Sandy's Country Christmas


SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run / Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie / Plankton: The Movie | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2, s3, s4) | Specials: SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, The Tidal Zone, Kreepaway Kamp, Snow Yellow, , SpongeBob and Patrick's Timeline Twist-Up


Sandy's Country Christmas (originaly titled SpongeBob and Sandy's Country Christmas) is an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants from season 14, which aired on December 2, 2024 as part of the show's 25th anniversary.

Dialogue

Slappy: [with a bag of popcorn] Oh, my. I hope he isn't too hurt. [eats popcorn, chuckles]
Sandy: [jumps down to Santa] Santa, talk to me, big fella. [grabs him]
Santa: [groans, disoriented] Mrs. Claus, the Easter Bunny is here to see you. [points to Sandy]
Sandy: Oh, that ain't good. Come on, Santa. Don't you know what day it is?
Santa: Of course. [holds up a heart and flowers] Happy Valentine's Day! [kisses Sandy] Mwah. [falls over and groans]
Crowd: Oh.
Squidward: Oh, boy..
Mr. Krabs: That old elf is one sugarplum shy of a fruitcake.
Larry: Yeah, bro. How is Santa gonna deliver our presents now?
Squidward: He's not. Sandy knocked him right out of the sky with her big dumb tree.
Patrick: That's exactly why I don't trust trees. [SpongeBob puts his hand on his shoulder]
Mrs. Puff: But what's the point of having Christmas without any [screams] PRESENTS!?
Pearl: You, like, totally ruined Christmas. [cries, running off and knocking people over]
Crowd: [angrily leaves]
Sandy: Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry, y'all.
SpongeBob: It'll be OK, Sandy. At least Santa's having a good time.
Santa: [walking drunkenly] Hey, where are you goin'? The party's just gettin' started. [party horn toots, falls down] Whoa! [party horn toots]
Sandy: [puts her hands on her face] Oh!