I feel like the answer to this is a hard no in most languages I've used other than PHP, which at least used to have some odd corner cases with stuff like $someArray['nonexistentKey']++.
I'm basically looking to write a sparse object where each property is a numeric counter. The counters should return 0 if undefined and should automatically define themselves with a value of 0 if you try to increment them.
In other words, I want to override the generic Object getter to return 0 in all cases where it would return undefined... or perhaps define the property right there during the get and set it to 0.
So in theory, an overload for ANY property not yet defined would get initialize it at zero. For example this:
myObj['hugePrimeNumberToBaseXToString']++;
would then make it 1.
In the olden days I feel like some way with Object.__proto__ might have worked for this case...