English
Etymology
- Nonstandard variant form of can have, from the popular phrase (meme) "I can has cheezburger?" supposed to be uttered by cats on the Internet.
Pronunciation
Verb
can haz (no conjugated forms)
- (nonstandard, Internet slang) To be able to have.
If I go to the office, Joe can haz my porpoise if he wants.
Usage notes
- This phrase is only meant to be used satirically, as was its origin in a satirical weblog. The two verbs are always linked together for this purpose, no matter where they are in a sentence. Constructions involving this phrase often ignore rules of grammar and spelling.
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