畫地圖

畫⫽地圖 (verb-object)

1. (figurative, colloquial) to wet the bed
   • 1982, 周开雾, “小帧的骄傲”, in 《大老鼠和臭脚丫》, Taiyuan: 山西人民出版社, page 32:

     “小蜎蜎，画地图，一夜就能画一幅。画的地图大又臊，熏得大家把鼻捂。” [MSC, simp.]
     “小蜎蜎，畫地圖，一夜就能畫一幅。畫的地圖大又臊，燻得大家把鼻捂。” [MSC, trad.]

     “Xiǎo Yuānyuān, huà dìtú, yī yè jiù néng huà yī fú. Huà de dìtú dà yòu sāo, xūn de dàjiā bǎ bí wǔ.” [Pinyin]

     Little Yuanyuan draws maps; in one night, she can draw one map. The maps she draws are big and smelly; the smell is so strong that everyone covers up their nose.

   • 1986, “绿色钱包”, in 李方钧, 迟乃义, editors, 《长影故事片大观》, Changchun: 吉林大学出版社, page 235:

     老校长指示韩小元的老师，每天半夜叫韩小元起床小便，时间久了，这个“尿炕精”再也不在褥子上画“地图”了。 [MSC, simp.]
     老校長指示韓小元的老師，每天半夜叫韓小元起床小便，時間久了，這個“尿炕精”再也不在褥子上畫“地圖”了。 [MSC, trad.]

     Lǎo xiàozhǎng zhǐshì Hán Xiǎoyuán de lǎoshī, měitiān bànyè jiào Hán Xiǎoyuán qǐchuáng xiǎobiàn, shíjiān jiǔ le, zhège “niàokàngjīng” zài yě bù zài rùzi shàng huà “dìtú” le. [Pinyin]

     The old principal instructed Han Xiaoyuan's teacher to wake Han Xiaoyuan up to pee every day in the middle of the night. Over time, this bed-wetter doesn't draw "maps" on the mattress any more.

   • 2023, 徐剑, 《西藏妈妈》 [Xizang Mother], Guangzhou: 广东人民出版社, →ISBN, page 71:

     每天晚上他都要“画地图”，将一张床，直接尿成一个“小湖”。 [MSC, simp.]
     每天晚上他都要“畫地圖”，將一張床，直接尿成一個“小湖”。 [MSC, trad.]

     Měitiān wǎnshàng tā dōu yào “huà dìtú”, jiāng yī zhāng chuáng, zhíjiē niào chéng yī ge “xiǎohú”. [Pinyin]

     Every night he would "draw a map". He would pee the bed directly into a "small lake".

2. (figurative, colloquial) to emit semen involuntarily
   • 2005, 杨雄邦, 《天山深处——在援疆的日子里》, Ürümqi: 新疆电子出版社, →ISBN, page 61:

     一天，有位密友对我说，来疆后，又像没结婚前时一样了，常常梦遗，在被子上画地图。 [MSC, simp.]
     一天，有位密友對我說，來疆後，又像沒結婚前時一樣了，常常夢遺，在被子上畫地圖。 [MSC, trad.]

     Yītiān, yǒu wèi mìyǒu duì wǒ shuō, lái Jiāng hòu, yòu xiàng méi jiéhūn qián shí yīyàng le, chángcháng mèngyí, zài bèizi shàng huà dìtú. [Pinyin]

     One day, a close friend told me that after coming to Xinjiang, it's as if it was before he was married: he would often have nocturnal emissions and draw maps on his quilt.

   • 2011, 蔡华堂, 《我的苦思真爱》, Wuhan: 长江出版社, →ISBN, page 70:

     在梦里当愉悦兴奋达到高潮时，突然遗精了，弄脏了裤衩，弄湿了被子和床单一大块。……他走过来拍拍我的肩膀说：“画地图啦？正常的，没关系的。” [MSC, simp.]
     在夢裡當愉悅興奮達到高潮時，突然遺精了，弄髒了褲衩，弄濕了被子和床單一大塊。……他走過來拍拍我的肩膀說：“畫地圖啦？正常的，沒關係的。” [MSC, trad.]

     Zài mèng lǐ dāng yúyuè xīngfèn dádào gāocháo shí, tūrán yíjīng le, nòngzāngle kùchǎ, nòngshīle bèizi hé chuángdān yī dà kuài....... Tā zǒu guòlái pāipāi wǒ de jiānbǎng shuō: “Huà dìtú la? Zhèngcháng de, méi guānxì de.” [Pinyin]

     In the dream, when I was happy and excited and reached an orgasm, I suddenly came. My pants were dirtied, and a big part of my quilt and sheets were wet. […] He came over and patted my shoulder, saying, "Had a wet dream? It's normal. Don't worry about it."