I'm a generalist with a weird passion for making machines do things they aren't supposed to do.

Previous highly improbable things I've done include:

• Building a globe-spanning fleet of stratospheric robots bringing the internet to everyone.
• Devising a way to safely run self-modifying programs written in any language on ARM processors with nearly no overhead.
• Generating 800x600 real-time 3D video, at 60fps, on an STM32F407 microcontroller.
• An evening's Java hack that has become core infrastructure for thousands of projects worldwide.
• Breaking into the excessively competitive Silicon Valley tech scene with only a bachelor's in psychology.