When I plug in a removable flash drive, the Autoplay menu comes up, except it does not have any text. It does this for CDs as well. Things I have tried:
- Running
SFC /scannow. Finds corrupt files, but can't repair them - Reinstall Windows Internet Explorer 9 from offline installer pack. IE9 was having issues before, and this fixed those issues
- Running a Repair install of Windows 7
- (beforehand) Scanned the hard drive with Malwarebytes, Microsoft Security Essentials, and Norton Antivirus on separate computers
After trying to open Autorun again after @Jeff suggested changing the themes, I only saw this window in the Properties

It is Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1. System Restore was disabled before this happened