It seems overkill to rely on yet another third party script but I have discovered Fallback.js and YepNope.js which may be able to handle this scenario. I am not sure about the performance implications of the everyday scenario where the CDN's just work. More info here.
I also had a go at writing my own implementations:
JavaScript Fallbacks
(function (document, fallbacks) {
    var check = function (fallbacks, i) {
        if (i < fallbacks.length) {
            var fallback = fallbacks[i];
            if (fallback.test()) {
                check(fallbacks, i + 1);
            }
            else {
                var script = document.createElement("script");
                script.onload = function () {
                    check(fallbacks, i + 1);
                };
                script.src = fallback.src;
                document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0].appendChild(script);
            }
        }
    }
    check(fallbacks, 0);
})(document, [
    { test: function () { return window.Modernizr; }, src: "/js/modernizr.js" },
    { test: function () { return window.jQuery; }, src: "/js/jquery.js" },
    { test: function () { return $.validator; }, src: "/js/jquery-validate.js" },
    { test: function () { return $.validator.unobtrusive; }, src: "/js/jquery-validate-unobtrusive.js" },
    { test: function () { return $.fn.modal; }, src: "/js/bootstrap.js" },
    { test: function () { return window.Hammer && window.Hammer.VERSION; }, src: "/js/hammer.js" },
    { test: function () { return window.Zepto; }, src: "/js/bootstrap-touch-carousel.js" }
]);
CSS Fallbacks
The idea for using a meta tag was 'borrowed' from the new ASP.NET 5 MVC 6 framework.
(function (document, fallbacks) {
    var metas = document.getElementsByTagName("meta");
    for (var i = 0; i < fallbacks.length; ++i) {
        var fallback = fallbacks[i];
        for (j = 0; j < metas.length; ++j) {
            var meta = metas[j];
            if (meta.getAttribute("name") == fallback.metaName) {
                if (!fallback.test(meta)) {
                    var link = document.createElement("link");
                    link.href = fallback.href;
                    link.rel = "stylesheet";
                    document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
                }
                break;
            }
        }
    }
})(document, [
    {
        // metaName - The name of the meta tag that the test is performed on. The meta tag must have a class from the
        //            relevant stylesheet on it so it is styled and a test can be performed against it. E.g. for 
        //            font awesome the <meta name="x-font-awesome-stylesheet-fallback-test" class="fa"> meta tag is
        //            added. The 'fa' class causes the font awesome style to be applied to it.
        metaName: "x-font-awesome-stylesheet-fallback-test",
        // test - The test to perform against the meta tag. Checks to see if the Font awesome styles loaded 
        //        successfully by checking that the font-family of the meta tag is 'FontAwesome'.
        test: function (meta) { return meta.style.fontFamily === "FontAwesome"; },
        // href - The URL to the fallback stylesheet.
        href: "/css/font-awesome.css"
    }
]);