Alright, I'm what i'm doing isn't possible the way i'm doing it (I've been up for two days straight... again) but is it possible to run a multiquery through PDO and return all the results... like so?
$sql = 
"SELECT username, faction FROM users WHERE uid = :uid;". 
"SELECT level, exp, health, luck, first_name, last_name FROM player_information WHERE uid = :uid"; 
    $que = $this->db->prepare($sql);
    $que->bindParam('uid', $uid);
    try{
        $que->execute();
        $row = $que->fetchAll();
        print_r($row);
    }catch(PDOException $e){$e->getMessage(); }
or am i just barking up the wrong tree?