.getContext()))
                        {
                            Intent intent = new Intent(ActivityLogin.this, ActivityLogin.class);
                            //intent.setFlags();
                            startActivity(intent);
                        } else {
                            Toast.makeText(getApplicationContext(), "No Internet Access Detected", Toast.LENGTH_SHORT).show();
                        }
                  }
                });
        }
    }
    @Override
    public void onActivityResult(int requestCode, int resultCode, Intent data) {
        super.onActivityResult(requestCode, resultCode, data);
        facebook.authorizeCallback(requestCode, resultCode, data);
    }
    public void doFacebook()
    {
         facebook.authorize(this, Config.facebookPermissions, new DialogListener() {
                @Override
                public void onComplete(Bundle values) {
                     /*SharedPreferences.Editor editor = state.edit();
                     editor.putString("access_token", facebook.getAccessToken());
                     editor.putLong("access_expires", facebook.getAccessExpires());
                     editor.commit();
                        */
                     //Input into database
                     Login.saveAccessToken(facebook.getAccessToken());
                     Login.setFB(facebook.getAccessToken());
                     //Login.sendAccessToken(facebook.getAccessToken());
                     //Intent into Main Activity
                     Intent intent = new Intent(ActivityLogin.this, ActivityMain.class);
                    //intent.setFlags(Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_CLEAR_TASK | Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_NEW_TASK);
                    startActivity(intent);
                }
                @Override
                public void onFacebookError(FacebookError error) {
                    Toast.makeText(getApplicationContext(), "Error: "+error.getErrorType(), Toast.LENGTH_SHORT).show();
                }
                @Override
                public void onError(DialogError e) {
                    Toast.makeText(getApplicationContext(), "Error: "+e.getMessage(), Toast.LENGTH_SHORT).show();
                }
                @Override
                public void onCancel() {}
            });
    }
    public boolean checkForUserID(Context c)
    {
        try{
            String res = Network.getUrl("www.website.com/mobile.php?got_user=1&client_id="+Login.getClientId());
            JSONObject json = JSON.constructObject(res);
            if(JSON.handleCode(json))
            {
                if(json.getString("type").equals("userid"))
                {
                    Login.setLogin(json.getString("data"));
                    return true;
                }
            }
        } catch(Exception e)
        {
            //Silent Fail
        }
        return false;
    }
}
 
     
     
     
     
     
     
    