canned

• IPA^(key): /kænd/

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• Rhymes: -ænd

canned (not comparable)

1. Preserved in cans.

   canned tomatoes

   If you don't have fresh cardoon I'll take canned.

2. (by extension) Previously prepared; not fresh or new; standardized, mass-produced, or lacking originality or customization.

   canned laughter

   The form letter included a canned answer stating that what I asked was against policy.

   • 1996, Paul Heaton, Dave Rotheray, “Liar's Bar”, in Blue Is the Colour, performed by The Beautiful South:

     And the punch-lines seem to disappear like clouds across the sky / And the laughter could be real or could be canned

   • 1998, Dr. Dobb's Journal: Software Tools for the Professional Programmer:

     Unfortunately, some of the canned code, which Visual C++ gives to you when creating an application, is not CE aware and gives you compile errors.

   • 2005, James Howard Kunstler, chapter 7, in The Long Emergency, page 279:

     The vested owners of all those sun-drenched tract houses may stick around for a while and fight over the region, perhaps thinking that they are reenacting the great historical dramas of the nineteenth century—such is the long-term effect of canned entertainment on the collective imagi­nation.

   • 2016 February 7, Michael Barbaro, “Once Impervious, Marco Rubio Is Diminished by a Caustic Chris Christie”, in The New York Times‎^[1]:

     Throughout the evening, Mr. Christie’s admonition about canned lines and rehearsed speeches hovered and seemed to recalibrate how the crowd — and television viewers — processed what Mr. Rubio said (and resaid, over and over).

3. (slang) Drunk.
4. Terminated, fired from a job.
5. Cancelled or thrown away, said of a project or news article.
   • 1997, Frederick T. Smith, Backroom Briefings: John Curtin's War:

     The raider story was canned by the censor on instructions from the naval authorities.

• (preserved in cans): tinned
• (prepared or standard): boilerplate, stock
• (drunk): See Thesaurus:drunk

• (antonym(s) of “preserved in cans”): dried

canned

1. simple past and past participle of can

• dancen, nanced