I know that it is weird to answer my own question, but...
I figured it out. You have to make your class abstract, and you can declare abstract methods to make methods "parameters" to have it behave like a KeyListener declaration. Abstract methods are declared like this:
    abstract ReturnType name(Parameter p);
and behave exactly like methods when called. For a full example:
    //The abstract keyword enables abstract methods to work with this class.
    abstract class Foo {
        //Just a random variable and a constructor to initialize it
        int blah;
        public Foo(int blah) {
            this.blah = blah;
        }
        //An abstract method 
        abstract void doStuff();
        //Example with a parameter
        abstract void whatDoIDoWith(int thisNumber);
        //A normal method that will call these methods.
        public void doThings() {
            //Call our abstract method.
            doStuff();
            //Call whatDoIDoWith() and give it the parameter 5, because, well... 5!
            whatDoIDoWith(5);
        }
    }
When you try to instance an abstract class like a normal class, Java will freak out.
    Foo f = new Foo(4);
What you will have to do is something like this:
    Foo f = new Foo(4) {
        @Override
        void doStuff() {
            System.out.println("Hi guys! I am an abstract method!");
        }
        @Override
        void whatDoIDoWith(int thisNumber) {
            blah += thisNumber;
            System.out.println(blah);
        }
     }; //Always remember this semicolon!
Note that you need to include all of the abstract methods here, not just some of them. Now, let's try this:
    public class Main {
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            //Instance foo.
            Foo f = new Foo(4) {
                @Override
                void doStuff() {
                    System.out.println("Hi guys! I am an abstract method!");
                }
                @Override
                void whatDoIDoWith(int thisNumber) {
                    blah += thisNumber;
                    System.out.println(blah);
                }
            };
            //Call our method where we called our two abstract methods.
            foo.doThings();
        }
    }
This prints the following to the console:
    Hi guys! I am an abstract method!
    9