tl; dr
# Installs n and the latest LTS Node.js version to ~/n.
# For bash, ksh, zsh, modifies the respective user-specific shell-initialization file to
# define env. variable N_PREFIX and append $N_PREFIX/bin to the $PATH.
curl -L https://git.io/n-install | bash
I feel your pain. Installing Node.js to then install n to then manage Node.js installations is indeed a strange setup.
It would indeed be great to be able to install n by itself first.
I've created a project to support installation of n directly from GitHub; the only prerequisite beyond what n itself needs is git.
Note that you must first remove any pre-existing n / Node.js versions.
The target directory, ~/n by default, must either not yet exist or be empty.
For bash, ksh, and zsh, the relevant shell initialization file (e.g., ~/.bashrc) is automatically modified to define environment variable N_PREFIX and append $N_PREFIX/bin to the $PATH; for other shells, this must be done manually.
Aside from installing n directly from GitHub, it also installs helper scripts for updating n (n-update) and uninstalling it (n-uninstall).
Here are working examples; see the n-install GitHub repo for details:
Installation with confirmation prompt to confirm installing to default location $HOME/n and installing the latest LTS Node.js version:
curl -L https://git.io/n-install | bash
Automated installation to the default location, with subsequent installation of the latest LTS (long-term support) and latest-overall Node.js versions, as well as the latest 4.1.x Node.js version:
curl -L https://git.io/n-install | bash -s -- -y lts latest 4.1
Automated installation to the default location, without subsequent installation of a Node.js version:
curl -L https://git.io/n-install | bash -s -- -y -
Automated installation to custom location ~/util/n, with subsequent installation of the latest LTS Node.js version:
curl -L https://git.io/n-install | N_PREFIX=~/util/n bash -s -- -y