The Ren & Stimpy Show/Season 3

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The Ren & Stimpy Show is an American animated television series created by John Kricfalusi for Nickelodeon. The series follows the adventures of titular characters Ren, an emotionally unstable chihuahua, and Stimpy, a good-natured, dimwitted cat.

Stimpy: (reading his Christmas list to the Lincoln Memorial) And I want a bike, and a Betsy-Wets-Herself doll, and a CHEE-Z Bake Oven, and a Pulpy the Pup doll, and a jillion army men, and a... (Ren throws a sponge at him) Ooh!
Ren: Get down from there! That's not Santy Claus! It's a memorial.
Stimpy: A memorial? (gasps, then starts tearing up) I didn't know Santy Claus was... DEAD...! [starts crying hysterically] AAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-AAAA!!
Ren: You are so stupid.
Stimpy: Am I?
Ren: IDIOT! Don't you recognize President Willard P. Fillmore when you see him?!

Ren: Must not get angry... Must not get angry... Huh? [reacts in horror] MY USED CELEBRITY UNDERWEAR!!! GONE!!! Where?! Who?! [gasps] Oh, no. OH, NO!!!!

[Ren rushes to the laundry room.]

Ren: [sobbing] He didn't! He didn't! Stimpy washed my collection... of used celebrity underwear...! I can't even tell the difference... inbetween Van Johnson's socks... and June Allison's underwear. WHY?!

[Ren continues sobbing as Stimpy enters.]

Stimpy: Eh... What's wrong, Ren?

Ren: [angry] You! Why, I oughta--

[Ren stops, and looks around, scared.]

Ren: Stimpy, what's wrong with you?! Why must you make me so angry?! You know I get hurt when you make me angry! Do you want to get me killed?!

[Ren comes to a realization.]

Ren: Unless... Of course...! [starts going insane] That's the plan, isn't it? You set me up, and he knocks me down. Is that it? Huh? Well, it won't work. 'Cuz I'm not gonna get mad. I'm not getting mad... No, sir. Not me. [laughs madly] I'm... happy! Happy, happy, joy, joy! Happy, happy, joy, joy! I'm happy, happy, happy! Not mad, mad, mad! [cackles] Mr. Happy Boy, right?! HEY, WORLD!!! AM I HAPPY ENOUGH?!

[Ren cackles loudly, his insanity reaching its breaking point. Then he grabs Stimpy.]

Ren: And now... you... DIE!!!

Ren: Stimpy, how about some breakfast? I can really go for some of your famous Stimlard. Stimpy? Stim- [gasps] STIMPY!!!! [Stimpy was in bellybutton] [sad] OHHH STIMPY! [sobs] I, I warned you. [sobs, sniffs] WHY!? WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN!? [sobbing, sniffs] WHYY-Y-Y-Y!? [Ren chews bellybutton and starts sobbing. He pulls it out.] My dearest friend, you reduce to a fleshy love! [Ren cries. He hears a sound in the bellybutton. Stimpy uses a lawnmower. Jerry was so relaxed.]

Jerry: Oh, Stimpy, be a good boy. And after you finished mowing the lint, could you wash the lint, and iron the lint, and maybe pick lint from the lint, and, oh, don't forget to walk the lint. [Mr. Horse hears that sound in the bellybutton.] DINNER! DINNER! HURRY UP, BOY! I WANT MY DINNER! [Stimpy pants]