I want to know, step by step, the way to transform a timestamp in my mysql table to a relative time (4 seconds ago, 5 months ago...) on my website.
For information, my timestamp column is named creation, and my table is named users.
The code I tried:
function relativedate($secs) {
    $second = 1;
    $minute = 60;
    $hour = 60*60;
    $day = 60*60*24;
    $week = 60*60*24*7;
    $month = 60*60*24*7*30;
    $year = 60*60*24*7*30*365;
    if ($secs <= 0) { $output = "now";
    }elseif ($secs > $second && $secs < $minute) { $output = round($secs/$second)." second";
    }elseif ($secs >= $minute && $secs < $hour) { $output = round($secs/$minute)." minute";
    }elseif ($secs >= $hour && $secs < $day) { $output = round($secs/$hour)." hour";
    }elseif ($secs >= $day && $secs < $week) { $output = round($secs/$day)." day";
    }elseif ($secs >= $week && $secs < $month) { $output = round($secs/$week)." week";
    }elseif ($secs >= $month && $secs < $year) { $output = round($secs/$month)." month";
    }elseif ($secs >= $year && $secs < $year*10) { $output = round($secs/$year)." year";
    }else{ $output = " more than a decade ago"; }
    if ($output <> "now"){
        $output = (substr($output,0,2)<>"1 ") ? $output."s" : $output;
    }
    return $output;
}
echo relativedate(60); // 1 minute
 
     
     
     
    