I am using Python 2 and the fairly simple method given in Wikipedia's article "Cubic function". This could also be a problem with the cube root function I have to define in order to create the function mentioned in the title.
# Cube root and cubic equation solver
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from __future__ import division
import cmath
from cmath import log, sqrt
def cbrt(x):
    """Computes the cube root of a number."""
    if x.imag != 0:
        return cmath.exp(log(x) / 3)
    else:
        if x < 0:
            d = (-x) ** (1 / 3)
            return -d
        elif x >= 0:
            return x ** (1 / 3)
def cubic(a, b, c, d):
    """Returns the real roots to cubic equations in expanded form."""
    # Define the discriminants
    D = (18 * a * b * c * d) - (4 * (b ** 3) * d) + ((b ** 2) * (c ** 2)) - \
    (4 * a * (c ** 3)) - (27 * (a ** 2) * d ** 2)
    D0 = (b ** 2) - (3 * a * c)
    i = 1j  # Because I prefer i over j
    # Test for some special cases
    if D == 0 and D0 == 0:
        return -(b / (3 * a))
    elif D == 0 and D0 != 0:
        return [((b * c) - (9 * a * d)) / (-2 * D0), ((b ** 3) - (4 * a * b * c)
        + (9 * (a ** 2) * d)) / (-a * D0)]
        else:
            D1 = (2 * (b ** 3)) - (9 * a * b * c) + (27 * (a ** 2) * d)
            # More special cases
            if D != 0 and D0 == 0 and D1 < 0:
                C = cbrt((D1 - sqrt((D1 ** 2) - (4 * (D0 ** 3)))) / 2)
            else:
                C = cbrt((D1 + sqrt((D1 ** 2) - (4 * (D0 ** 3)))) / 2)
                u_2 = (-1 + (i * sqrt(3))) / 2
                u_3 = (-1 - (i * sqrt(3))) / 2
                x_1 = (-(b + C + (D0 / C))) / (3 * a)
                x_2 = (-(b + (u_2 * C) + (D0 / (u_2 * C)))) / (3 * a)
                x_3 = (-(b + (u_3 * C) + (D0 / (u_3 * C)))) / (3 * a)
                if D > 0:
                    return [x_1, x_2, x_3]
                else:
                    return x_1
I've found that this function is capable of solving some simple cubic equations:
print cubic(1, 3, 3, 1)
-1.0
And a while ago I had gotten it to a point where it could solve equations with two roots. I've just done a rewrite and now it's gone haywire. For example, these coefficients are the expanded form of (2x - 4)(x + 4)(x + 2) and it should return [4.0, -4.0, -2.0] or something similar:
print cubic(2, 8, -8, -32)
[(-4+1.4802973661668753e-16j), (2+2.9605947323337506e-16j), (-2.0000000000000004-1.1842378929335002e-15j)]
Is this more a mathematical or a programming mistake I'm making?
Update: Thank you, everyone, for your answers, but there are more problems with this function than I've iterated so far. For example, I often get an error relating to the cube root function:
print cubic(1, 2, 3, 4)  # Correct solution: about -1.65
...
    if x > 0:
TypeError: no ordering relation is defined for complex numbers
print cubic(1, -3, -3, -1)  # Correct solution: about 3.8473
    if x > 0:
TypeError: no ordering relation is defined for complex numbers