Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 4)

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Raphael: I don't believe it! We finally got rid of Shredder.

April: And best of all, before he could get his evil hands on Channel 6's latest transmitting equipment.

Leonardo: Knowing him, he would've turned it into some powerful new weapon of destruction.

Michelangelo: Do you realize what this means, dudes?

Raphael: Yeah. Turtles retire with honour.

Leonardo: I can resume my studies of the martial arts.

Donatello: I can get back to my inventions.

Michelangelo: I can get back to making pizzas.

Raphael: I don't know about you, but this turtle can use a well-deserved vacation. You know, London. Paris. Borneo. Some real fun.

Donatello: Whoa!

Leonardo: We're being invaded by giant vines!

Donatello: Do you realize what this means?

Raphael: Somebody traded our cow for a handful of beans? [They all start shouting as the vines tangle around them]

Donatello: It's the rays from the Professor's molecular intensifier! It actually works!

Leonardo: It's a Neutrino baby. She must have come through a portal.

Donatello: Here's a note. "Dear Ninja Turtles, please keep an eye on our Tribble. We'll dig you later, Gizzla and Zenter”. [While he’s reading, Tribble climbs out of the basket, onto the floor, and crawls away]

Michelangelo: This diaper dudette must be their offspring.

Leonardo: They wouldn't have sent her unless there was real trouble.

Raphael: Well, there's real trouble right here in Sewer City. Tribble has disappeared. Oh, great. Two minutes on the job, and we're blowing it."

Raphael: Oh, man, this is too much! How can you guys watch that big phony?

Michelangelo: Dude, he's no phoney. [He uses the remote to turn the TV back on] Rondo's totally cool!

Donatello: It's only a commercial for his new movie, Raphael.

Michelangelo: Yeah, and look what April got us; four tickets to the premier of it. "Rondo VIII: Hit Hardest."

Raphael: Yeah, I think I'll wait for the home video.

Leonardo: And I need to do my ninja workout.

Michelangelo: Don't pass this one up, dudes. The theatre is serving free pizza.

Leonardo: On the other hand—

Raphael: It is a unique cultural event.

Donatello: And we wouldn't want to disappoint April.

Leonardo: Where are you going, Donatello? The movie doesn't start for a couple of hours.

Donatello: Oh, April arranged for me to use the City College biology lab this week.

Leonardo: There's April now.

Shredder: I'll take that.

Rupert: Sure, for $19.95 you will.

Shredder: Don't be ridiculous, villains don't pay for things.

Baxter: Ohh! Sometimes I wish I had a fifth hand!

Raphael: Aww, Don't fly off the handle, Baxter!

Baxter: Not funny! Not funny!

Raphael: (to camera) Nobody likes puns anymore!

Donatello: We're gonna have to distract him so I can get to those controls!

Michelangelo: [spots a pizza box] April said he dug pizza! [he and Donatello kick Slash away into a pile of garbage where a steel bucket clamps onto his head] Pizza time, dude!

Slash: [pulling off bucket] Give me that pizza!

Donatello: Oh no! [he pulls the control lever sending the ship soaring skyward and Slash and Michelangelo down a chute]

Slash: I want that pizza! [takes the box away from Michelangelo and looks into it to find nothing there] What? No pizza? You tricked me! EVERYBODY TRICKS ME!

Donatello: [He's just used his personality ray gun on Leonardo to turn him back] There. That should take care of it.

Raphael: Do you think it worked?

Donatello: We'll know in a minute. [removes the goggles from Leonardo's eyes]

Leonardo: Donatello, this workshop of yours is a disgrace. And Raphael and Michaelangelo, why aren't you in the practice room, working out?

Raphael, Donatello, Michaelangelo: It worked.

Leonardo: Sorry, I can't hear you with in air awesome.

Shredder: Very well. The brainalyzer is sensitive to both thoughts and emotions. It will drain the knowledge right out of your head. [He turns on the machine and it starts sparking]

Buffy: "Ha ha ha ha! Sensitive to emotions, huh? Then you know what I think? I think you're a complete and utter total jerk, man. Yeah, you, and all your sleazoid goons! You have, like, no sense of hospitality whatsoever. You haven't offered me so much as a cheeseburger since I got here! You're ugly! You're stupid!

Shredder: GET IT OFF HER!

Donatello: That was a note. It suppose to reading, not eat it.

Leonardo: Hey, Donatello, turn it wrestling back on.

Farmer: Stop right there, Irma. [grabs Irma]

Irma: Hey! What's going on there?!

Raphael: Oh, no. Not again?! Are you still Irma is kidnap?! [grabs April] Alright, April, where is Irma!

Irma: Yes, April? I just want a music at channel 6 news.

Tiffany: But I thinking us turtles. [whispers] Chocolate chip pizza.

Turtles: Chocolate chip pizza! Gangway! I'm out of here!

Raphael: April, don't drink any- Oh, no.

Michelangelo: There zombies too.

Leorando: Oh, no. It's Shredder!

Michelangelo: Pizza?

Leonardo: No, we gonna get you lot eat tower.

CREATORS	Kevin Eastman · Peter Laird
COMICS	Mirage comic series  (1984–2010) · Tales  (1987–2010) · Adventures  (1988–1995) · Mighty Mutanimals  (1991 spin-off) · Daily comic strip  (1990–1997) · Dreamwave comics   series  (2003) · IDW comic series  (2011–present)
TELEVISION	Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue  (1990) · Turtles Forever  (2009)
	SERIES	1987–1996 series (1 | 2 | 3 | | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10) · Mutant Turtles: Superman Legend  (1996) · Next Mutation  (1997–1998) · 2003–2010 series (1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7) · 2012–2017 series (1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5) · 2018–2020 series (1 | 2) · Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2024-present)
FILMS	LIVE-ACTION	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (1990) · II: The Secret of the Ooze  (1991) · III: Turtles in Time  (1993) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2014) · Out of the Shadows  (2016)
	ANIMATION	TMNT  (2007) · Turtles Forever  (2009) · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2019) · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie  (2022) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem  (2023)
	FAN-MADE	Casey Jones  (2011)
	DOCUMENTARY	Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2014)
VIDEO GAMES	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  () · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  () · Fall of the Foot Clan  () · Turtles in Time  () · Manhattan Missions  () · Back from the Sewers  () · The Manhattan Project  () · The Hyperstone Heist  () · Radical Rescue  () · Tournament Fighters  () · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (2003) · 2: Battle Nexus  (2004) · Mutant Melee  () · Mutant Nightmare  () · The Cowabunga Collection  () · TMNT  (2007) ·
SEE ALSO	Leonardo da Vinci · Donatello · Michelangelo · Raphael · Last words in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles media