Ghosts (Season 3)

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Ghosts (2021–present) is an American single-camera sitcom, airing on CBS, about a young couple whose dreams come true when they inherit a beautiful country house, only to find it's both falling apart and inhabited by many of the deceased previous residents.

Samantha: The library is empty!

Jay: I can't see ghosts. I don't know why I went in there!

Jay: I'm gonna go beg Mark to let me ride the excavator, because I really need a win today.

Pete: Wow, you guys did not have a lot to do back then.

Isaac: Other than invent democracy?

Sasappis: Ahem.

Isaac: Amongst Europeans?

Sasappis: It's my ghost power.

Pete: Holy guacamole!

Samuel Woodstone: Thank God your mother is currently involuntarily institutionalized with hysteria, because this would kill her!

Alberta: Skipping over pleasantries, I need a page turn in my People magazine.

Thorfinn: R-u-n-n-n-n-n-n-n!

Pete: Carol's a GHOST!!!

Hetty: Even in these difficult times we must be precise.

Sasappis: What do we think Carol has in that big purse of hers?

Hetty: If there's a God, cocaine.

Sasappis: Do people keep pizza in their purses?

Hety: We'll find out when we look for the cocaine.

Hetty: He's older than my father was when he died of old age.

Thorfinn: Very simple way to die.

Ghosts: Whoa!

Alberta: Oh, my god. How about that?

Hetty: I used to always say you can never have too much morphine, but apparently that is incorrect.

Pete: You're gonna have to go through the dirt.

Flower: Oh, that's cool. It'll be like Woodstock, there was a lot of mud.

Samantha: He discovered his ghost power. He can leave the property.

Robot: Bon appetit!

Jay: Oh, my god. Is this wedding over yet?

Samantha: One second, Jay.