number two
English
Pronunciation
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Adjective
- (US, law enforcement) White, Caucasian.
Noun
number two (countable and uncountable, plural number twos)
- (euphemistic, usually childish) Feces; the act of defecation.
- I need to go number two.
- 1953, Samuel Beckett, Watt, [Paris]: Olympia Press, →OCLC:
- He might have got up, without the bell's sounding, to do his number one, or number two, in his great big white chamber-pot.
- (nautical, slang) A first mate.
- A primary assistant; vice-leader.
- After she had shown great promise over the last 10 years, he made her his number two.
- (cricket) The batsman who opens alongside the number one, but does not face the first delivery.
- (soccer) A backup goalkeeper.
- 2025 April 15, Simon Stone, “Why Amorim's next move on Onana is a big call”, in BBC Sport[1]:
- Head coach Ruben Amorim will be asked by media on Wednesday who will start in goal for their crucial Europa League quarter-final with Lyon, Onana or United's latest scapegoat, number two Altay Bayindir.
- (soccer) A right back.
- 2015 December 30, Mike Simmonds, quoting Stephen O’Donnell, “O’Donnell wants to make right back slot his own”, in Luton Today[2]:
- I came down here to cement the number two position, the right back role and I’ve not really managed to do that.
- (theater) A somewhat small town, between a number one and a number three, where the success of a theatrical performance is unlikely to be very great.
- A pencil with hardness level 2.
- 2012, Sandra Kring, A Life of Bright Ideas, Bantam Books, →ISBN, page 287:
- They say you should be able to slip a pencil under your boob and if it doesn’t fall out, you’re too saggy. Shit, I could stick a whole box of number twos under these girls and keep them there until next semester.
- 2012, Lauren Morrill, Meant to Be, Delacorte Press, →ISBN, page 108:
- I reach into my bag, pull out my pencil case, and offer Jason one of my fully sharpened number twos.
- 2015, Sheila Turnage, “Friday Night Miracle”, in The Odds of Getting Even, Kathy Dawson Books, →ISBN, page 234:
- “I’ll need pencils, preferably number twos,” I told Miss Rose, who, for some reason, had not budged.
- (Philippines) mistress (the other woman in an extramarital relationship, generally including sexual relations)
- Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see number, two.
Synonyms
- (feces): See Thesaurus:feces
- (act of defecation): See Thesaurus:defecation
Coordinate terms
- number one (especially regarding the defecation sense), number three, and so on
Derived terms
- do number two, go number two
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