That is, a lambda that takes no input and returns nothing.
I was thinking of clever ways to mimic switch statements in Python. Here's what I attempted (to no avail):
statement = {
    "Bob": lambda: print "Looking good, Bob!",
    "Jane": lambda: print "Greetings, Jane!",
    "Derek": lambda: print "How goes it, Derek?"
}[person]()
 
     
    